Dark Stickers
Description: Remember your first time summoning dark forces? Neither do we — but this shirt imagines it like a page from a sweet old children’s book. “My First Satanic Ritual” is a hilarious vintage-style parody where a wide-eyed girl cheerfully performs her first unholy ceremony, surrounded by cartoon candles, smiley skulls, and a suspiciously adorable goat. It’s innocent, it’s cursed, it’s perfect. For those who like their nostalgia a little bit possessed.
Opposum Always Filled With Rage Funny Barbarian Sticker
by Pixel Coated
$3.00 $3.50
Description: Because sometimes you don’t put out the fire, you bring the gas. Join the elite squad of chaos enablers with this adorable-yet-apocalyptic raccoon tee. Whether you're emotionally unavailable, chronically online, or just here for the meltdown, this shirt says: “I saw the disaster... and made it worse.” Join the elite Dumpster Fire Response Team - Perfect for work, group chats, or standing proudly in front of your life choices with a lit match and no regrets
Description: The Winden Caves (Windener Höhlen) are an intricate system of caves adjacent to the Winden Nuclear Power Plant and the bunker. They contain the wormhole that allows for time travel, which is located right underneath the bunker. The cave's main entrance is located in the forest and the other known entrance is near the Winden Nuclear Power Plant. These were once connected, but this connection was sealed with a metal door, as ordered by Claudia Tiedemann in 1986.
