Apocalypse Humor Cards

Description: Prepare for the Four Ponies of the Apocalypse!

Description: A simple way to learn eclipses+feels.

Description: Straight outta hell

Description: We've seen and dealt with so much in 2020, but it can only get worse! With the next horrible thing happening, can you get Apocalypse Bingo?

Description: A poster containing illustrations and funny quotes from buffy summers of the show BUffy the Vampire slayer

Description: Imagine the air quality forecast 250 years from now.

Description: If you're a fan of the Apocalypse Bros podcast make sure to grab an Apocalypse Bros shirt! Expertly hand-crafted by our raccoon producer Anthony and featuring SOS and Sly Elsewhere. You're not going to want to miss out on this awesome piece of merch!

Description: If it’s not already, this should be number one on your shopping list. Sold out in all stores near you.

Description: Based on Avatar’s “Hail the Apocalyse.” The lyric “All flesh is equal when burnt,” is written in a messy charred font with a simple silent film inspired frame.

Description: Step into the chaotic, monster-filled world of Dungeon Crawler Carl with this explosive fanart featuring the iconic duo: Princess Donut and Mongo.

Description: Every year has a meteor day.

Description: Charlie don't surf

Description: Do you know someone who is a zombie lover? This tshirt is a great Birthday, Halloween, or Christmas gift for men, women, or kids who are always preparing for the zombie apocalypse. Doomsday preppers unite! Whether you call them walkers, geeks, biters, roamers, the undead, or just the classic zombies, this tee shirt will show everyone what you are into!

Description: Apocalyptic Waffle House scene with classy skeletons. Still got waffles!

Description: Venus te advierte sobre el futuro

Description: I drew this for everyone who has already privately ranked their preferred apocalypse. Zombies? Respectable classic. Robots? Bold. Aliens? Optimistic. Nuclear? Straightforward. Pandemic? Been there. Meteor? No complaints, no survivors. Six options, all equally bad, rendered in the retro comic style they deserve.

Description: SOS End Of The World Alert

Description: If you're a fan of the Apocalypse Bros podcast make sure to grab an Apocalypse Bros shirt! Expertly hand-crafted by our raccoon producer Anthony and featuring SOS and Sly Elsewhere. You're not going to want to miss out on this awesome piece of merch!

Description: Piece at last

Description: A distressed vintage-style dinosaur scene features a meteor impact and roaring prehistoric creatures. A playful message adds prayer-themed extinction humor for dinosaur \

Description: Tired of the endless daily grind and ready for a complete change of pace? This hilarious distressed typography design captures that perfect level of everyday existential dread with a sarcastic twist. It is the perfect gift for anyone who thinks fighting off hordes of the undead might actually be easier than dealing with another Monday morning meeting!

Description: The gang from Return of the Living Dead

Description: A funny retro comic illustration of a person in a hazmat suit making an ash angel for peace.

Description: Unless postponed by rain. Design by Paula, 1967

Description: Gear up for the Nuclear Winter with this vintage tee! Show your love for the classic post-apocalyptic world and its quirky charm, inspired by the Fallout universe. This t-shirt is perfect for gamers and fans alike.

Description: "My Biggest Fear Of Being A Zombie Is All The Walking" Undead Apocalypse Humor For Zombie Fans And Horror Lovers. Perfect For Those Who Dislike Walking.

Description: Embrace the post-apocalyptic humor with this 'Everything is Fine' graphic tee! Featuring a funny design inspired by Fallout, it's perfect for gamers and fans of the series. Get yours today and show off your wasteland style!

Description: UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.

Description: Step into the whimsical world of the Adorable Apocalypse Cat, where a cheerful calico kaiju playfully demolishes a cardboard city. This retro-inspired design captures the mischievous spirit of a giant cat, complete with yarn ball water towers and signs for Purr Inc. It is the perfect statement for cat owners who love their destructive little felines and fans of vintage monster movie posters. Celebrate the humorous chaos only a cat can bring with this unique and nostalgic illustration.

Description: This is my Apocalypse outfit in black letters

Description: retro cartoon style skeleton cozy apocalypse doomscrolling design

Description: This retro-style design features a stressed octopus office worker surrounded by filing cabinets and paperwork. Perfect for anyone feeling overwhelmed by bureaucratic tasks and endless deadlines. A humorous take on the department of unfinished business and impending doom.

Description: Bring dark humor to your reading nook with this fiery black cat clutching an apocalypse book. A spooky gothic illustration for cat lovers, readers, and horror fans.

Description: I survived!

Description: Embrace retro humor with this vintage children's book parody design. Featuring a young boy organizing emergency plans, medical kits, and backup folders, this dark comedy graphic is perfect for preppers, survivalists, and fans of classic aesthetic irony.

Description: Ponder the passage of time with this intriguing piece titled The Slowest Apocalypse. Blending a moody Dark Academia theme with a detailed Vintage Snail resting on an Antique Engraving sundial, this design brings an elegant, gothic charm. Perfect for philosophy lovers, embrace the deep concepts behind The Slowest Apocalypse.