Dead Humor Cards
Dead Pedophiles Don’t Re offend Sarcastic Satire Funny Meme Card
by lisanna
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Description: A quirky, vintage-inspired artwork featuring a massive green cartoon lizard lounging casually while holding a red-and-white-striped beverage. The lizard’s yellow claws and sly grin add playful menace, as its long tail wraps around the text “Big Lizard in My Backyard” in bold red letters. The background features a muted yellow sky and a simple suburban fence, contrasting the absurdity of the giant reptile. This punk rock–themed design reflects The Dead Milkmen’s satirical and humorous style, perfectly capturing the offbeat energy of their 1985 debut album.
Description: This hilarious dark humor design features a black cat holding a coffee mug with the sarcastic phrase “Is He Dead Yet?” — perfect for lovers of witty, gothic, and retro-inspired humor. Great for men, women, and friends who enjoy sarcastic jokes, coffee culture, and dark comedy style. This vintage dark humor shirt makes a fun gift for Halloween, casual wear, or anyone who appreciates edgy humor with a spooky twist.
Is He Dead Yet Funny Dark Humor Vintage Retro Shirt Card
by DariXsworks
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Description: Even in death, the grind never ends! 💀 “Skeletons on Payroll” is a clever Grateful Dead–inspired parody that blends office humor with psychedelic nostalgia. Featuring dancing bears, the classic Steal Your Face vibe, and overworked skeletons jamming through Zoom meetings, this design is perfect for fans who live (or work) for the Dead. A witty tribute to corporate survival, deadlines, and eternal rock spirit — a must-have for Deadheads with a sense of humor.
Skeletons on Payroll – Grateful Dead Office Life Parody Design Card
by Passacaglia
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Description: Do you remember Drop Dead Fred, the mischievous imaginary friend from the classic 90s movie? If so, then you'll love this "Drop Dead Fred, We're Grown Ups Now So Piss Off" design. Featuring the iconic quote from the movie, along with a graphic of Drop Dead Fred, this design is perfect for fans of the film. This design is available in a variety of products, including t-shirts, hoodies, and more. So, add the "Drop Dead Fred, We're Grown Ups Now So Piss Off" design to your store today and let your customers show off their love for this unforgettable character and his hilarious antics.
Description: "Is He Dead Yet?" funny unisex t-shirts are perfect for Democrats/Liberals who voted against Donald Trump when they voted for Kamala Harris." This humorous t-shirt is for people who wake up every morning to check the news to see if Donald Trump is dead yet, you know, from old age. We don't want anything bad to happen to him, but if he died from old age, I want to know. This super-cute, cartoon black cat is looking over the ledge with his cute little paws to see if the coast is clear to come out of hiding. This cute little cartoon black cat is so cute and it is funny that such a cute innocent cat would wonder "Is He Dead Yet?" What are you hiding from little kitty cat. Oh, just Donald Trump and all of his evil policies. If you are Anti-Trump
Is He Dead Yet Anti Trump Funny Cute Cats Anti MAGA Anti Fascism Hate Donald Trump Humorous Gifts Resistance Card
by Funny Anti Trump
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Description: Push through the struggle with humor and grit! This design features a vintage-style skull surrounded by blooming flowers, paired with the hilarious and relatable phrase, "Dead Inside But Still Made It To The Gym." Perfect for gym lovers, fitness enthusiasts, or anyone who needs a little dark humor to power through their workouts. A bold and funny gym motivation graphic that's great for t-shirts, hoodies, stickers, and more!
Dead Inside But Still Made It To The Gym – Funny Skull and Flowers Gym Motivation Card
by Serendipity
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Do you ever feel deflated and not worth your weight in gold? Then you may just be dead inside!
Dead Inside Card
by Harley Warren – Pop Culture Mashups, Surreal Art & Chaotic T‑Shirt Wizardry
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Description: Zombies, zombies, zombies! There’s a zombie in your backyard. Zombies moaning in the streets. Zombies have probably taken over the entire country. So, the only logical place to go in the midst of the zombie apocalypse is the local pub. Free ale, a relaxing atmosphere, and a cricket bat for protection. What else do you need?
Description: Nerdy science humor meets premium lab style! Perfect for STEM students, teachers & science enthusiasts. Funny experiment design ideal for lab techs, researchers or anyone loving geeky humor. Great gift for scientists, students or educators. Premium quality celebrates scientific curiosity with wit. Perfect for casual wear or science events.
