Carbs Humor Cards
Description: A detailed vintage illustration of a classic four-barrel carburetor paired with the phrase "Good Carbs." Perfect for mechanics, hot rod enthusiasts, muscle car owners, drag racers, classic car restorers, gearheads, automotive technicians, and anyone passionate about high-performance engines.
Good Carbs Funny Carburetor Auto Mechanic Gearhead Card
by a fortaleza de gato
$5.00 $6.00
Good Carbs Funny Carburetor Auto Mechanic Car Enthusiast Card
by Purple Flowers
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A cartoony amphibian character dressed in a dark hooded robe, holding a scythe. The amphibian has large yellow eyes and a green body. Text at the bottom reads "T WAS THE CARBS M'LORD" in bold, block letters. The overall style is whimsical and humorous.
Frog Grim Reaper "T Was The Carbs M'lord" Cartoony Card
by didit artwork pangestu
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A smug roast turkey points proudly at itself while a guilty-looking bread roll, mashed potatoes, stuffing, and pumpkin pie line up beside it under the words "Turkey Has Zero Carbs, The Sides Do Not." Made for type 1 and type 2 diabetics who know exactly where the carbs hide on a holiday table, plus the family cooks and hosts who make all those sides. A fun pick for Thanksgiving dinner, holiday gatherings, or Diabetes Awareness Month in November.
Turkey Has Zero Carbs The Sides Do Not Funny Diabetes Thanksgiving, Smug Roast Turkey and Guilty Side Dishes, Diabetic Carb Humor Card
by SmashYou Warllow
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Fuel your sense of humor with this funny “Good Carbs” carburetor design featuring a cheerful mechanical character, bold retro lettering, and classic garage details. Perfect for mechanics, gearheads, automotive technicians, classic-car owners, hot-rod enthusiasts, and anyone who prefers carbureted engines. A fun gift for dads, husbands, boyfriends, coworkers, car collectors, garage owners, and vintage engine fans for birthdays, Father’s Day, Christmas, car shows, or everyday workshop wear. A carburetor controls the air-and-fuel mixture entering an internal-combustion engine, which makes the “Good Carbs” joke especially relevant to old-school automotive enthusiasts.
Good Carbs Funny Carburetor Mechanic Classic Car Lover Card
by WearVanta
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Fuel your sense of humor with this funny “Good Carbs” carburetor design featuring a cheerful mechanical character, bold retro lettering, and classic garage details. Perfect for mechanics, gearheads, automotive technicians, classic-car owners, hot-rod enthusiasts, and anyone who prefers carbureted engines. A fun gift for dads, husbands, boyfriends, coworkers, car collectors, garage owners, and vintage engine fans for birthdays, Father’s Day, Christmas, car shows, or everyday workshop wear. A carburetor controls the air-and-fuel mixture entering an internal-combustion engine, which makes the “Good Carbs” joke especially relevant to old-school automotive enthusiasts.
Good Carbs 4 Barrel Carburetor Car Enthusiast Mechanic Car Card
by WearVanta
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A clever automotive pun combining “good carbs” with a classic 4-barrel carburetor. Perfect for gearheads, mechanics, hot rod enthusiasts, classic car fans, and anyone who appreciates old-school automotive humor.
Car Guy Good Carbs 4 Barrel Carburetor Funny Mechanic Hot Rod Automotive Card
by FLOPLIP
$5.00 $6.00
Description: An overflowing Thanksgiving plate of stuffing, mashed potatoes, rolls, and pumpkin pie sends a little calculator into a sweaty, smoking meltdown under the words "Thanksgiving Carb Count: Yes." Made for type 1 and type 2 diabetics who count carbs at every holiday meal, plus the family cooks who keep piling on the mashed potatoes anyway. A fun pick for Thanksgiving dinner, holiday gatherings, or Diabetes Awareness Month in November.
Thanksgiving Carb Count Yes Funny Diabetes Thanksgiving Plate with Overheated Calculator, Diabetic Carb Counting Holiday Humor Card
by SmashYou Warllow
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Balance your love for food and fitness with this relatable "CARBS & CARDIO" text design. Featuring a bold, distressed grunge typography style, this graphic perfectly captures the everyday attitude of runners and gym lovers who refuse to give up their favorite snacks. Engineered for maximum contrast on dark activewear, it is an outstanding print option for breathable running tees, cozy post-workout hoodies, and everyday gym bags. The perfect relatable gift for marathon runners, workout partners, and anyone who hits the treadmill just to eat more carbs.
Description: A cartoon-style brown bear with rosy cheeks smiles while holding a slice of pepperoni pizza in one hand and using a pizza cutter on a whole pizza with the other. Text above reads 'THIS IS HOW I' and below reads 'I CUT CARBS' in bold, distressed white letters.
THIS IS HOW I I CUT CARBS with Cartoon Bear Eating Pizza Card
by Airun Real
$5.00 $6.00
Description: This playful design features a running spaghetti character wearing a red headband and sneakers, paired with the funny slogan “Eat Pasta Run Fasta.” Perfect for fans of food humor and fitness puns, it blends retro cartoon charm with an energetic, lighthearted vibe that celebrates carbs and laughter.
Twas the Carbs M’Lord – Medieval Frog Knight Bread Humor Card
by butterfly hotel
$5.00 $6.00
Twas the Carbs M’Lord – Medieval Frog Knight Bread Humor Card
by butterfly hotel
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Skip the treadmill and grab a snack with this hilarious "LESS CARDIO MORE CARBS" design. Featuring a relatable illustration of a relaxed guy eating snacks next to an anti-cardio symbol, this graphic is the ultimate inside joke for heavy lifters. Designed with bold, high-contrast white typography against a dark background, it is an outstanding print option for breathable workout t-shirts, cozy rest-day hoodies, and rugged gym bags. The perfect funny gift for powerlifters, bodybuilders, and anyone who strictly believes that bulking season is a year-round commitment.
Description: A fun food-lover design featuring the phrase “Good Carbs, Bad Decisions” surrounded by delicious comfort-food favorites. Perfect for pasta lovers, pizza fans, carb enthusiasts, and anyone who believes life is better with good food.
Good Carbs Bad Decisions Funny Food Lover Design Card
by david_davis-studi
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A bold “Good Carbs, Bad Decisions” design featuring a detailed performance carburetor with racing flags and vintage motorsport styling. Perfect for gearheads, mechanics, hot rod fans, racers, and anyone who appreciates classic automotive culture.
Good Carbs Bad Decisions Funny Racing Carburetor Design Card
by david_davis-studi
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A focused little ghost in round glasses studies the nutrition label on a candy bar through a magnifying glass, calculator and pumpkin bucket at the ready, under the words "Certified Candy Carb Counter." Made for people with diabetes who can read a nutrition label faster than anyone, plus the T1D parents, school nurses, and diabetes educators who do the math every day. A fun pick for Halloween, Diabetes Awareness Month in November, or a thank-you gift for a diabetes care team.
Certified Candy Carb Counter Funny Diabetes Halloween Ghost in Glasses Checking Candy Nutrition Label, Diabetic Carb Counting T1D Card
by SmashYou Warllow
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Bring the perfect Friendgiving vibe with this funny “FRIENDSGIVING: LESS JUDGMENT. MORE CARBS.” design. Great for friends who show up for laughs, good food, and zero stress. A fun Thanksgiving-style design for dinner parties, matching group outfits, and anyone who knows the best holiday memories start with extra carbs.
Description: For every warrior currently losing the battle against bread, pasta, and late-night snacks, your champion has arrived. The "'Twas The Carbs M'Lord" apparel design is a hilariously epic statement piece crafted for gamers, fantasy lovers, and anyone who uses internet shitposting as a lifestyle choice.
