Delusion Cards
Description: “The God of the Old Testament is arguably the most unpleasant character in all fiction: jealous and proud of it; a petty, unjust, unforgiving control-freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully.” ― Richard Dawkins, The God Delusion
Description: Heavenly Delusion (Japanese: 天国大魔境, Hepburn: Tengoku Daimakyō) is a Japanese manga series written and illustrated by Masakazu Ishiguro. It has been serialized in Kodansha's seinen manga magazine Monthly Afternoon since January 2018. An anime television series adaptation produced by Production I.G premiered in April 2023.
Description: Delusion - Hopium - Delusion Is Not A Plan - Banskyesque - Front Too many people on the left are hope merchants, who dope up on hopium. It becomes too draining to be around optimistically toxic people. SubversiveWare, Subversive Ware, Trending Now, Best Seller, Top Selling, Funny
Delusion - Hopium - Delusion Is Not A Plan - Banskyesque - Front Card
by SubversiveWare
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Description: You can find this truth in any job, encompassing English teachers and English students alike. Friday afternoon brings a sudden burst of unrealistic ambition to anyone holding pending tasks. An employee packs up their laptop, convinced they will analyze spreadsheets on Sunday. An instructor takes home the essays, envisioning a productive Saturday morning. A learner downloads three heavy journal articles, promising to read them between weekend activities. Yet, the moment we walk out the door, those good intentions entirely vanish into thin air. Our bags remain unopened in the hallway, silently mocking us for two straight days. Monday arrives, and the materials are brought straight back, wholly untouched and unbothered.
The phrase "I will review this over the weekend" is a universal symptom of mild delusion Card
by englishlearning
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Description: Embrace the humor of coping with 'Currently Running On Delusion And Good Vibes Mostly Delusion'. This funny sarcastic quote is perfect for anyone who loves relatable daily life humor and witty sayings.
Currently Running On Delusion And Good Vibes Mostly Delusion Funny Sarcasm Quote Card
by AtlasCo
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Description: Francis Bacon portrait and quote: 'Man prefers to believe what he prefers to be true.'
Francis Bacon portrait and quote: 'Man prefers to believe what he prefers to be true.' Card
by artbleed2
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Description: Fun gift for sassy women, besties, confident girls, Gen Z humor lovers, and anyone who believes confidence is sometimes just convincing yourself you're fabulous.
I'm The Full Package: Funny, Pretty, And Just Enough Delusion To Believe It Card
by Shadowed Crown
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Description: Funny botanist design for plant lovers who measure success by thriving houseplants. Perfect for plant parents, indoor gardeners, houseplant collectors, succulent lovers, and anyone proudly obsessed with growing their green collection.
When My Plants Thrive So Does My Delusion | Funny Botanist Plant Lover Card
by Adel Artworks
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Description: Vintage collegiate emblem featuring pigeons wearing sunglasses and drinking coffee, labeled "University of Overthinking - Est. 2000 - Department of Delusion". Great aesthetic varsity graphic for overthinkers, students, and coffee addicts.
University Of Overthinking Department Of Delusion Pigeon Crest Card
by Thelawstyle
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Description: POV: you’re too small for this much homework and this defeated dachshund puppy is literally you right now. The tiny sausage dog with the exhausted stare is your spirit animal when the homework pile feels bigger than you. i'm too small for this much homework, gen alpha homework anxiety, and school overload — three truths that hit when your backpack weighs more than your will to live. Whether doomscrolling instead of doing assignments or mentally logging off in class, this design is the sarcastic comfort you need on a tee when school feels impossible. Perfect for Gen Alpha who’s deep in the brainrot archive but feels too small for this much homework.
Description: Introducing the "I Just Have This Wild Delusion That Everything Is Going To Work Out" t-shirt, a funny and trendy tee.
I Just Have This Wild Delusion That Everything Is Going To Work Out Card
by RekSketch99
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Description: A sarcastic quote design that every funny meme lover, sarcastic humor enthusiast, and delusion joke fan will vibe with — because choosing denial over reality is sometimes the best coping strategy. Great funny gift for best friend, sarcastic birthday gift, or humorous present for classmates and coworkers who live in their own world.
Description: POV: my phone is screaming and this worried Siamese kitten is literally you right now. The fluffy blue-eyed kitten with the anxious stare is your spirit animal when notifications won’t stop. my phone is screaming, gen alpha notification anxiety, and phone overload — three truths that hit when your phone vibrates nonstop but your brain is already cooked. Whether doomscrolling through endless alerts or mentally logging off from the group chat, this design is the sarcastic comfort you need on a tee when digital pressure wins again. Perfect for Gen Alpha who’s deep in the brainrot archive but feels their phone is screaming.
Description: A funny delusion joke that every sarcastic optimist, daydreamer, and chaotic friend will wear with pride. Excellent funny gift for best friends, quirky birthday present, or sarcastic quote idea for anyone staying delusional to survive daily life.
I Live In Constant Delusion Funny Sarcastic Quote Card
by Say It With Ink
$5.00 $6.00
