Bolt Cutter Cards
Description: A gritty tool humor design featuring a large red bolt cutter across bold distressed lettering that reads The Real Keys To The City. The cracked cream and gold typography, worn metal texture, and black background create a rugged industrial look with sarcastic urban attitude. This artwork blends locksmith humor, garage energy, blue-collar style, and bold hand-tool imagery into a tough, funny visual with a clever phrase.
Real Keys To The City Bolt Cutter Humor Card
by Victor Shadehorn
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A pair of heavy red bolt cutters grips a ring of keys beneath the phrase “The Real Keys to the City.” Oversized block lettering, cracked textures, black shadows, and muted cream and gold tones create a rugged industrial aesthetic. Blending tool humor, locksmith parody, urban satire, mechanical imagery, and distressed grunge styling, the artwork delivers a bold visual joke about access, hardware, and unconventional problem-solving.
The Real Keys to the City Bolt Cutter Humor Card
by Victor Shadehorn
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Bring some witty humor to the job site with this funny electrician statement design. Featuring the clever double entendre slogan "STRIPS FOR MONEY" in heavy distressed varsity block typography, this graphic centers a detailed wire strippers tool line art illustration cutting through swirling copper electrical cables. Surrounded by lightning bolt sparks and a rugged frame, this sarcastic electrical contractor career layout makes an ideal gift.
Strips For Money Funny Electrician Wire Strippers Job Card
by NaZ_designs
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Funny locksmith design with a bolt cutter says World's Okayest Locksmith. Design for locksmiths and lock pickers with a sense of humor. Key makers and key specialists, repairemen who use lockpicking tools to finesse a lock will appreciate the crowbar joke. Wear when you head out to on a lockout call.
Funny Worlds Okayest Locksmith Bolt Cutter Card
by Huhnerdieb Apparel
$5.00 $6.00