Capitol Hill Merch

A hand painted Digitalart image in Washington DC

DC C.R.A.P. is a brand identity logo for a collection of sardonic, tongue-in-cheek commentary on the policies, actions and state-of-affairs in our nation’s capital promulgated by The Donald and his abysmal band of misguided , disloyal confederates From the DC C.R.A.P. Collection

This graphic illustrates long overdue smackdown of the punk known as Sen. Rand Paul by Dr. Fauci. Paul's display of false bravado while hiding behind the physical barrier of his senate dais is a metaphor for the spineless wimp who confronted his adversary from the security of his mama's skirt.

A hand painted Digitalart image in Washington DC.

This highly accurate map features all of DC's neighborhoods in that sweet sweet red white and blue.

Re-bar Seattle 1990

Year 2020

Year 2020

Featuring the DC neighborhood names in cute, fun colors!

I walked around Capitol Hill, a few blocks from the Capitol two days after the riots on January 6th, 2021. It was peaceful as all protesters had left. January 2021, iphone7plus

Trump consigliere posing as Attorney General, Bill Barr, tries to have it both ways in how he publicly presents himself. His coy facade belies the cynical errand-boy schemer who follows The Donald's playbook with robotic efficiency, like a mindless drone devoid of morals, ethics or allegiance to the rule of law or the Constitution, Despite his efforts, Trump thinks of Barr as just another temporary cog in the wheel of his personal fortunes. Like all his other disposable minions, Trump pimps Bill Barr like a street corner trick, regarding him as a compliant jester, a clown.

20.01.21 Democracy Restored in the U.S

Do you think the Bills will win the championship this year? How I hope and pray that they will!

The year was 1994—a good time for music, and an especially good time for music in Seattle. Indie bands were playing, and people actually wanted to hear them; national and global acts were touring and actually wanted to stop in Seattle and THE place to play was the Moe or more formally, Mo'Roc'N Café. The design celebrates the long lost Club Moe with it's vintage clown logo which might seem a bit odd, but was right at home with the venue's eclectic interior design. Featuring plenty of cracks, chips and fade, Mo'Roc'N Café tee looks like you snagged it back in the day at a Mudhoney show or something.

View of the Capitol of Havana, Cuba.

Make America democratic again and again. Save our democracy in 2024 on Capitol Hill and forever, all over the USA.

A satirical graphic take on the bombastic, dishonest, bullying, crass performances the Oval Office spokesperson delivers almost daily as she addresses the national press corp From the DC C.R.A.P. Collection

Everything happening since the capitol riot just vindicates everything we have said about Trump and his supporters.

There are many ambiguous and dubious things in the modern world. However, fortunately, we still have unshakable truths and sacred places. One of such great places is The United States Capitol. The painting is painted in oil on canvas with a stretcher. Coating with varnish. Completely handmade.

Artist Illustration of a watercolor illustration I painted captures the stunning Seattle sunset as seen from Capitol Hill, with the majestic Puget Sound in the distance. The warm hues of orange and pink blend seamlessly with the cool blues of the water, creating a serene and picturesque scene. The brushstrokes and textures add depth and dimension to the artwork, making it a beautiful representation of the natural beauty of Seattle.

Promote CHAZ, the Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone with this hot design!

This graphic suggests a possible – hopeful – outcome to the investigation of Donald Trump and his cronies resulting from their obviously nefarious machinations during the 2016 presidential election; behavior that if borne out strongly points to treason. From the DC C.R.A.P. Collection

The artwork illustrates the United States Capitol Building with an ink drawing. The drawing highlights the country's history in North America.

DESPICABLE MINION AMERICA WASHINGTON DC

Without question, Re-bar was one of the Seattle's most historic nightclubs, hosting countless local and touring bands over its three decade run. Born into the grunge scene in 1990, the building it called home at the foot of Capitol Hill was built in 1930, and certainly playing into the venue's quirky charm. When it wasn't hosting live music, this anchor of the alternative arts scene presented work from local artists, theatre and comedy, and held rocking dance nights. Re-bar was routinely filled to the brim with hipsters, freaks, geeks, artists, gays, intellectuals, punks, rockers, ravers, and clubbers – a true showcase of the eclectic diversity of Seattle. The fact that they made some mean cocktails was just the icing on the cake.

Trump for President or Resident of the big house?

List of Washington, D.C. neighborhoods

Washington, DC neighborhoods design in red block letters

NATIONAL TEXT ART USA GROVER CLEVELAND

Depicts the internal poisoning of the GOP because the bile that should be regularly expelled to keep the party functioning well – in the name of Donald Trump - is clogging the Party’s innards destroying the will and moral compass required to lead the nation and conduct themselves as citizens and patriots first, instead of partisan votes for hire From the DC C.R.A.P. Collection

DC City skyline with pint splatter and text

AMERICA PILOT GLASSES WASINGTON DC

Election 2020. The People Have Spoken. Democracy must prevail.

This illustration depicts the masks have come off and the masquerade is over. Democracy in America has been exposed as a farce. The rules - laws - have obviously been a mechanism to pacify and control the masses until the power elite decided they had sufficient controls in place to complete their subversion and reveal themselves as an Authoritarian government of, by and for themselves - and the rest of America should JUST GET OVER IT!

Without question, Re-bar was one of the Seattle's most historic nightclubs, hosting countless local and touring bands over its three decade run. Born into the grunge scene in 1990, the building it called home at the foot of Capitol Hill was built in 1930, and certainly playing into the venue's quirky charm. When it wasn't hosting live music, this anchor of the alternative arts scene presented work from local artists, theatre and comedy, and held rocking dance nights. Re-bar was routinely filled to the brim with hipsters, freaks, geeks, artists, gays, intellectuals, punks, rockers, ravers, and clubbers – a true showcase of the eclectic diversity of Seattle. The fact that they made some mean cocktails was just the icing on the cake.

This illustration teases the situation the Donald finds himself that his very top associates from the Oval Office in DC to the Corporate Suites in NYC are showcasing their vocal talents by performing in a Robert Mueller production, singing their immunity-winning hits for a nationwide audience. From the DC C.R.A.P. Collection.