Death By Dying Cards

Description: Elder Isaiah Goodwin, 98, was found dead in his chambers after imbibing something lemony… And now he's on merchandise.

Description: Lillian Parker, 59, found herself in a bloody bind beneath a bunch of books. And now she's on merchandise.

Description: A winner of the 2020 Death by Dying podcast t-shirt design contest! Featuring the Obituary Writer's three adorable man-eating cats.

Description: Wyatt Hudson, 47, was murdered peacefully late Sunday evening beneath a starry sky. And now he's on merchandise.

Description: Beware the Deceitful Bones... but enjoy this merch while you're at it.

Description: Hello. I am the Obituary Writer of this lovely town of Crestfall, Idaho, and this... is some merch.

Description: A winner of the 2020 Death by Dying podcast t-shirt design contest! Featuring phantom bicycles & the button-eyed raven. Designed by Aurora Webster

Description: She was born. She lived. And then she died. And now she's on merchandise.

Description: Martin… well, we don’t know too much about Martin. He is one dead enigma. But at least he's on some merch.

Description: "Caw! Woeful are the unlucky living! But maybe you'd feel better with a Button-Eyed Raven shirt!"

Description: Pastor Jeff kicks ass for the Lord. You'll kick ass in this shirt.

Description: Welcome to Crestfall! Let me tell you a story... and have some merch while you're here.

Description: At night you can hear the phantom bicycles chiming in the distance... and on this merch.

Description: "Caw! Your outfit looks terrible! But this shirt might look great on you!"

Description: Cloudless bulgy toss... a glorious walrus flies... whilst looking awesome on this merch.

Description: Embrace the intensity of metalcore with this As I Lay Dying design, featuring the powerful geometric sigil from the Shaped By Fire era. The distressed khaki tones against black capture the band's aggressive melodic death metal sound and relentless energy.