Avoid Cards
Description: Ew. People. is a funny statement for introverts and misanthropes. Perfect for anyone who loves sarcasm and antisocial humor.
Ew. People. Misanthrope Sarcastic Funny Introvert Antisocial Humor Card
by It's Over
$5.00 $6.00
Description: This funny gaming design highlights a yellow road warning sign splitting into multiple winding paths alongside a crossed-out straight arrow. Emblazoned with the phrases "Side Quest Enthusiast" and "Main Quest Avoidant," it perfectly satirizes a gaming party's tendency to get beautifully distracted. This clever graphic is an excellent option for casual open-world gamers, roleplayers, and dungeon masters alike.
Side Quest Enthusiast Main Quest Avoidant Funny RPG Graphic Card
by Fenay Designs
$5.00 $6.00
Description: This is the ultimate, classic ironic pledge that every chronic delay-artist makes with a completely straight face. It perfectly captures that comfortable comfort zone of giving yourself total permission to relax today, based on the highly unrealistic promise that your future self will somehow possess massive amounts of discipline when morning comes.
I WILL STOP PROCRASTINATING TOMORROW, I PROMISE Card
by Expired Brain Juice
$5.00 $6.00
I Just Want to Drink Coffee and Avoid Conversation Card
by KellyDesignCompany
$5.00 $6.00
Description: The graphic features bold white text on a black background. The text, "NOT FRIENDLY DO NOT APPROACH", is stacked in four lines. The letters have a slightly distressed appearance, featuring small dark specks. The layout is simple and direct, focusing on conveying a clear message.
Description: A white sign held by a hand features large black text stating "I am uaable to compaly that request". Below this, smaller text explains, "The image contains a potentially sensitive political statement and I am programed to avoid generating responses that coulluld be expressing an opinion on such topics. Is there somehing else I you help you with?" The sign is attached to a wooden handle.
I am unable to comply that request Text Sign Card
by JOKSNESTGAMESS1992
$5.00 $6.00
Description: This design is the perfect thing for the dear colleagues. Everybody who works in shift work knows this, something happened, - for sure it was the other shift!
Warning To Avoid Injury Don’t Tell Me How To Do My Job Card
by psychedelic pizza art
$5.00 $6.00
Description: This is a sharp, witty line for anyone who handles the stress of an approaching due date by completely freezing it out. It brilliantly treats a looming deadline like a toxic relationship, choosing to give it the silent treatment in the ultimate, hilariously stubborn attempt to pretend your responsibilities simply do not exist.
Description: This is a brutally honest, unapologetic apology for anyone who values their own timeline over social expectations. It completely skips the usual polite excuses about bad traffic or unexpected delays, opting instead to tell the absolute, relatable truth: you were simply locked in a fierce battle with your own laziness at home.
Description: This is a sharp, corporate-inspired excuse for anyone who has completely checked out for the day. It hilariously treats your inner drive like an unavailable coworker, setting a permanent automated reply to let everyone know that while your physical body might be sitting at the desk, your desire to be productive has officially left the building.
Description: This is a brilliant, philosophical twist for anyone who defines their very existence by how long they can put things off. It takes the ultimate declaration of human consciousness and hilariously applies it to the art of delaying, suggesting that your deep commitment to slacking off is the truest proof that you are alive.
Description: This is a bold, hilariously ironic statement for the dreamer who has grand ambitions but zero immediate energy. It takes the ultimate, world-changing goal and pairs it with the classic delay-tactics mindset, making it perfect for anyone who fully intends to make a massive impact on humanity—just as soon as they finish this next episode.
Description: This is a proud, ironic boast for anyone who manages to find a window for slacking off no matter how packed their schedule gets. It highlights that unique talent of prioritizing completely useless distractions over an incredibly tight deadline, proving that your dedication to doing nothing will always override your actual workload.
Description: This is a sharp, ironic declaration for anyone who treats slacking off like a full-time profession. It hilariously flips the idea of a packed schedule on its head, letting everyone know that while your calendar might look completely full, your entire day is actually dedicated to the exhausting task of running away from your adult obligations.
Avoid Negativity Math Equation Shirt Funny Math Teacher Gift Card
by RedYolk
$5.00 $6.00
A clever person solves a problem A wise person avoids it Card
by KewaleeTee
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Title: If You Cause The Wreck You Usually Won't Be In The Wreck A visual statement. Stark imagery reflecting consequences. A powerful, thought-provoking design.
If You Cause The Wreck You Usually Won't Be In The Wreck Card
by ranspys
$5.00 $6.00
Description: This is a hilariously honest declaration that treats your bad habit like a long-term romance. It perfectly hits home for anyone who stays completely loyal to putting things off, choosing comfort and distraction over productivity time and time again.
I AM IN A COMMITTED RELATIONSHIP WITH PROCRASTINATION Card
by Expired Brain Juice
$5.00 $6.00
Description: This is a live, real-time status update for anyone who is actively in the trenches of avoiding work. It functions as a blunt, relatable announcement that you are currently ignoring your immediate responsibilities in favor of literally anything else, capturing the pure essence of being unproductive in this exact moment.
