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Near Death Metal Card
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Description: Near Death Metal T-Shirt. Funny Old Lady Metal Shirt for Heavy Metal and old people fans everywhere. Original Near Death Metal Shirt Design featuring old metal lady artwork.

Tags: jokes, sarcastic, novelty, humor, joke

Near Death Metal Card

by Yipptee

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Believe in myself? Opossum Card

Description: You want me to.. believe in myself? The same person WHO got me into this MESS??

Tags: believe in myself, believe yourself, fake your death opossum, funny inspirational quotes, funny opossum jokes

Believe in myself? Opossum Card

by giovanniiiii

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Nietzsche is Metal Card
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Description: Nietzsche Heavy Metal design

Tags: death metal, philosophy jokes, intellectual, black metal, college

Nietzsche is Metal Card

by Lord Neckbeard Designs

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The Black Dahlia Burper Card

Description: Show your love for parenthood and extreme music with this playground approved design. #trevorforever

Tags: band merchandise, black metal, dad jokes, daddy gifts, death metal

The Black Dahlia Burper Card

by Metaldadmerch

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Believe In Yourself Death Metal Card
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Description: Believe In Yourself Death Metal T-Shirt. Funny Death Metal Shirt for death metal, skull and positive thinking fans everywhere. Original Believe In Yourself Death Metal Shirt Design featuring classic metal style occult skull artwork.

Tags: jokes, sarcastic, novelty, humor, joke

Believe In Yourself Death Metal Card

by Yipptee

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Lovin a Smore Card
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Description: Show your love for parenthood and extreme music with this campground approved design.

Tags: camping life, daddy gifts, dad jokes, deathcore, death metal

Lovin a Smore Card

by Metaldadmerch

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Don't Talk To Me My Dad Is Dead And I'm Mad At The Government Card
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Description: Don't Talk To Me My Dad Is Dead And I'm Mad At The Government

Tags: dad, dad humor, dad joke, dad jokes, dead

Don't Talk To Me My Dad Is Dead And I'm Mad At The Government Card

by ScribbleeFreaks

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Don't Talk To Me My Dad Is Dead And I'm Mad At The Government Card
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Description: Don't Talk To Me My Dad Is Dead And I'm Mad At The Government

Tags: dad, dad humor, dad joke, dad jokes, dead

Don't Talk To Me My Dad Is Dead And I'm Mad At The Government Card

by ScribbleeFreaks

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Day in the Life Card
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Description: dad jokes

Tags: coffee, dad jokes, dark, death, goth

Day in the Life Card

by CoDDesigns

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Tombstone Squad Goals Card
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Description: A cheeky, morbid take on friendship that imagines tombstones as the ultimate squad goals. Tongue-in-cheek spooky humor with a sarcastic twist.

Tags: black comedy, cemetery, creepy cute, dark humor, death jokes

Tombstone Squad Goals Card

by KawaiiAnnabell

$5.00 $6.00

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antisocial butterfly death, antisocial, antisocial butterfly Card

Description: Best butterfly Gift For butterfly lover, antisocial butterfly death

Tags: anti social, antisocial, antisocial art, artistic, best butterfly

antisocial butterfly death, antisocial, antisocial butterfly Card

by AmitafArt

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Dad Gang Card
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Description: IM=™ LINE "What Is The Happening" series # x "JN4L" (Jackin’ Negus For Lyrics) series # collaboration celebrating Fathers Day 2026 featuring 2 Pac-Dear Mama-lyrics

Tags: dad, dad jokes, dad life, daddy, death row records

Dad Gang Card

by FlammBay Clothing and Company

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Updog Card
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Description: Man, it sure smells like it in here

Tags: i dont know whats up with you, it sure smells like updog, updog logo, updog, updog art

Updog Card

by Monkey Brains INK Designs

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Hang in There It Gets Worse Existential Dread Funny Reaper Card

Description: Hang in There It Gets Worse Existential Dread Funny Reaper is the perfect addition to your wardrobe, offering a quirky and humorous twist on the concept of existential dread. With a unique and eye-catching design, this shirt will surely make you stand out from the crowd and spark conversations. Wear it with confidence and embrace the humor in life's uncertainties.

Tags: dark humor, death jokes, existential crisis, existential dread, funny reaper

Hang in There It Gets Worse Existential Dread Funny Reaper Card

by Bunga Lipa

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Crow Funny Caw, Crow Funny, Crow Card
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Description: Crow Funny Caw, Crow Funny, Crow best gift for halloween

Tags: artistic, best crow, crow art, crow funny, crow jokes

Crow Funny Caw, Crow Funny, Crow Card

by AmitafArt

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I Also Play Dead on the Inside Card
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Description: Me too, bro. Me too.

Tags: possum gifts, live ugly fake your death, team trash, animal, animals

I Also Play Dead on the Inside Card

by Meant for Very Few

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DEBT TIL I DIE Card

Description: This illustration is by Montreal artist Tricia Robinson

Tags: broke ass, poor forever, no money, broke, debt riddled

DEBT TIL I DIE Card

by TriciaRobinsonIllustration

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I am Insane Opossum Card

Description: Stating your insanity not because you need help, but because you need to go further. For people who love opossums!

Tags: adopt a cat opossum, eat trash, fake your death opossum, funny opossum sayings, i am insane funny

I am Insane Opossum Card

by giovanniiiii

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ToneHenge Card

Description: ToneHenge! Where the demons dwell Where the banshees live, and they do live well -Ryan

Tags: rock, music, stonehenge, band humor, guitarists

ToneHenge Card

by The Other Ass - Music Comics

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I Clogged Your Toilet Funny Skeleton Meme Saying Card

Description: cringe

Tags: death, funny sayings, grim reaper, halloween, humor

I Clogged Your Toilet Funny Skeleton Meme Saying Card

by fyntees

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Just Here To Bone Card
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Description: Funny Skeleton Halloween Design

Tags: bones, death, funny, funny meme, horror

Just Here To Bone Card

by begoheroro

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That wasn’t very humerus skeleton Card
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Description: For the sensitive of us.

Tags: bones, cute, dad jokes, dark, death

That wasn’t very humerus skeleton Card

by TrinketDoctor

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Opossum Screaming into the Void Card
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Description: Why do they scream?

Tags: meme, trash cat, pet, vintage, animal jokes

Opossum Screaming into the Void Card

by E. Leary Art

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Funny Ninjas Crying Over Master's Death Card
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Description: Funny Ninjas Crying Over Master's Death

Tags: 80s, animation, cartoon, cool, death

Funny Ninjas Crying Over Master's Death Card

by BoggsNicolas

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It's a trap. Card
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Description: Looks like Ackbar's using his wedge.

Tags: admiral ackbar, death star parody, funny star wars, golf, golfing

It's a trap. Card

by Manatee Max

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Smoking Hot Body Card
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Description: Dark humor with a fiery twist. This tee's for those who like their jokes well-done and aren't afraid to laugh in the face of mortality.

Tags: body image joke, cremation humor, death positive, funeral director gift, gallows humor

Smoking Hot Body Card

by Tachyon273

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Last-Responder Card
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Description: Last Responder

Tags: dad jokes, dark art, dark humor, death, demon

Last-Responder Card

by WuPaintQzr

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You Don't Have To Die To Be Dead To Me Card

Description: You Don't Have To Die To Be Dead To Me

Tags: dead, death, die, funny halloween, funny quotes

You Don't Have To Die To Be Dead To Me Card

by Artful Paws

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It's Not A Phase Mom Card
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Description: It's Not A Phase Mom T-Shirt. Funny Emo Moon Joke Shirt for teenage rebels and space, astrology and moon fans everywhere. Original It's Not A Phase Mom Shirt Design featuring classic emo goth moon artwork.

Tags: jokes, sarcastic, novelty, humor, joke

It's Not A Phase Mom Card

by Yipptee

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Purple Terror Possum Card
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Description: meme Terror Possum

Tags: opossum lover, opossum, live ugly fake your death, vintage, vintage retro

Purple Terror Possum Card

by Purplelism

$5.00 $6.00

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Payasos Card
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Description: dsgs

Tags: circus, clown, death, digital artwork, jokes

Payasos Card

by ungfio

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Alderaan Death Star Protest Scifi Card
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Description: Take a stand. Meet for a protest on Alderaan against the Death Star. what could go wrong? Get this ironic, humorous design for any Star Wars and scifi fan geek! A great birthday or convention gift!

Tags: protest, jokes, ironic humor, alderaan, nerds

Alderaan Death Star Protest Scifi Card

by Smagnaferous Art and Designs

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I'm a Big Metal Fan Card
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Description: I'm A Big Metal Fan T-Shirt. Funny Metal Joke Shirt for heavy metal, death metal and big metal fans everywhere.

Tags: death metal, fans, funny, funny sayings, gift

I'm a Big Metal Fan Card

by iconking

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Scooter Reaper Card
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Description: Scooter Reaper. When death is in a hurry.

Tags: reaper, grim reaper, reaper funny, death, funnytee

Scooter Reaper Card

by lordprofits

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Smelling Farts Card
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Tags: meditate, death by toys, zen, humorous, yoga lover

Smelling Farts Card

by Death by Toys

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Every Time I Cry Card
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Description: Show your love for parenthood and extreme music with this playground approved design.

Tags: dad jokes, metal, band merchandise, mommy gifts, dad birthday

Every Time I Cry Card

by Metaldadmerch

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