Being Human Cards
Description: No human being is useless or unproductive, there are only people whose contributions under capitalism are not valued.
No Human Being Is Useless - Anti Capitalist, Socialist Card
by SpaceDogLaika
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Description: Carl Jung quote: As far as we can discern, the sole purpose of human existence is to kindle a light in the darkness of mere being.
Carl Jung quote: As far as we can discern, the sole purpose of human existence is to kindle a light in the darkness of mere being. Card
by artbleed2
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Description: Corporate bureaucracy thrives upon producing voluminous reports that serve zero purpose beyond justifying employment compensation. Salaried personnel spend weeks compiling dense paragraphs loaded with too complicated business terminology, buzzwords, and circular arguments. Everyone involved realizes that leadership will merely glance at the executive summary before filing the document away into cyberspace oblivion. Crafting these dense analytical monuments is not about communication; it is an elaborate financial exchange where compiling convoluted phrases guarantees salary deposits. The humor punctures workplace pretension, exposing how employees gladly churn out unreadable corporate gibberish simply to satisfy administrative requirements.
Description: Edward Abbey quote: The earth is not a mechanism but an organism, a being with its own life and its own reasons, where the support and sustenance of the human animal is incidental. If man in his newfound power and vanity persists in the attempt to remake the planet in his own image, he will succeed only in destroying himself — not the planet. The earth will survive our most ingenious folly.
Description: Going to the gym sounds easy: pick up some weights, do a few exercises, and pretend you know what you're doing when someone walks past. Everything goes according to plan until your favorite piece of equipment decides to take a break from fitness and start a career in comedy. Suddenly, your workout turns into an unexpected episode of a slapstick show, and you're left wondering whether you should finish your sets or apply for a job as a stunt double. Meanwhile, everyone nearby is trying very hard to look concerned instead of admitting that I am 100% irrelevant to them. You came to build strength, not star in the gym's most curious story of the week. This funny saying is about a fake scenario in which the weights come to life and show me love.
I was lifting weights the other day, but my favorite weights showed me some love—it fell right onto my face, and now I look like a new human being Card
by englishlearning
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CAUTION: You Are Not Believable As A Human Being - funny warning signs Card
by today.i.am.sad
$5.00 $6.00
