Death Bear Cards
Description: The Hundred Acre Wood is a part of the fictional land inhabited by Winnie-the-Pooh and his friends in the Winnie-the-Pooh series of children's stories by author A. A. Milne. The wood is visited regularly by the young boy Christopher Robin, who accompanies Pooh and company on their many adventures.
Description: Live Ugly Fake Your Death Eat Trash. This funny bear design is for outdoor lovers, wilderness adventurers, campers, and hikers who appreciate sarcastic humor and wild animal quotes.
Live Ugly Fake Your Death Eat Trash Funny Bear Outdoor Wilderness Camper Hiker Card
by Funny Animal Kings
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Whether you’re a seasoned thru-hiker, a weekend camper, or just someone who enjoys a healthy dose of dark humor, this design is for you. Featuring a vintage, distressed stencil style, this graphic offers the ultimate (if slightly pessimistic) advice for a grizzly encounter: "If attacked, play dead. It will be good practice for when you die a few minutes later."
Funny Bear Attack Tip - Sarcastic Play Dead Survival Guide Card
by BeTheFirstToWear
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Nothing says wholesome quite like a fluffy teddy bear shouting “Hail Satan”. 😈 This intentionally silly cartoon design combines an innocent-looking bear throwing the horns with bold red lettering for a funny clash of cute and chaotic. A playful choice for fans of dark humour, alternative aesthetics, gothic-cute art and irreverent designs. Available in three bear styles on stickers, T-shirts and more.
Description: I love pandas and I love black metal, so why not smash them together. This black metal panda design started as a joke between me and a friend about how nothing is as terrifying as a panda who skipped lunch. It is for anyone who finds metalhead humor irresistible and thinks the answer to panda is always yes, never no.
Description: A cute little bear. A very dramatic message. 🖤 This playful Hail Satan design pairs an adorable, shaggy cartoon teddy bear throwing the horns with bold red lettering on a black background. The result is intentionally silly, mixing cuddly toy aesthetics with over-the-top satanic humour. Perfect for fans of absurdist humour, alternative art, dark comedy, gothic-cute designs and unexpected visual contrasts. Available in three different bear styles across a range of products, including stickers, T-shirts and other apparel.
