Acceleration Cards
Description: Join the ultimate bald team with this funny maximum acceleration graphic. Perfect gift for the proud bald dad who loves sports and bald humor! A great athletic style design to celebrate his lack of hair this Fathers Day.
Bald Dad Athletic Bald Humor - Maximum Acceleration 99 Bald Team - JUN-144 Card
by Animangapoi
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Description: A monochrome composition with white text on a black background. The top features bold text "RAIDERS OF THE LOST MATH". Below, scientific equations related to physics, a rolling sphere, and a running figure are displayed. The text "Jones just escapes!" concludes the composition.
Raiders of the Lost Math Rolling Sphere Acceleration Card
by Pastel Dream Nostalgia
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A black background with white and yellow text. At the top, "RAIDERS OF THE LOST MATH" is prominent. Below, a rolling sphere is depicted on an incline with formulas for acceleration and velocity. A figure resembling Jones is shown running away, with text detailing descent time and conditions.
Raiders of The Lost Math Rolling Sphere Acceleration Descent Time Card
by VIGOLD STORE
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Description: Don't be a da/dt. A jerk in other words. Show your inner nerd and your abilities in vector calculus...and physics.
Don't Be a Jerk - Time Derivative of Acceleration Card
by GregFromThePeg
$5.00 $6.00
Description: 0-60 In 2.3 Seconds (Off A Cliff). Sarcastic Humor Humor Funny Quote Witty Saying For Pessimistic Individuals
0-60 In 2.3 Seconds (Off A Cliff) Sarcastic Humor Funny Saying Card
by monkeyrenchart
$5.00 $6.00
Description: 0-60 In 2.3 Seconds (Off A Cliff). Sarcastic Humor Humor Funny Quote Witty Saying For Pessimistic Individuals
0-60 In 2.3 Seconds (Off A Cliff) Sarcastic Humor Funny Saying Card
by monkeyrenchart
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Still searching for Manual Transmission Funny Car Guys Auto Mechanic Garage Car Mechanic Cave Stock Engine Block Horsepower designs? Make a statement with this Three On The Tree Is Good Enough For Me tee. Makes a great gift for the mechanic, garage guy or car enthusiast in your life.
Description: This shirt celebrates the universal law that pulls us down—but in the most humorous way. Whether you're clumsy, contemplative, or just vibing with physics, this minimalist quote turns a scientific concept into a personality trait. It's perfect for science lovers, deep thinkers, or anyone who’s ever tripped and blamed the universe.
Description: A retro-style scene with the text 'RAIDERS OF THE LOST MATH' at the top. On the left, a stylized planetoid with an orbiting arrow. A figure resembling an adventurer runs up a slanted line labeled 'Acceleration' and 'Descent Time'. Text includes 'd=50m', 'Final Velocity', and '£=30°'.
Description: A shield-shaped emblem featuring four panels with a banner at the bottom. The top left panel shows a cat sleeping on a person in bed with text. The top right panel depicts an elephant colliding with a red explosion symbol. The bottom left panel illustrates an elephant standing in blood. The right side contains 'THIRD LAW' and explanatory text. The banner reads 'LAW SCHOOL'. The style is cartoonish with a textured background.
Description: This graphic features a speedometer above text. The text reads, "YES OFFICER, I SAW THE SPEED LIMIT I JUST DIDN'T SEE YOU". The words "SPEED LIMIT" are large and set in the color red, while the rest of the text is in white. The speedometer is mostly black and white, with the dial in red.
Description: A shield-shaped emblem featuring "NEWTON'S LAW SCHOOL" at the top. Below are four panels illustrating physics concepts: a cat on a sleeping person, a diagram for Force = Mass Times Acceleration, an elephant with an apple on its head, and an elephant with exclamation marks. The bottom banner reads "LAW SCHOOL".
Description: Still searching for Auto Racing Stock Car Race Car Racer Nitro Dragcar Automotive Nos Burn Outs Skid Marks Horsepower Nos Turbo Boost Exhaust Drag Race Day Car Racing designs? Make a statement with this Start Your Engines tee. Makes a great gift for the nos car racing enthusiast in your life who loves funny car racing tees.
May the Product of Mass and Acceleration Be With You - Sci Fi Physics Parody Homage Card
by Shirt for Brains
$5.00 $6.00