Appointment Cards
Description: Show appreciation for great nails with this design. Features colorful nail polish bottles and the statement 'Great Nails Don't Happen By Chance, They Happen By Appointment'. Ideal for nail lovers and salon professionals.
Nail Polish Appointment Quote Apparel Card
by Federica Diiulio Ink
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Told My Wife I Wanted To Be Cremated She Made Me An Appointment For Tuesday Funny Saying Joke Tee Apparels. Suitable for people who like humorous and sarcastic sayings. Makes a great gifts for her, him, friends, family members. Perfect gifts for yourself, family, grandpa, grandma, mom, dad, husband, wife, daughter, son, sister, brother or anyone on Mother's day, Father's day, July 4th, St.Patrick's day, Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Year, Valentine or any anniversary.
Told My Wife I Would Want To Be Cremated She Made An Appointment Card
by Valhalla Warrior
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Hunter by instinct. Lazy by appointment. A fierce calico cat pounces with a fish skeleton in her mouth, with paw prints and leaves around her. A funny design for cat owners whose cat is a part-time predator and full-time napper. A good gift for a cat lover with a sense of humor.
Calico Cat Hunter By Instinct Lazy By Appointment Funny Cat Card
by ShatteredZ
$5.00 $6.00
Description: No co-pay, no waiting room, no one asking how that makes you feel. Just a skeleton in a bucket hat and shades, rod in hand, fish already caught, completely at peace with the universe. Fishing isn't a hobby — it's the only therapy that actually works, and it never overbooks.
Reel Therapy No Appointment Needed Funny Fishing Skeleton Sarcastic Angler Tee Gift Card
by SketchTee
$5.00 $6.00
Relaxation Happens By Appointment Funny Chiropractor Symbol Card
by Mochi Animal House
$5.00 $6.00
Description: This dental receptionist design combines a whimsical tooth fairy with the busy world of dental appointments and front desk service. It celebrates reception staff who greet patients, organize schedules, answer calls, and help every dental office visit run smoothly. A charming choice for dental receptionists, office teams, hygienists, dental assistants, and anyone who enjoys dentistry themed artwork with a magical touch. The dental receptionist concept brings personality to workplace style, staff events, and everyday looks.
Dental Receptionist Tooth Fairy Appointment Desk Design Card
by Greenboy Suitable
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Orchard Therapy. No Appointment Needed. Because nothing fixes a bad day faster than warm apple cider, crisp autumn air, and the sound of leaves crunching underfoot. Whether you spend every fall weekend at the orchard, consider apple cider your emotional support drink, or just believe nature is the best therapist that ever existed, this bold colorful design was made for you. The perfect fall tshirt for apple cider lovers, orchard enthusiasts, and anyone who finds their therapy among the apple trees. Warm, colorful, and perfectly autumnal.
Orchard Therapy No Appointment Needed Funny Apple Cider Fall Autumn Tshirt Card
by HopeAndHustle
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Keep an evening appointment at 221B with Sherlock Holmes rising from warm tea steam above the famous door. Books, a magnifier, muted green foliage, and vintage china create a cozy mystery moment for readers.
Sherlock Holmes: 221B Evening Appointment Card
by Fenay Designs
$5.00 $6.00
Description: If you are a funny person and have a strong sense of humor, this funny design is just for you! Featuring a funny humble quote, this design makes the perfect present for men, women or children!
Tell That Man To Pay For Your Brow Appointment Card
by small brained
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Perfect Casual Wear Gift For Introverts, Sarcasm Lovers, Overwhelmed Besties, And Friends.
Had An Appointment Today Funny Sarcastic Tired Raccoon Card
by Hustler10001
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A semi truck, sweeping red and white stripes, and groovy text declare, “My delivery appointment runs on Coffee.” Perfect for coffee-loving truckers and freight haulers with a sense of humor.
My Delivery Appointment Runs on Coffee Groovy Trucker Card
by fuber_studio
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A mischievous January calendar checks a pocket watch beneath “Your Next Appointment: Swearing Me In. Habibi.” This retro political cartoon riffs on Abdul El-Sayed’s remarks to JD Vance with mint green details and bold yellow lettering.
Habibi Swearing Me In - January Appointment Political Cartoon Card
by Thelawstyle
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Show off your love for quiet time with this funny 'Available Socially By Appointment' design. Perfect for introverts, homebodies, or anyone who appreciates a little personal space. It's a great conversation starter for those rare social outings.
Socially By Appointment Only Funny Introvert Humorous Design Card
by nadine_aart
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Orchard Therapy. No Appointment Needed. Because nothing fixes a bad day faster than warm apple cider, crisp autumn air, and the sound of leaves crunching underfoot. Whether you spend every fall weekend at the orchard, consider apple cider your emotional support drink, or just believe nature is the best therapist that ever existed, this bold colorful design was made for you. Available on tees, hoodies, stickers, mugs, tote bags, and more. The perfect fall gift for apple cider lovers and orchard enthusiasts everywhere.
Orchard Therapy No Appointment Needed Funny Apple Cider Fall Autumn Gift Tshirt Card
by HopeAndHustle
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Celebrate your massive emotional milestones with this retro botanical illustration honoring the hard work of personal growth. Whether attending a mental wellness retreat or just heading to your next therapy appointment, this fiercely healing aesthetic broadcasts your commitment to breaking toxic cycles. Add this proudly vulnerable mental health apparel to your cart right now and keep blooming beautifully.
Make Therapist Proud Retro Floral Botanical Art Card
by Mood n Mirth
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Jack Smith, By the Book: Jack Smith for Attorney General Jack Smith for Attorney General: a stippled, hand-engraved campaign portrait in stark black and white. Bold woodtype lettering sits across the dark coat like a rally banner, while that steady, unflinching stare does the persuading. Drawn for people who like their politics with a straight-arrow prosecutor, a dream cabinet and a little wishful thinking. Etched crosshatching and speckled ink grain give it the feel of a vintage election broadside. A pick for fans of Jack Smith, justice-minded voters, political humor and campaign-style portrait art. Original illustration by Puff Sumo. Made for the person who has already picked their cabinet.
Jack Smith, By the Book: Jack Smith for Attorney General Card
by Puff Sumo
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Get your dose of style, magazines, and local news all in one chair! Celebrate the ultimate spot for gossip and relaxation with this witty "My Favorite Library Is The Beauty Salon" design. Perfect for hair stylists, salon regulars, and anyone who loves catching up on trends while getting pampered. A fantastic gift for hairdressers, cosmetologists, and salon addicts.
My Favorite Library Is The Beauty Salon Hairstylist Humor Card
by Masoki
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Process your surgical recovery journey with this distressed checklist graphic highlighting the true priorities of modern healthcare. Ideal for post-surgery resting or attending a physical therapy session, this darkly resilient aesthetic uses brutal observation as the ultimate coping mechanism. Secure this cheerfully traumatized medical apparel today and proudly display your survival status.
Hospital Discharge Checklist Distressed Typography Card
by Mood n Mirth
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Haunting by appointment. Fully booked. A ghost emerges from an old telephone in this deadpan illustration for Halloween lovers with overcrowded schedules.
Funny Ghost — Haunting by Appointment Card
by Golden Hoop Market
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Funny patient humor for doctor visits. Relatable medical advice and common patient thoughts. Features 'Let Me Guess My Labs Are Normal. I Should Lose Weight. I Need To Drink Water. I Might Have Anxiety.' Ideal for patients and healthcare professionals.
Let Me Guess My Labs Are Normal. I Should Lose Weight. I Need To Drink Water. I Might Have Anxiety. Patient Doctor Visit Humor Card
by sandro
$5.00 $6.00
Description: "Meh. I've Been Gaslit By Better." is a funny unisex t-shirt for people who have been gaslit by doctors. Dismissive doctoring happens often to people (women especially) who are chronically ill, disabled or people with chronic pain. Meh. I've Been Gaslit By Better. If you've ever left a doctor's appointment wondering if you somehow imagined your own symptoms, this tee is for you. Medical gaslighting is frustrating enough without having to pretend it doesn't happen, so why not add a little humor to the experience? This funny t-shirt is made for anyone who has been medically gaslit, dismissed, or treated like their chronic illness, chronic pain, or other symptoms were all in their head.
Meh Gaslit By Better T-Shirts Funny Medical Gaslighting Chronic Illness Pain Humorous Gifts Tees Chronically Ill Card
by Funny Anti Trump
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Communicate your bluntly transparent reality with this minimalist typography design stripped of any unnecessary distractions. Ideal for a hospital appointment or a comfortable recovery day at home, this peacefully direct aesthetic instantly clarifies your situation without needing a single word. Secure this unapologetically real statement piece today and let your apparel do the explaining.
Disabled Awareness Minimalist Distressed Block Typography Card
by Mood n Mirth
$5.00 $6.00
Really Pumped For Dentist Appointment Tooth Dental Patient Card
by Pivanki Store
$5.00 $6.00