Crime Humor Cards

Description: Jeffery Dahmer Milwaukee Chewers

Description: Some days require extreme measures. A dark humor quote for true crime fans or anyone having a really frustrating day. Warning: I'm not in the mood! I can see it's gonna be rope, duct tape and shovel kinda day. Dark humor minimalist white text design, this dark humor design is a perfect gift for someone with anger issues.

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Description: I created this graphic design because I love true crime shows and humor.

Description: The quote on the shirt isn't enough? 🤣

Description: A hilarious twist on the classic wanderlust slogan. This design is perfect for introverts, true crime junkies, and outdoor lovers who like their hiking with a side of sarcasm. Whether you're into creepy humor, cautious adventure, or just like to keep it real in the wild — this one's for you. Works great on both dark and light tees!

Description: Anti Trump - repeat a lie often enough people will believe it is true

Description: What Did You Say About My Mom?

Description: Mugshot Monster

Description: Plead the fifth in style with this mischievous tee! Perfect for those nights out when you're definitely not up to anything suspicious. Wink wink.

Description: "Allegedly" is a witty and tongue-in-cheek design that playfully references the legal term used to denote unproven allegations, implying that the wearer is either skeptical of the truth of the matter or simply wants to avoid legal liability. This design is perfect for anyone who has a healthy dose of skepticism or enjoys making light of legal language and is a clever and irreverent way to embrace one's sense of humor and skepticism.

Description: A dark cinematic design pairing an unsettling comic-book villain with bold quote typography. Made for fans of psychological crime stories, chaotic humor, 2000s movie nostalgia and Halloween style.

Description: Bold shovel illustration with the quote "I Will Take Care Of That Thing For You" in a humorous crime-inspired style.

Description: Allegedly - The statement is true, but I don't want to get sued - funny quote for lawyer or true crime podcasters

Description: WHAT IS THE CHARGE? EATING A MEAL? A SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL?

Description: Jeffrey Dahmer mugshot in color. True Crime Junkie? This awesome design is available on tshirts, sweatshirts, phone cases, mugs, pillows, notebooks, and more!

Description: Grandfather humor design for Papa. Perfect gift for grandpa, father, and grandparent. They Call Me Papa Because Partner In Crime Makes Me Sound Like A Bad Influence. Ideal for Father's Day, Grandparent's Day, birthday.

Description: Celebrate The Best Grandfather With This Funny Family Design. Featuring The Complete Text 'They Call Me Poppy Because Partner In Crime Makes Me Sound Like A Bad Influence', It's Perfect For Patriotic Grandfathers.

Description: This design features the humorous text "Nana They Call Me Nana Because Partner In Crime Makes Me Sound Like A Bad Influence" for grandmothers and grandparents. A family .

Description: For fans of true crime history, criminal psychology, and vintage mugshot aesthetics, this bold retro-inspired design delivers a darkly humorous statement. Featuring a distressed booking-photo style layout and the phrase "It's a Kemper Thing You Wouldn't Understand," this artwork is designed for those fascinated by infamous criminal cases, behavioral analysis, and the darker side of history. The weathered vintage appearance gives the design a classic true-crime documentary feel, making it an eye-catching choice for collectors of crime-inspired apparel, psychology enthusiasts, podcast listeners, and fans of investigative storytelling. Perfect for conventions, true crime meetups, podcast fans, documentary watchers, and anyone interested

Description: A Succulent Chinese Meal

Description: For the maker who has... very specific projects. This shockingly dark parody is for the DIY enthusiast with a macabre sense of humor. The perfect gift for true crime fans who also love to build things. *Use as directed.

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Description: A design for proud Nanas and grandmothers. 'They Call Me Nana Because Partner In Crime Makes Me Sound Like A Influence' captures the fun, loving, and slightly mischievous spirit of grandparenthood. Perfect for family and funny Nana gifts.

Description: I Get Us Into Trouble design for best friends, partners in crime, and anyone who loves playful humor and friendship bonds. Perfect for friend groups.

Description: Aileen Wuornos, Girls Will Be Girls True Crime Washed Dark Humor Feminist Horror Kids

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Description: A humorous design for grandmothers who share a special bond with their grandchildren. Features playful typography and floral accents.

Description: Retro kids with dog recreate a playful crime scene vintage humor.

Description: Show your mischievous side with "I Get Us Into Trouble". Perfect for best friends, siblings, or couples who love adventure and playful antics together.

Description: Utah, get me two! A classic quote from Point Break that delivers a memorable pop culture moment with effortless cool. This iconic line captures the fun of movie references and nostalgic humor that fans instantly recognize. A funny gift idea for anyone who enjoys movie quotes and pop culture humor, perfect for birthdays, holidays, or Christmas. Available on shirts, hats, mugs, stickers, and more!

Description: Show off your wild side with this funny featuring a mischievous character running away with a giant heart and a zookeeper in hot pursuit. Perfect for animal lovers with a great sense of humor and a rebellious streak.

Description: Utah, get me two! A classic quote from Point Break that delivers a memorable pop culture moment with effortless cool. This iconic line captures the fun of movie references and nostalgic humor that fans instantly recognize. A funny gift idea for anyone who enjoys movie quotes and pop culture humor, perfect for birthdays, holidays, or Christmas. Available on shirts, hats, mugs, stickers, and more!

Description: Dark humor true crime shirt featuring “It’s Always The Husband” with gothic roses, skeleton hand, and bloody knife artwork. Perfect for true crime fans, mystery lovers, spooky aesthetic outfits, Halloween fashion, and crime shows addicts. Great funny gift for wives, detectives, horror lovers, and dark humor fans.

Description: A funny best friend gift for the duo who've got each other's backs no matter what trouble you get into together. Perfect for best friends, partners in crime, or that one friend who'd play along with any excuse to keep you both out of it.

Description: Utah, get me two! A classic quote from Point Break that delivers a memorable pop culture moment with effortless cool. This iconic line captures the fun of movie references and nostalgic humor that fans instantly recognize. A funny gift idea for anyone who enjoys movie quotes and pop culture humor, perfect for birthdays, holidays, or Christmas. Available on shirts, hats, mugs, stickers, and more!