Bribe Cards
Anti Trump 5000 Dividend Bribe Vampire Mouth, STFU My Vote Is Not For Sale Card
by toniacati
$5.00 $6.00
Description: This hand-drawn indie doodle captures the ultimate childlike but relatable struggle of every cat owner! Featuring a funny four-panel comic of a grumpy feline glaring and yelling "GRRR!" before quickly changing its attitude when bribed with a tasty meat stick, this design perfectly sums up the food-motivated nature of our furry friends. Perfect for pet lovers who know that a simple snack is the ultimate key to winning over a stubborn kitty's affection.
Description: What will it take to bribe you to come out to the office party? How about tortilla corn chips with spicy melted nacho cheese and jalapeno pepper? Pass the guacamole and salsa! Perfect for any junk food lover or a fan of mexican food whether it's Cinco de Mayo or just taco Tuesday. Great for kids to wear to a birthday party or college students to a study group. Chips and queso...olé!
Description: What will get you out of bed and to the kitchen on a Sunday morning? Your favorite breakfast food of a stack of waffles with butter, maple syrup and maybe a side of bacon! For people who like to sleep in on the weekend and enjoy brunch. Give to the pancake or waffle lover in your life. Great for the family reunion or community fundraiser breakfast.
Description: What will it take to bribe you to get out of bed and go to the kitchen on a Sunday morning? How about your favorite breakfast food of some sizzling hot strips of crispy bacon? For people who like to sleep in on the weekend and enjoy brunch. Give to the bacon lover in your life. Great for the family reunion or community fundraiser breakfast. Perfect for kids or even college students.
Description: Do people bribe you with food like cookies, cupcakes, cake, ice cream and other sweet dessert treats to get you to come to the birthday party or office party? If you have to be there you might as well treat yo self to something delicious. Perfect for the cookie monster in your life or the introvert who hates parties. Funny gift for a baker or pastry chef. Do you like oatmeal or chocolate chip?
Description: Do people bribe you with food like cupcakes, cake, ice cream and other sweet dessert treats to get you to come to the birthday party or office party? If you have to be there you might as well treat yo self to something delicious. Perfect for the cupcake lover in your life or the introvert who hates parties. Funny gift for a baker or pastry chef.
