Cyclosporiasis Cards

Description: A minimal typography design of the word cyclosporiasis in white text. Boil your water if there has been a breakout. Avoid the lettuce. Looks best on classic black and other strong colors.

Description: A minimal typography design of the word cyclosporiasis in black text. Boil your water if there has been a breakout. Avoid the lettuce.

Description: A distinguished gentleman with impeccable manners, questionable hygiene, and absolutely no business being this contaminated.

Description: A minimal typography design of the word parasite in white text. Boil your water if there has been a breakout. Looks best on classic black and other strong colors.

Description: You Have Died From Diarrhea Lettuce! If you survived river crossings, broken wagon axles, and questionable hunting trips, only to be defeated by a suspicious salad... this design is for you. Inspired by the legendary retro trail game and today's unforgettable food safety headlines, "You Have Died From Diarrhea Lettuce" is the perfect mashup of pixel nostalgia, dark humor, and produce-induced paranoia. Whether you're a fan of classic computer games, internet memes, or just appreciate an absurd joke, this design is sure to get knowing laughs (and maybe a few people checking the expiration date on their lettuce).

Description: Commemorate overcoming a parasitic infection with this Cyclospora Survivor 2026 design. Perfect for Cyclospora recovery and foodborne illness awareness.

Description: You Have Died From Diarrhea Lettuce! If you survived river crossings, broken wagon axles, and questionable hunting trips, only to be defeated by a suspicious salad... this design is for you. Inspired by the legendary retro trail game and today's unforgettable food safety headlines, "You Have Died From Diarrhea Lettuce" is the perfect mashup of pixel nostalgia, dark humor, and produce-induced paranoia. Whether you're a fan of classic computer games, internet memes, or just appreciate an absurd joke, this design is sure to get knowing laughs (and maybe a few people checking the expiration date on their lettuce).

Description: A minimal typography design of the words avoid the lettuce in black text. We are in the time of avoiding the lettuce. Avoid the lettuce, avoid the parasite, avoid the extra trips to the toilet.

Description: Not all parasites come in orange.

Description: A minimal typography design of the words avoid the lettuce in white text. We are in the time of avoiding the lettuce. Avoid the lettuce, avoid the parasite, avoid the extra trips to the toilet. Looks best on classic black and other strong colors.

Description: Explosive Diarrhea Thanks Trump

Description: A minimal typography design of the word cyclospora in black text. Boil your water if there has been a breakout. Avoid the lettuce, avoid the parasite.

Description: A minimal typography design of the words bad lettuce in white text. We are in the time of avoiding the lettuce. Avoid the lettuce, avoid the parasite, avoid the extra trips to the toilet. Looks best on classic black and other strong colors.

Description: A minimal typography design of the word contaminated in white text. Don't get contaminated with a parasite and boil your water if there has been a breakout. Avoid the lettuce. Looks best on classic black and other strong colors.

Description: A minimal typography design of the word cyclospora in white text. Boil your water if there has been a breakout. Avoid the lettuce, avoid the parasite. Looks best on classic black and other strong colors.

Description: A minimal typography design of the word parasite in black text. Boil your water if there has been a breakout. Avoid the lettuce.

Description: A minimal typography design of the words bad lettuce in black text. We are in the time of avoiding the lettuce. Avoid the lettuce, avoid the parasite, avoid the extra trips to the toilet.

Description: A minimal typography design of the word contaminated in black text. Don't get contaminated with a parasite and boil your water if there has been a breakout. Avoid the lettuce.

Description: A time-sensitive post. Cook those veg and fruits!