Detention Cards

Description: I am one with The Force, The Force is with me.

Description: Going to Detention? Might need it!

Description: Wrote the raven, "Nevermore."

Description: As You Wish

Description: Breakfast Club illustration

Description: This design was made by MelissaJoyCreative with your everyday style and gifting in mind!

Description: Punk Band

Description: Enjoy.

Description: Enjoy the design!

Description: Offense: existing near the potions lab. A mock detention slip from a school that only exists on your merch table — dry, deadpan, entirely original.

Description: Can you describe the ruckus

Description: "I will not quack at the principal," the lines that the team has to write on the chalkboards in detention after quacking at the principal in the 1992 hockey film _The Mighty Ducks_.

Description: A bold school humor graphic featuring large black-and-white distressed typography that reads Straight Outta Detention. The boxed layout, grunge texture, and block letter style create a rebellious classroom parody vibe. This visual blends detention jokes, student sarcasm, teacher humor, school discipline comedy, and meme-inspired typography into a sharp, high-contrast statement with a playful academic edge.

Description: DETENTION DEGENRATES

Description: Devil horn hand symbol with the text Don't Mess with the Bull Young Man You'll Get the Horns from the Breakfast Club

Description: Montoya Detention

Description: Love Art, Love Vitalitee

Description: Sometimes the best remedy is repetition.

Description: A dark school detention club design featuring a skull and crossed bones, perfect for students, teachers, and fans of gothic school humor.

Description: High school in the 80's

Description: A quote on the state of the world by Mr. John Bender.

Description: He knows what he did. A tiny hamster serving time inside a wine glass with absolutely no remorse. Perfect for hamster lovers, rodent fans and anyone who enjoys cute animals in inexplicably dramatic situations.

Description: Festive? Yes. Well-behaved? Absolutely not. The perfect holiday fit for anyone who treats December like a disciplinary speedrun.

Description: 01/03/2026 will be remembered as Cleanup Day after Maduro's arrest by Donald Trump.

Description: 01/03/2026 will be remembered as Cleanup Day after Maduro's arrest by Donald Trump.

Description: 01/03/2026 will be remembered as Cleanup Day after Maduro's arrest by Donald Trump.

Description: The Breakfast Club

Description: Description: Detention Squad, reporting for duty! A bold military-style parody design for the class clowns and troublemakers who know their way to the detention room. Great funny back-to-school shirt for students who wear their reputation with pride.

Description: Lunch, Recess And Detention Marcy Playground

Description: Dialysis humor meets detention center and prison sentence typography in this relatable design for dialysis patients and kidney disease communities. A bold way to acknowledge dialysis day, renal treatment, and the strength it takes to keep going. Ideal for patients, caregivers, family members, healthcare supporters, and anyone who understands life on dialysis.

Description: Detention Deputy It's Not For the Weak Job Title

Description: Make a powerful and provoking statement with this "Who Would Jesus Deport?" design. Featuring a bold, colorful 70s retro groovy font style with a heavily distressed vintage finish. Perfect for human rights activists, progressive Christians, political nerds, and anyone who stands for social justice and compassion. Great for peaceful rallies, charity events, university campus wear, or as a meaningful sarcastic gift for friends.

Description: Doctor Detention design with retro sci fi style and bold text.

Description: I am Groot

Description: For the correctional nurse who shows up with dignity and skill every single shift. "Correctional Nurse: Care Beyond Bars" with a shield accent — "Dignity in Every Dose." A respectful gift for nurses in correctional and detention healthcare.

Description: Oh Cluck - Original artwork by Lisa Fedele