Dark Sign Cards
Description: Add some humor to your wardrobe with this hilarious t-shirt featuring a NOTICE sign with the iconic meme, 'The beatings will continue until morale improves'. This clever design is perfect for anyone with a great sense of humor and a love for memes. Made with high-quality materials, it's both comfortable and durable, making it a perfect addition to your casual attire. Whether you're going out with friends or just relaxing at home, this t-shirt is sure to get laughs and start conversations. Order yours today and spread some positivity (even if it takes a few beatings to get there)!
“The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves” – Dark Humor Military-Style Card
by Teessential
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A bold and humorous warning sign design that reads: “No Safety Gloves – We Bleed Like Real Men.” Perfect for mechanics, construction workers, welders, DIY enthusiasts, and anyone who loves dark humor about toughness. With its bold signboard style, this design makes a hilarious gift for Father’s Day, birthdays, or coworkers who like to show off their rugged sense of humor. A great conversation starter for anyone who works with tools and isn’t afraid of a little danger.
Funny Warning Sign – No Safety Gloves We Bleed Like Real Men Card
by MakerMind8.2
$5.00 $6.00
La Linea Bad Sign - Thats a Bad Sign - Dark Card
by Zesika Arteros
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A rectangular sign with rounded corners. The sign is a dark blue color with a glossy finish that reflects light. It has a thick cream-colored border around the edges, outlined by a thinner dark line. The background is black.
Dark Blue Rectangular Sign with Cream Border Card
by Birsencavus
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Priced Out and Pouring: Man Weeping Money Sign Tears (Dark Version) Tears of Inflation by Puff Sumo. A man in a suit and tie throws his head back and sobs as dollar-sign tears pour down like a flood, in bold black-and-white linocut style ink. Anyone staring at rent, groceries, gas, and bills that never stop climbing will feel this one in their wallet. Gallows humor for the bankrupt, the burned out, and the budgeting-obsessed, a crying businessman for the age of price shock and financial ruin. Gritty, high-contrast, screen-print inspired linework that reads from across the room. A cathartic, darkly funny graphic for office workers, small business owners, and everyone whose paycheck vanishes before the month does.
Priced Out and Pouring: Man Weeping Money Sign Tears (Dark Version) Card
by Puff Sumo
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A weathered wooden welcome sign riddled with bullet holes and overgrown with dead vines at the limits of a cursed town.
Welcome to the Ghost Town – Welcome Sign Card
by Symbolic Studio
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Sign Here - Billionaires Own You, Paperwork Included (Dark Version) Every contract has a clause nobody reads. This Puff Sumo typographic design makes it the poster: BILLIONAIRES OWN YOU in monumental black capitals, then a tiny typewriter line underneath, TERMS AND CONDITIONS APPLY, like the legalese stapled to the back of your life. The scale contrast does the arguing. OWN YOU fills the page; the paperwork whispers. Sign here, initial here, give up your leverage there. Made for readers of liability waivers, renters, gig workers, and anyone who has ever signed first and read later. Billionaires own you, and it is legally binding in spirit. Giant type, tiny type, one clear message. Original design by Puff Sumo.
Sign Here - Billionaires Own You, Paperwork Included (Dark Version) Card
by Puff Sumo
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Powerful Scorpio zodiac scorpion design featuring a sharp tribal tattoo aesthetic with intricate linework. This mystic astrology art is perfect for November birthdays, fans of gothic illustrations, and anyone who identifies with the intense energy of this water sign. A bold esoteric symbol that blends desert wildlife imagery with celestial horoscope vibes, making it an ideal gift for zodiac enthusiasts.
Scorpio Zodiac Scorpion Tribal Tattoo Aesthetic Card
by ˚ · • . ° . K 💛 Design . ° . • · ˚
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Embrace your confidently correct nature with this macabre comic illustration featuring a highly patient skeleton. Ideal for an informal debate night or a casual coffee shop run, this peacefully morbid aesthetic perfectly captures the reality of waiting for others to catch up to your logic. Secure this playfully arrogant zodiac streetwear today and comfortably sit back while time proves you right.
Virgo Waiting Skeleton Drinking Coffee Illustration Card
by Mood n Mirth
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A beautifully understated reaction to life’s increasingly obvious warning signs. This simple stick-figure design combines dry humor, awkward realism, and quiet panic into one perfectly relatable moment. Ideal for pessimists, overthinkers, office workers, and anyone whose first instinct is to calmly acknowledge disaster instead of preventing it.
Description: Guard your inner circle's deepest confidences with this dark gothic tattoo art featuring a coiling purple scorpion stinger wrapped around an engraved silver shovel and thorny crimson roses. Made for an October or November birthday bash, late-night lounge drinks, or a true crime podcast night with your closest confidants, this mysteriously guarded emblem celebrates the fiercely loyal nature of Pluto-ruled souls. Add this Scorpio dark astrology apparel to your cart right now and show the world that every secret is safe with you!
Scorpio Great At Keeping Secrets Gothic Shovel Art Card
by Mood n Mirth
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A dark humor vintage hotel sign graphic featuring a horned goat silhouette in a misty forest with witty witchcraft-themed slogans.
Vintage Dark Folklore Bed & Breakfast Parody Card
by Artful Curious Canvas
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Glowing Pink Neon Whale Shark Optical illusion is the perfetc gift for all optical art lovers !
Glowing Pink Neon Whale Shark Optical illusion Card
by la chataigne qui vole
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A majestic scorpion emerges beneath the moonlight in this dramatic Gothic-inspired composition. Perfect for fans of lunar imagery, mysterious creatures, and atmospheric nocturnal fantasy.
Moonlit Gothic Scorpion – Majestic Dark Fantasy Card
by Horro_zoo
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A striking scorpion intertwines with ornamental floral elements in a fusion of dark botanical beauty and Gothic symbolism. Perfect for fans of macabre nature art and intricate creature illustrations.
Gothic Scorpion and Dark Florals – Botanical Occult Art Card
by Horro_zoo
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Didn't Stab Anyone Today. This design captures dark humor and sarcasm, perfect for anyone who appreciates funny, edgy quotes and relatable daily life mood.
Didn't Stab Anyone Today Dark Humor Sarcasm Funny Quote Card
by Big Handed
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Step into a realm of medieval science and cosmic mystery with this highly detailed engraving-style design. Featuring a scholar charting the night sky from a sprawling gothic observatory surrounded by named historical constellations, moon phases, and a giant telescope, it is the perfect graphic for stargazers and dark academic souls.
Gothic Observatory Vintage Astronomy Constellation Stargazing Card
by lazmiz
$5.00 $6.00