Dead Nurse Cards
Description: A tired skeleton nurse sits slumped on a stool, holding a steaming mug of coffee to power through the night shift. Featuring the humorous quote 'Dead Tired But Still Nursing' in a vintage engraving style, this design is perfect for dedicated healthcare workers during the Halloween season.
Dead Tired Skeleton Nurse with Coffee Cup and Stethoscope Card
by Jonathan_Sippel_art
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A black and white line drawing of a sad nurse wearing a cap with a cross and a stethoscope around her neck. She rests her chin on her hand, looking weary. Above her, large white text on a black background reads, "My shift was dead ...LITERALLY".
My shift was dead ...LITERALLY Sad Nurse with Stethoscope Card
by CLAIRO MAINE STUDIO
$5.00 $6.00
I Know Mexican CPR Ticanate Pendejo Respira Paramedic Card
by LEV OF WORLD
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A humorous monochromatic depiction of a nurse with a tired and sad expression, her hand resting on her cheek. Above her, bold white text reads "My shift was dead ...LITERALLY". The nurse is wearing a cap with a red cross symbol and a stethoscope around her neck.
My shift was dead ...LITERALLY Nurse Sadness Card
by CLAIRO MAINE STUDIO
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Show off your dark sense of humor and Latino pride with this hilariously edgy graphic design! Featuring a stunning vintage illustration of a sombrero-wearing skeleton giving CPR to a sugar skull, accompanied by the brutally funny Spanish quote "I Know Mexican C.P.R. ¡Cálmate, Pendejo, Respira!". This masterpiece perfectly captures the ultimate Mexican slang humor and Dia de los Muertos aesthetic. Whether you are a paramedic, nurse, or first responder who needs a good laugh, a fan of Chicano tattoo art, or searching for the perfect gag gift for your Mexican friend, this bold design hits all the right notes. Wear your sarcastic humor with pride!
I Know Mexican CPR Calmate Pendejo Respira Funny Skeleton Dia De Los Muertos Humor Card
by DoeTheArtist
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A bold healthcare-themed design featuring a skeleton nurse with a stethoscope and coffee cup, paired with a humorous “Dead Inside But I’m Saving Lives” message. A fun choice for nurses, healthcare workers, medical professionals, nursing students, and hospital staff.
Dead Inside But I'm Saving Life Funny Nurse Life Humor Card
by Isla Fenrick
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Perfect Halloween and everyday outfit for certified phlebotomists, blood draw techs, and nurses! Featuring a cool lowbrow sports mascot skeleton holding a butterfly needle with blue surgical gloves. Show off your skill of hitting the vein on the very first try with a touch of dark medical humor. Great gift for phlebotomy graduation, Halloween shift, or Nurse Week.
Description: I am not sure what is more shocking, the situation or my lack of reaction. A funny sarcastic gift for nurses, teachers, parents and anyone who has seen it all.
The Situation or My Lack of Reaction - Funny Sarcasm Quote Card
by TotaSaid
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A zombie nurse grips a medical coffee cup beneath the phrase “Night of the Living Patients,” with the line “Alive by Dawn but Dead Tired.” Neon cyan, lime, and hot pink colors, dripping typography, lightning bolts, and comic halftones create a chaotic medical horror aesthetic. Blending night shift nursing, caffeine dependence, patient care exhaustion, zombie imagery, and dark healthcare humor, the artwork captures the relentless energy of overnight hospital work.
Description: A patchwork opossum in scrubs and a stethoscope lies belly-up playing dead, giving a thumbs up between "Nobody Died" and "Good Shift" in faux patchwork letters. Dark, honest and built for nurses and healthcare workers pulling holiday shifts. A fun pick for stocking stuffers, gift exchanges, holiday parties and anyone who loves a retro Christmas look.
Nobody Died Good Shift Christmas Faux Patchwork Nurse Opossum Playing Dead Scrubs Holiday Card
by Fisheyed Graphics
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Description: An exhausted opossum nurse in teal scrubs, a cap with a red cross and an RN badge holds a "Survived Another One" mug, surrounded by fellow possums playing dead, clipboards, an IV bag and a biohazard sign, all framed by a stethoscope and arched lettering reading "Nobody Died. Good Shift." Tired, dark and built for anyone who measures success in patients who made it to morning. A fun pick for nurses, ER and night-shift staff, nursing school grads, or Nurses Week gifts.
Nobody Died Good Shift Funny Nurse Opossum Playing Dead Scrubs Stethoscope RN Card
by Fisheyed Graphics
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Celebrate Halloween and Dia de los Muertos with a detailed sugar skull nurse illustration featuring a classic nurse hat, medical mask, stethoscope, and red rose. A unique artistic graphic design created for healthcare professionals. Makes a great gift for RNs, LPNs, medical assistants, nursing school students, and hospital staff who love creepy cute skeleton art and spooky season celebrations during Halloween or Day of the Dead shift wear.
The Nurse Skeleton Tarot Card Funny Nursing Nurse Rn Lpn Np Card
by Minaar
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