Avoid Cards
Description: This is a sharp, ironic declaration for anyone who treats slacking off like a serious career choice. It hilariously reframes a complete lack of productivity as a dedicated, around-the-clock profession, letting everyone know that you put maximum effort into doing absolutely nothing from nine to five.
Description: Clean, modern, and perfectly antisocial. Featuring the essential introvert manifesto "CURRENTLY AVOIDED. LEAVE A MESSAGE AT THE TONE." integrated with minimalist geometric shapes and a balanced 1:1 layout. Designed for freelancers, remote workers, and anyone who prefers their social interaction kept to an absolute minimum.
Currently Avoided - Minimalist Typography & Geometric Shapes Tee Card
by HTA DESIGNS
$5.00 $6.00
Description: If you ever wonder why you can’t find me, think again. My spells are just working perfectly. The perfect gift for your mom, dad, brother, sister, boyfriend, or girlfriend! This design is perfect for birthdays, movie nights, holidays, Halloween, parties, dates, gym sessions, or just relaxing at home with your cat or dog. We offer a wide range of products, from t-shirts, hoodies, and masks to phone cases, stickers, home décor, and more.
Description: Avoiding People is my Weekend plan Funny introvert cozy weekend vibes gift sarcastic saying for homebody
Avoiding People is my Weekend plan - Ignoring People - Avoid People Card
by Poster Boutique
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Charles Bukowski: "There are Two Kinds of People in this World. Avoid Them Both" -- Charles Bukowski sits, brimming with defiant energy, captured in fine line artistry that emphasizes the raw edges of his persona. The crisp, deliberate strokes contour his weary expression, etching years of rebellion and reflection into every crease. The style itself feels urgent—like a sketch pulled from the depths of a late-night haze, mirroring Bukowski’s own unfiltered approach to life. His striped shirt and the drink in his hand anchor him in a familiar ritual, while bold lettering above asserts his presence with unwavering confidence. It’s a portrait that thrives on tension—between precision and chaos, refinement and recklessness.
Description: Warning! To avoid injury, Don't tell me how to do my thing - funny attitude pun quotes t shirt
Warning! To avoid injury, Don't tell me how to do my thing Card
by MADesigns
$5.00 $6.00
Description: “Music Snob Tip #310: Try to avoid bass-ic music. Save yourself the treble.” “Music Snob Tips” are tips for the ultimate music hipsters and snobs to live by, for a superior lifestyle. (WARNING: Do not partake in “Music Snob Tips” if you do not understand the concept of sarcasm.) The fifteenth design in a series of “Music Snob Tips” by Elizabeth Owens.
Description: Funny Bigfoot design featuring a sarcastic “Now You Know Why I Avoid You Fuckers” quote with retro woodland styling. Perfect for introverts, sarcasm lovers, Bigfoot fans, campers, and anyone who prefers avoiding people.
Now You Know Why I Avoid You - Funny Bigfoot Sarcasm Card
by dudelinart
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Avoid Injury Dont Tell Me How To Do My Job Nurse Rn. Nursing, American Flag, Flag, Heart, 12th May, Doctor, Health, Hospital, Nursemas.
Avoid Injury Dont Tell Me How To Do My Job Nurse Rn Card
by Stick Figure103
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Best for those who love funny golf designs, who loves to play golf all the time.
Golf The Classy way to Avoid Responsibility | Golf Humor Card
by LionKingShirts
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Spread positivity with your fashion! This "Avoid Negativity" & F(X) = |X| design reminds to focus on the good in life. It starts conversations & makes you a walking reminder to stay positive. Stylish & intellectually stimulating, it adds sophistication. Perfect gift for math lovers and genius.
If You Avoid Me Because Of My Cigar Smoke Funny Cigar Smoker Card
by ghazalshop
$5.00 $6.00
Description: The infamous tagline from the movie posters for Wes Craven's The Last House On The Left (1972)
Last House On The Left - To Avoid Fainting.. (White background) Card
by Lousy T-Shirts
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Avoiding People is my Weekend plan Funny introvert cozy weekend vibes gift sarcastic saying for homebody
Avoiding People is my Weekend plan - Ignoring People Card
by Poster Boutique
$5.00 $6.00
Description: I suppose doing things you hate is the price you pay to avoid loneliness. Mark Corrigan quote Peep Show
I suppose doing things you hate is the price you pay to avoid loneliness Card
by BobbyShaftoe
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Avoiding People is my Weekend plan Funny introvert cozy weekend vibes gift sarcastic saying for homebody
Avoiding People is my Weekend plan Funny introvert cozy weekend vibes gift sarcastic saying for homebody Card
by Poster Boutique
$5.00 $6.00
Carpenter Tshirt - To avoid injury don't tell me how to do my job Card
by MADesigns
$5.00 $6.00