Bumper Humor Cards

Description: I hate bumper stickers.

Description: A car driven by a senior has a bunch of funny bumper stickers on the back. A funny card for the senior of retiree in your life. My other car is a motorized scooter. If you see me backing up run like hell. Yes I'm driving but you can't see me because I shrunk!

Description: Honk If You Like Honking Goose bumper sticker to turn your car from drab to fab! xoxo

Description: The legendary 3 Stooges in a bumper car.

Description: IF YOU TAILGATE ME YOU WILL GO IN THE SOUP Frog Witch

Description: KEEP HONKING! I'm Listening To HONKING

Description: Proudly wear this sticker that says "My other car is a Lamborghini". Let everyone on the road know that you have an impeccable taste for speed and luxury. Get ready for the envious and arouse admiration at every corner. Make a difference with style and power!

Description: Playful retro label styled like a 90s car care ad for a fictional bumper ointment. Bright, tongue-in-cheek artwork that leans into classic car and mechanic humor.

Description: Grungy 1970s nostalgia graphic featuring a competitive squirrel on a dirt bike flicking a booger backward while speeding off, alongside the funny anti-tailgating quote "If You Ride My Bumper, I'll Flick A Booger On Your Windshield." Perfect for motocross riders, dirt bike fans, and drivers with a sarcastic sense of humor.

Description: Passenger Princess

Description: My Other Car Is Also A Car bumper sticker to turn your car from drab to fab! xoxo

Description: I EAT SAND LIKE JUST A LITTLE SOMETIMES AS A TREAT

Description: I'll Tread Wherever I Want - Funny Cat

Description: Milf Mobile bumper sticker to turn your car from drab to fab! xoxo

Description: I'll tread Wherever I Want

Description: mary-anne wanda 28

Description: sina sona e ni la sina nasa mute. If you understand this, you're very strange.

Description: A deadpan warning for anyone who gets a little too handsy with your ride. This design features a bold black handprint paired with the line “Please Don’t Touch My Car” and the script subline “It’s Weird About That,” delivering the perfect mix of humor, attitude, and car‑owner truth. Great for car lovers, detail freaks, and anyone who knows their paint is… particular. Works on stickers, shirts, magnets, and anything that rides along with you

Description: I'll Tread Wherever I Want - Funny Cat

Description: A retro, pop-art style portrait of a blonde woman holding a steering wheel. She wears a pink scarf and blue earrings. The text 'I HELPED AN OLD LADY TO CROSS THE STREET ONCE WITH MY FRONT BUMPER' is displayed above and below the woman.

Description: DO NOT HIT ME I'M TRANSPORTING SOUP IN OPEN CONTAINERS

Description: Squirrels am I right?

Description: Perfect funny gift for immigrant : mexican american !

Description: Get ready to turn heads and spark laughs with this hilarious literal wordplay design! Featuring the viral internet meme "Cargo Pants? Uhhhh No Buddy, Car Go Beep Beep. You Feeling Alright Man?", this distressed text layout captures the perfect balance of chaotic energy, dad joke humor, and ironic sarcasm. This funny text design is ideal for fans of absurd internet culture, meme lovers, and anyone who appreciates a witty, literal pun.

Description: Funny automotive typography design featuring humorous bumper sticker phrase for car lovers and vehicle customization enthusiasts

Description: Hot Girls Hit The Curb bumper sticker to turn your car from drab to fab! xoxo

Description: Honk If You Like Honking bumper sticker to turn your car from drab to fab! xoxo

Description: Bold slogan says honk if the news makes you want to modify a bulldozer jumbo bumper.

Description: Only Ugly Cops Pull Me Over bumper sticker to turn your car from drab to fab! xoxo

Description: This bumper sticker is built for the high‑horsepower crowd who measure smiles per gallon, not miles per gallon. Featuring the classic gearhead line “Passes Anything… Except a Gas Station,” it’s perfect for muscle cars, hot rods, street builds, and anyone who loves speed more than fuel economy. Clean, bold typography makes it easy to read at a glance — whether it’s stuck to a toolbox, garage fridge, laptop, or the back of your favorite gas‑guzzling ride.

Description: I Will Not Brake For Children bumper sticker to turn your car from drab to fab! xoxo

Description: Please Don't Honk At Me I'm Sensitive bumper sticker to turn your car from drab to fab! xoxo

Description: I Brake For Critters Raccoon bumper sticker to turn your car from drab to fab! xoxo

Description: My other car is a Tesla! Stand out on the road and demonstrate your commitment to sustainability and exceptional performance. Turn every trip into an electric experience and impress everyone with your choice of transportation. Join the Tesla revolution and make a difference on the road!

Description: sina sona e ni la sina nasa mute. If you understand this, you're very strange.

Description: Please Don't Honk At Me I'll Cry bumper sticker to turn your car from drab to fab! xoxo