Cat Kill Cards
Description: Celebrate the unforgettable crossover of lucky cats and comedy podcast with this Kill Tony pink Maneki Neko cat illustration.
Kill Tony Podcast Pink Maneki Neko Lucky Cat Card
by Tee Trendz
$5.00 $6.00
Description: This design features a humorous daily To Do List for cat and coffee lovers. It expresses the everyday routine and sarcastic humor of individuals who appreciate their caffeine fix and tolerate daily life. The list reads: To Do List 1. Drink Coffee 2. Try Not To Kill Anyone 3. Repeat Steps 1 And 2. Perfect for feline owners, coffee drinkers, and those with a witty attitude.
To Do List 1. Drink Coffee 2. Try Not To Kill Anyone 3. Repeat Steps 1 And 2 Cat Coffee Lover Funny Sarcasm Card
by khinos_1
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A fluffy black cat with piercing green eyes, a gracefully curled tail, and a tiny red heart brings a mischievous twist to feline affection. Featuring the edgy phrase “I LIKE YOU, I'LL KILL YOU LAST,” this detailed cat illustration blends realistic animal art with sarcastic dark humor and bold typography. A quirky design for adult cat lovers, fans of gothic aesthetics, and anyone who appreciates offbeat pet humor.
I Like You I'll Kill You Last Funny Black Cat Dark Humor Card
by CostaKLS96 Studio
$5.00 $6.00
Description: MEOWvies is my series of classic film posters remade with cats. Because I am a crazy cat lady. Aren't we all?!
Classic MEOWvies: FASTER, PUSSYCAT! KILL! KILL! Card
by Xanaduriffic
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A distressed, chubby black and white cat struggles to lift a large blue barbell, sweat dripping from its face. The background features a retro sunburst in warm tones of red, orange, yellow, and teal, with the phrase 'TELL THEM -MY COACH- WANTS TO KILL ME' below.
Tell Them My Coach Wants To Kill Me Struggling Cat Barbell Retro Style Card
by BrotherNightSky
$5.00 $6.00
I Like You I'll Kill You Last Black Cat Card
by Dreams Yonder Shop
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Show off your dark sense of humor with this funny retro black cat design featuring the quote "I like you, I'll kill you last." Perfect for cat owners, animal lovers, and anyone who appreciates a sarcastic, quirky twist. It makes a hilarious and unique gift for friends and fellow cat enthusiasts!
I Like You I'll Kill You Last Funny Black Cat Design Card
by l3mriyat
$5.00 $6.00
I Like You I'll Kill You Last Shadow Cat Humor Card
by Beacon & Branch Trading
$5.00 $6.00
I Like You I'll Kill You Last Black Cat Knife Humor Card
by Polka Dot & Attitude
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Striking design of the Riot Grrrl band Bikini Kill. Bold, loud, and a little rebellious — this punk kitten design brings riot-grrrl energy to your wardrobe. Featuring a fierce cat surrounded by stars, bold contrasting colors, gritty halftone shading, and a distressed, worn-in texture, this design channels the DIY spirit of underground punk and 90s grunge culture. Perfect for cat lovers who like their style with an edge — pair it with band tees, chunky boots, and denim for a full riot-grrrl look, or wear it solo to stand out. Great gift idea for punk fans, alt-fashion lovers, and anyone who wants their cat merch to hit a little harder. Available on multiple products — shirts, stickers, and more.
Bikini Kill - Punk Kitten Riot Grrrl Cat Distressed Retro Halftone Grunge Bold Star Card
by MiaouStudio
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Honor Ulthar's untouchable cats. A serene white feline sits inside a classical moonlit arch, encircled by tiny knives and the warning that beyond the River Skai "no man may kill a cat"—a memorable choice for cat-loving fantasy readers.
Lovecraft Cats of Ulthar: No Man May Kill a Cat Card
by Fenay Designs
$5.00 $6.00
I Like You I'll Kill You Last Funny Black Cat Meme Cat Lover Card
by Dream Chaos
$5.00 $6.00
I-Like-You-I’ll-Kill-You-Last-Funny-Black-Cat Card
by severed_insta
$5.00 $6.00
I-Like-You-I’ll-Kill-You-Last-Funny-Black-Cat Card
by severed_insta
$5.00 $6.00
I-Like-You-I’ll-Kill-You-Last-Funny-Black-Cat Card
by severed_insta
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A minimalist cat with a very simple philosophy: kill them all. Not people—fears, doubts, excuses, overthinking, anxiety, and all the other nonsense that keeps getting in the way. Clean, modern, and slightly unhinged, this design combines dark humor, cat attitude, and motivational chaos into one judgmental feline. Perfect for cat lovers, introverts, overthinkers, creatives, and anyone trying to silence their inner critic. The cat has spoken.
Kill Them All – Fears, Doubts & Shit Cat Card
by Wrong Think Nation
$5.00 $6.00
I Like You I'll Kill You Last Sassy Cat Attitude Card
by Anticorporati
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Every cat owner knows the vibe — total devotion one minute, quietly plotting the next. This deadpan design captures that unmistakable feline logic with dry, dark humor that cat people recognize instantly. A perfect pick for anyone who's been side-eyed by their own cat at 3am, or a funny surprise for the cat lover in your circle.
