Bad Business Cards
Description: Whether you run a physical business or a digital one, replicating common methods used by everyone else in your sector is likely a path that demands a big deal of long-term effort while yielding low results. This happens because customers and users are already well aware of what you do and what to expect; consequently, you fail to provide a meaningful value to the market. Furthermore, you have basic living expenses and taxes to cover next month—not to mention that you likely also want money for things like a vacation or purchasing items you love. Therefore, the best approach isn't to mimic what others in your field are doing, but rather to go for innovation and find ways to combine the elements most in demand by the market. That means money!
Long-term work yielding ambiguous or meager results is a bad idea for a business. Innovation is needed! Card
by englishlearning
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A half-lidded opossum shrugs with both palms up beneath a big red "Here's the Deal," leaning over a sign that reads "You Get Screwed, I Walk Away," backed by a stamp promising "As Is, No Promises, Zero Refunds." Shady, unapologetic and built for anyone who has ever been on the wrong end of a handshake deal. A fun pick for car-lot veterans, marketplace bargain hunters, sales reps with a sense of humor, or possum fans who like their honesty brutal.
Here's the Deal You Get Screwed I Walk Away Funny Shrugging Opossum As Is No Refunds Card
by Fisheyed Graphics
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Show off your sarcastic office humor with this funny corporate org chart. Perfect for coworkers, managers, and anyone dealing with office politics, bureaucracy, and funny corporate jokes. A great conversation starter for the workplace or remote meetings.
Chief Morale Killer Funny Corporate Org Chart Card
by Brother Dark Designer
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Express your workplace frustrations with this funny design. Perfect for employees, coworkers, and professionals who appreciate sarcastic office humor. Features the exact phrase: Working With You Is Like Working Alone But Harder.
Working With You Is Like Working Alone But Harder Coworker Sarcasm Workplace Humor Employee Card
by wookie_mike
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A bold vintage quote design featuring retro lips and a classic shush gesture with the phrase “If You Don’t Pay My Bills Your Opinion Doesn’t Matter.” Perfect for sarcastic personalities, confident people, and anyone who sets boundaries with humor and attitude.
If You Don't Pay My Bills Your Opinion Doesn't Matter Card
by dudelinart
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Love your job as a hr business partner? Our unique design is just for you! Available on a range of products, including T-shirts, mugs, and stickers. This high-quality design is perfect for showcasing your career pride or gifting to a fellow hr business partner. Get yours today and wear your profession proudly!🡳🡳 ORDER NOW 🡳🡳
Description: A retro television set displays a white bear wearing a suit and tie, reading a document. A stock market graph with a downward trend is shown in red on the left. The text 'BEAR OF BAD NEWS' is displayed prominently in red below the television. The television screen itself is red and white.
Description: Dennis Temple, actor and private eye, is the most hated man in the movie business (since he often plays the bad guy). He has a blonde actress fiancee named Rita Wilson, who is far more popular than he is. Dennis is secretly the crime fighter known as the Menace, but Rita does not know of his dual life. The Menace has no super powers but is a skilled fighter; plus, he uses a variety of gadgets in his war against crime.
Description: The Shit Sandwich: A Common Favourite for Business Internal Comms Breaking the bad news could be a harrowing task, especially if you’ve never done it before. Thankfully, it’s rare that Internal Comms needs to reinvent the wheel. They have a blueprint to follow. It’s called the shit sandwich.
