Carb Cards
Description: Express your personality with bold words, memorable phrases, and distinctive typography. This design brings together humor, confidence, creativity, and everyday attitude through a striking text-based aesthetic. Whether your style leans toward witty sayings, inspirational messages, literary references, romantic expressions, or sarcastic humor, these words are made to stand out and spark conversation. A great choice for anyone who enjoys clever quotes, meaningful phrases, pop culture humor, and expressive typography with plenty of character.
Description: Bold Eat Pasta Run Fasta blocks in black and yellow, the official carb-loading motto. A funny gift for marathon runners, cross country teams, triathletes and pasta lovers.
Eat Pasta Run Fasta - Funny Runner Carb Loading Card
by TotaSaid
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Eat meat, repeat! Join the meal heals grassfed beef movement. We really can thrive on a zero carb carni diet and the world needs to know. Paleo to low carb to keto to carnivore. This is usually the way of things. After you've proudly upgraded to a healthy fully meat based animal diet, you can wear this tee with strength and pride. Who needs carbs anyways?
Zero Carb Carnivore Meat Eater Diet Card
by Real Health Apparel
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Features an icon of an egg or avocado with the inspiring, motivational message to stay calm and continue on the keto diet. Funny gift for dieters and healthy people who follow the keto meal plan.
Keep Calm and Keto On (featuring an egg/avocado) Keto Diet Card
by The Good Picture
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A swirling forkful of spaghetti hides a snowy ski slope, complete with skiers carving through the noodles. Bold, playful, and perfect for the pasta-loving powder hound. For anyone who fuels their ski days with a big plate of carbs.
Powered By Pasta and Powder Design – Funny Apres Ski Foodie Illustration Card
by Luminari Creations
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A smug roast turkey points proudly at itself while a guilty-looking bread roll, mashed potatoes, stuffing, and pumpkin pie line up beside it under the words "Turkey Has Zero Carbs, The Sides Do Not." Made for type 1 and type 2 diabetics who know exactly where the carbs hide on a holiday table, plus the family cooks and hosts who make all those sides. A fun pick for Thanksgiving dinner, holiday gatherings, or Diabetes Awareness Month in November.
Turkey Has Zero Carbs The Sides Do Not Funny Diabetes Thanksgiving, Smug Roast Turkey and Guilty Side Dishes, Diabetic Carb Humor Card
by SmashYou Warllow
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Fuel your gains this holiday season! Featuring a buff turkey squatting pumpkin pie weights, this funny gym design is made for weightlifters, bodybuilders, and fitness enthusiasts ready for Thanksgiving carbs.
Turkey Gains Serious Carb Loader Thanksgiving Gym Card
by NDCREATIVE
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Features the cute, playful message "Powered by Ketones" to show that you are on the low carb, Keto diet. Cool gift for dieters on the Keto meal plan that can be shown during a gym workout.
Inspiring "Powered By Ketones" Healthy Keto Diet Message Card
by The Good Picture
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A confident diabetes educator in light blue scrubs holds a clipboard while speech bubbles of bread, apples, bananas, juice boxes, and carb counts float around her under the words "Diabetes Educator, I Speak Fluent Carb." Made for diabetes educators, nurses, dietitians, and endocrinology teams who can turn any snack into grams of carbs in seconds. A fun pick for Diabetes Awareness Month in November, nurse appreciation gifts, or a thank-you for the whole diabetes care team.
Diabetes Educator I Speak Fluent Carb Funny Diabetes Nurse in Scrubs with Clipboard and Carb Count Bubbles, Diabetes Care Team Gift Card
by SmashYou Warllow
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Carb Coma. Chunky distressed mustard lettering sits above a golden roast turkey fast asleep on a mound of stuffing and soft dinner rolls, snoozing with a little Zzz, plus a sleepy warning line underneath. Made for big eaters, nap lovers and anyone who loads up on rolls, stuffing and mashed potatoes. Wear it to Thanksgiving dinner, Friendsgiving and the sofa nap after the feast. A funny Thanksgiving shirt and Thanksgiving food shirt for the full food coma. Bright artwork made for black and other dark shirts.
Carb Coma Funny Thanksgiving Dinner Food Coma Nap Card
by TrendyLand
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Carnivore diet is designed to eliminate all allergens and toxins from the diet by eliminating all plant foods. Ruminants are designed to eat plants so the carnivores can access high quality protein and fat. The carnivore diet is an upgrade to keto diet.
Carnivore Diet Meat Animal Based Ketogenic Ruminant Keto Card
by CultureWars
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Funny dinosaur shirt featuring a ridiculous prehistoric joke where one hungry dinosaur chews on a car while another dinosaur complains that it needs to eat more carbs. This funny dinosaur shirt is perfect for anyone who loves clever dinosaur humour, silly science jokes, and unique creature designs. A great choice for dinosaur fans looking for a funny dinosaur pun shirt, a dinosaur joke shirt, or a quirky prehistoric-themed design that stands out. Whether you love dinosaurs, cartoons, or unexpected humour, this design brings a playful twist to classic dino obsession. Perfect for dino lovers, teachers, science fans, and anyone who enjoys a good prehistoric laugh.
Funny dinosaur shirt with hilarious carb-loving dinosaur joke Card
by Messy Nessie
$5.00 $6.00
Description: ıs it just me or Do carbs taste infinitely beter after midnight? Meet your New favorite kitchen crusader: Midnight Snack Bibi! wearing her bedsheet like s superhero cape, she proudly holds a loaf of bread in the air like a championship trophy. With a huge bite already taken and cute little crumps around her mouth, she iş the Ultimate championship of late-night craving. whether you are on a cheat day or just a professional midnight raider, this relatable kawaii bunny iş the perfect match. grab tih hilarious mood for unque graphic tee or a funny Sticker through the link on my profile page. ⭐💫🌸
BunnyBibi: Midnight bread thief - Funny Kawaii Bunny Carb Cheat meal Card
by bebish_tr
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Give in to the cravings with this ultimate "CARB OVERLOAD" design! Featuring an explosive, high-energy collage of everyone's favorite comfort foods—including a flaky, exploding croissant, a messy scoop of ice cream, and a flying bowl of savory noodles. Styled with a bold, distressed red stamp effect on a dark background, this gritty graphic is perfect for foodies, chefs, bakers, and fitness enthusiasts celebrating their favorite cheat day.
Carb Overload - Epic Food Explosion Card
by Izhan's Fashion Wear
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A lucky cat in a hachimaki headband sits in a giant bowl of ramen, chopsticks in paw, slurping noodles like it's the meaning of life. Tiny cats nap in the steam clouds above, narutomaki floats in the broth, and cherry blossoms frame the edges. Classic ukiyo-e style with bold reds, creams, and deep greens. For anyone who runs on two things: noodles and vibes.
Description: Funny design "Smile If You Hate Gluten" with a cute kawaii smiling bread. Perfect for gluten intolerant people and gluten humor lovers.
Smile If You Hate Gluten Cute Smiling Bread Gluten Intolerance Humor Card
by KLWorks
$5.00 $6.00
Description: "I Tolerate A Lot Of Things But Not Gluten" with a smiling bread doodle. Perfect design for gluten allergy humor lovers.
I Tolerate A Lot Of Things But Not Gluten Funny Smiling Bread Doodle Card
by KLWorks
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Vintage style design "I Just Really Like Gluten-Free Bread" with a happy gluten-free bread slice. Ideal for gluten-free bread lovers and gluten intolerant people.
I Just Really Like Gluten-Free Bread Funny Gluten Intolerant Humor Card
by KLWorks
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A clever automotive pun combining “good carbs” with a classic 4-barrel carburetor. Perfect for gearheads, mechanics, hot rod enthusiasts, classic car fans, and anyone who appreciates old-school automotive humor.
Car Guy Good Carbs 4 Barrel Carburetor Funny Mechanic Hot Rod Automotive Card
by FLOPLIP
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A grizzly bear lies face-down and completely flattened beneath spiky chrome lettering reading "System Shutdown," surrounded by turkey, pie and gravy icons, a "Carb Overload Detected" warning, a 9,842 kcal counter and a panel reporting "Tryptophan Overload, Metabolic Rate 1%, Resume Operations: Monday." Stuffed, defeated and built for anyone who goes into hibernation after the big meal. A fun pick for Thanksgiving dinners, food-coma survivors, bear lovers, or anyone who lives by "Feast. Regret. Reboot."
System Shutdown Bear Food Coma Thanksgiving Tryptophan Overload Resume Operations Monday Chrome Lettering Card
by Fisheyed Graphics
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Are you a carnivore AF? Do you care about health, energy, and fat loss? Are you in ketosis eating a ketogenic carnivore diet low in carbohydrates and high in meat and fat? You will love this carnivore design. Suitable for all who know that meat heals.
Carnivore AF Zero Carb Carnivorous Ketogenic Meat Eater Card
by CultureWars
$5.00 $6.00