Daddy Tax Hamster Cards
Description: Life is just one long series of paying taxes you never agreed to, whether it is to the government or your hungry toddler. Embrace the misery of adulting and the inevitable loss of your snacks with this relatable, slightly cynical take on parenthood. Sometimes the little ones win, and you are just left crying like a tiny rodent under the weight of expectations. It is a harsh world, so you might as well laugh at the absurdity of it all before your next snack gets confiscated.
Description: Life is just a series of unexpected stomps when you are small and helpless. This cynical take on the parental phenomenon of the daddy tax captures the existential dread of being a little guy in a big world. Perfect for those who find the chaos of adulthood and parenting slightly overwhelming and hilariously grim.