Dark Cards
Description: A hilarious twist on the classic wanderlust slogan. This design is perfect for introverts, true crime junkies, and outdoor lovers who like their hiking with a side of sarcasm. Whether you're into creepy humor, cautious adventure, or just like to keep it real in the wild — this one's for you. Works great on both dark and light tees!
Adventure Is Out There But So Are Serial Killers Card
by ShredGaming Nation
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Description: A tribute to the iconic City of Spiders. Deep beneath the surface, the glowing bioluminescence and jagged spires of this drow metropolis hold a dark allure for any seasoned adventurer. Perfect for those who prefer the lore of the deep.
Menzoberranzan - Subterranean City of the Dark Elves Card
by Context Merch
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Description: Bend the rules in style with this hilarious dark humor design that says, "It's only illegal if I get caught." Perfect for mischievous souls who live life on the edge, this witty phrase is sure to turn heads and spark laughter. Ideal for pranksters, rebels, and anyone who loves a good sarcastic joke. Whether you're dodging trouble or just causing harmless chaos, this design brings the fun. Great for fans of funny quotes, edgy humor, and playful mischief.
Description: A stark and iconic album artwork from 1986 by The Smiths, The Queen Is Dead features a distressed, monochrome depiction of a reclining figure. The minimalist design, with its cracked texture and muted tones, reflects the record’s themes of melancholy, wit, and poetic rebellion—an enduring statement in alternative rock history.
Description: Have a nice warm cup of sweet, sweet Gelfling Essence... MMMMmmmmmmm! The Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance Starbucks parody. UPDATED DESIGN!
Gelfling Essence - The Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance - Starbucks Parody Card
by CH3Media
$5.00 $6.00
Description: F-CAW-F! A funny crow pun featuring a cawing black bird on a tree branch, combining sarcastic humor, dark humor quotes, gothic humor, and funny raven-inspired wordplay. This vintage crow illustration blends dark humor art, funny bird memes, gothic aesthetics, and retro vintage style for crow lovers, raven enthusiasts, and fans of sarcastic animal humor.
The Dark Crystal Combo Skekses Triangles And Mysts Spirals Card
by Bevatron
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Description: It Gets Worse Before It Gets Worse Floral Funny Spring Hayfever Quotes. A cute design of the funny quote it gets worse before it gets worse, in the center of a floral garland. Spring flowers and hayfever, amirite?
Floral Dark Humor It Gets Worse Before It Gets Worse Card
by ellenhenryart
$5.00 $6.00
Description: The Mid-World Bowling Bag is the bag that Jake Chambers found in the vacant lot. Its side reads, "Nothing but strikes at Mid-Town Lanes," in the Keystone World, but in Mid-World, it says "Mid-World" instead of "Mid-Town". The bag was used to carry and transport Black Thirteen. In the side pocket, Susannah Dean found the sköldpadda.
