Delay Cards

Description: Classic analogue Chorus pedal from the 80's. Used on classic singles and albums throughout the decades since, powering so much of my favourite music I could scarcely list it all.

Description: Classic Boss effects pedal

Description: A cheeky take on the life of a bill as it waits through committees and debates. A lighthearted gag for civics teachers, policy nerds, and anyone amused by government red tape.

Description: Delay, Deny, Depose We The People

Description: Classic Boss effects pedal

Description: Turn delays and downtime into peak productive hours! Express your ability to work anywhere with this funny "My Favorite Workspace Is The Waiting Room" design. Ideal for busy professionals, multi-taskers, and anyone who pulls out their laptop or notebook the second they take a seat in a lobby. A fun gift for on-the-go workers.

Description: Embrace a laid-back attitude with this 'That's Sounds Like a Tomorrow Problem' design. Perfect for those who love a good procrastination joke and take life one day at a time.

Description: A vintage badge for anyone committed to postponing today’s responsibilities in pursuit of a theoretically better present. Perfect for procrastinators, office survivors, students, and fans of gloriously questionable motivational advice.

Description: A funny vintage mechanic design featuring a skeleton technician surviving another day of waiting on parts with coffee, sarcasm, and endless repair delays. Great for mechanics, auto technicians, garage workers, and anyone who knows the struggle.

Description: A bold, graphic presentation featuring a character in blue overalls and a green cap, holding a pistol in its right hand. Backpack adorned with red sticks of dynamite. The background is a circular silhouette of a city with yellow and blue hues. Text at the top reads "DELAY DENY" and at the bottom reads "DEPOSE".

Description: Embrace your inner expert at delaying tasks with this funny 'I Put The Pro In Procrastination' design. Featuring a cool retro font, this humorous quote is perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh about their habits. It makes a fantastic gift for students, co-workers, or friends who are masters of procrastination. Show off your relatable sense of humor with this sarcastic and witty statement.

Description: Funny chat bubbles “Conversation buffering… please wait” design. Perfect for introverts, awkward chats, and meme lovers. Great for social anxiety humor and tech jokes.

Description: waiting on parts

Description: waiting on parts

Description: waiting on parts

Description: Classic Boss effects pedal

Description: Who needs a five-star resort when you have terminal gate seating and 24/7 fluorescent lights? Celebrate the raw reality of travel with this witty "My Favorite Hotel Is The Airport" design. Great for frequent flyers, budget backpackers, digital nomads, and layover veterans who practically live in airport terminals. A perfect gift for jet-setters.

Description: waiting on parts

Description: Waiting On Parts represents the mechanic, auto technician, car enthusiast, and automotive repair professional experiencing garage and workshop auto parts delays.

Description: Why Do Tomorrow What You Can Delay Forever

Description: This design is for mechanics, auto repair shop owners, and automotive enthusiasts. It features the humorous phrase Waiting On Parts, a relatable experience for anyone in vehicle maintenance or car repair.

Description: A minimalist typographic design that subverts familiar candy branding to advocate for the necessity of mental breaks in a fast-paced world

Description: A simple, relatable take on the small agony of waiting and the patience it takes.

Description: Please note - this design is intended for print on dark colours. For the guitar player and effects pedal enthusiast. Add some humour to your next rehearsal or gig with this classic delay pedal design, or give it as the perfect gift!

Description: Waiting On Parts design for mechanics, engineers, technicians, and repair professionals. Perfect for anyone experiencing parts delays, auto repair frustration, or project setbacks.

Description: For the masters of procrastination who treat their daily checklist like a fantasy novel. A hilarious, high-intent gift for bookworms, writers, students, and busy professionals.

Description: Vintage Tape Echo

Description: Please note - this design is intended for print on dark colours. For the guitar player and effects pedal enthusiast. Add some humour to your next rehearsal or gig with this classic delay pedal design, or give it as the perfect gift!

Description: Sorry I'M Late Thought This Quest Was Optional - Embrace your inner adventurer with this fun item. It showcases a humorous saying perfect for those who value exploration over punctuality, ideal for casual wear or gifting to gaming enthusiasts.

Description: A humorous design featuring the phrase “Perfection Takes Forever. So Does Starting” with decorative vintage typography and colorful flourishes. This artwork is perfect for students who laugh at their procrastination, creatives who struggle with perfectionism, and moms who enjoy witty humor about everyday challenges. It also makes a fun gift for dads who poke fun at delays, or anyone who finds comedy in the balance between starting and finishing. Ideal for birthdays or apparel that celebrates humor, personality quirks, and relatable struggles.

Description: A collection of very popular, retro guitar effects pedals: Pedal Board

Description: Auto mechanic humor for anyone who has waited on backordered parts while a repair job sits unfinished. This skeleton works through the chaos of a busy garage, capturing the patience, delays, and everyday reality of automotive repair. A fitting design for mechanics, automotive technicians, garage owners, service advisors, and car enthusiasts who understand shop life.

Description: A humorous statement presented in bold, wooden-textured lettering with a distressed wood grain. Each letter is adorned with small green leaves sprouting from the top. The text reads: 'SORRY I'M LATE I FELL ASLEEP IN THE MINES'. The overall style is playful and natural.

Description: This powerful black and white design spreads stuttering awareness beautifully. It makes an excellent present to empower those you love. Get it as a thoughtful brother gift or a loving aunt birthday surprise to champion their courageous voice today.

Description: This typography text features hand drawn bagels, a subway train emerging from a tunnel, intersecting transit tracks, a stopwatch showing a delay, and an angry face. The bold black and yellow lettering highlights New York bagels alongside subway service delays.

Description: This typography text features hand drawn bagels, a subway train emerging from a tunnel, intersecting transit tracks, a stopwatch showing a delay, and an angry face. The bold black and yellow lettering highlights New York bagels alongside subway service delays.