Apostrophe Cards
Description: A circular emblem with a geometric pattern in the center. The text "MINISTRY OF APOSTROPHE" curves around the top of the circle, and "EST. 2021" is visible at the bottom. The geometric shape features intricate lines and intersecting shapes, forming a complex square-based structure with triangular elements.
Description: A bold white text design on a black background. The top line reads "NEVER DATE AN". The second line reads "APOSTROPHE". Centered between two horizontal lines on either side is a large lower-case typographical symbol resembling the letter 'q'. Below this symbol, the text reads "THEY'RE TOO POSSESSIVE".
Never Date An Apostrophe They're Too Possessive White Text Card
by STUDIO DESIGN PESSO
$5.00 $6.00
Description: For your favorite English teacher who is a huge grammarian, this is the perfect shirt. A great way to remind teens to stop using teen slang so much and a fun way to label yourself as a grammar police.
Wait, What? Apostrophe Question Mark Funny English Teacher Card
by Shirt Sighted
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A circular emblem in monochrome white on a black background. The emblem features a geometric symbol resembling 'PAB' or 'PB' intersected by a diagonal line. Curved text along the top reads 'MINISTRY OF APOSTROPHE' and at the bottom reads 'EST. 2021'. The overall aesthetic has a distressed, textured appearance.
Description: "Where I stole the margarine!" A cool retro vintage diner logo inspired by Frank Zappa's classic 1974 song "St. Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast" from the Apostrophe (') album. Perfect gift for Zappa fans, classic rock lovers, vinyl collectors, diner aesthetic fans, and pancake lovers!
St Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast - Frank Zappa Vintage Logo Card
by Obstinator
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Never Date An Apostrophe, They're Too Possessive - Funny English Grammar Teacher
Never Date An Apostrophe, They're Too Possessive - Funny English Grammar Teacher Card
by The Awesome Black
$5.00 $6.00
Description: This graphic screams Zappa-esque rebellion with a wild, no-holds-barred attitude! A bold tribute to Frank Zappa’s legendary 1988 Nassau Coliseum show, this design is as electrifying as his guitar solos and as unapologetic as his lyrics. The retro typography oozes '80s concert poster vibes, while the black-and-white portrait of Frank, cigarette in tow, reminds us that musical genius often comes with a devil-may-care attitude. The chaotic, almost psychedelic hair effect? That’s just Zappa’s mind at work—warping reality one riff at a time. Whether you were there in ‘88 or just wish you were, this design screams “shut up ‘n play yer T-shirt!” 🎸🔥
