Choke Cards
Description: Celebrate the Sacramento alt-metal dreamers with "Suck, suck, suck, suck it up Suck it up until you choke" in a vintage screen-print design. Grainy texture and classic lettering make it feel pulled from a vintage rack. A favorite for anyone whose playlist never really left the classics. Perfect for concert nights, festival weekends and everyday wear.
Suck, suck, suck, suck it up Suck it up until you choke Alternative Metal Since 1997 Card
by ISC_Italy-Street-Club
$5.00 $6.00
Description: "Suck, suck, suck, suck it up Suck it up until you choke" — a boho-inspired tribute to the Sacramento alt-metal dreamers. Soft desert hues and delicate line art keep the look warm, dreamy and easy to wear. A favorite for anyone whose playlist never really left the classics. Perfect for concert nights, festival weekends and everyday wear.
Suck, suck, suck, suck it up Suck it up until you choke Alternative Metal Since 2000 Card
by ISC_Italy-Street-Club
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Reggie Miller Choke Sign Basketball Legend Signature Vintage Retro 80s 90s Bootleg Rap Style
Reggie Miller Choke Sign Basketball Legend Signature Vintage Retro 80s 90s Bootleg Rap Style Card
by CarDE
$5.00 $6.00
Description: I Crochet So I Don't Choke People Save A Life Send Yarn Perfect for casual outings, social gatherings, or as a statement piece in everyday wear, showcasing your sense of humor.
I Crochet So I Don't Choke People Save A Life Send Yarn Card
by Youssef-chl7
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Funny saying about gardening and humor. Great for green thumbs. Save a life, send mulch! Perfect shirt for garden lovers.
Funny Gardener Mulch Choke People Humor Tee Card
by by Gebriala Zochuwicz
$5.00 $6.00
Black Cat I Read So I Don't Choke People - Save A Life - Send Books Card
by Every Name
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Funny gardening quote tee: "I Garden So I Don't Choke People. Save a life, send mulch." Perfect distressed design for plant lovers and stressed out yard workers.
Garden Humor I Don't Choke People T-Shirt Card
by by Gebriala Zochuwicz
$5.00 $6.00
I Knit So I Don't Choke People Save A Life Send Yarn Card
by Every Name
$5.00 $6.00
What The Hali Overrate Deez Funny Basketball Tyrese haliburton choke Card
by Aura Design Depot
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Show your spiritual strength and your love for grappling with this hilarious retro design of Jesus putting Satan in a chokehold. Perfect for Christian athletes, MMA fans, and jiu-jitsu practitioners who fight the good fight.
Not Today Satan Jesus Rear Naked Choke BJJ Retro Vintage Card
by Memory Reboot
$5.00 $6.00
Funny Plant Gardening I Garden So I Don't Choke People Card
by sylvanitchi
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Perfect gift for every sewer who is addicted in sewing cloths, fabricaholic, seamstress, needlework lovers, friends, family members, relatives or any quilting queen who loves embroidering
Black Cat I Crochet So I Don't Choke People Send Yarn Card
by Gearlds Leonia
$5.00 $6.00
NO LONGER SHRINKING TO BE DIGESTIBLE YOU CAN CHOKE Card
by PolineBullshits
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Celebrate your unmatched talent for unprovoked clumsiness! Features the hilariously relatable quote "It Takes Real Skills To Choke On Air, Fall Up The Stairs And Trip Over Nothing I Have Those Skills." A perfect gift for accident-prone friends, sarcastic loved ones, and anyone whose daily life is an Olympic sport of tripping over thin air!
It Takes Real Skills To Choke On Air, Fall Up The Stairs And Trip Over Nothing I Have Those Skills Card
by Retro Ruckus
$5.00 $6.00