Dishes Cards
Description: A smug roast turkey points proudly at itself while a guilty-looking bread roll, mashed potatoes, stuffing, and pumpkin pie line up beside it under the words "Turkey Has Zero Carbs, The Sides Do Not." Made for type 1 and type 2 diabetics who know exactly where the carbs hide on a holiday table, plus the family cooks and hosts who make all those sides. A fun pick for Thanksgiving dinner, holiday gatherings, or Diabetes Awareness Month in November.
Turkey Has Zero Carbs The Sides Do Not Funny Diabetes Thanksgiving, Smug Roast Turkey and Guilty Side Dishes, Diabetic Carb Humor Card
by SmashYou Warllow
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A funny and relatable parenting quote making a lighthearted point about kids, chores, and screen time.
If A Child Can Work A Tablet, Phone Or Game They Can Work A Broom, Mop & Dishes! Card
by Mysterio Studio
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Everyone has a soundtrack for getting through the day, and some playlists switch moods faster than a broken radio. One minute, there is enough guitar energy to make a broom look like a concert microphone, and the next, a sad melody turns folding laundry into a heartbreaking farewell scene. Normal chores come with dramatic pauses, strange dance moves, and facial expressions worthy of a music video. Nobody asked for a performance, yet every task gets a full production, complete with imaginary spotlights and a finale. The funniest part is how seriously the music is taken while doing something as ordinary as wiping a table. By the end, the work might be finished, but the imaginary concert deserves at least three encores and a confused audience!
My playlist is 90% desperate guitar tracks and 10% sad songs for doing the dishes Card
by englishlearning
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Pyrex ,Dish, Dishes, Bowl, Glassware ,Kitchenware, Thrift, Retro, Vintage, Collector, Cooking , Nostalgia ,Mid Century
Pyrex Colonial Mist Floral, Pyrex Collectors,Vintage Pyrex Card
by Tarzom Fine
$5.00 $6.00
Description: The situation has been assessed. The situation is the dishes. This design captures the full emotional range of the domestic condition — the shock, the foam, the Drama Soap, the neighbor at the window who has apparently come to watch. 'I'm Not Here to Make Friends' is not a personality statement. It is a report from the sink. The bitter truth was already on the label. Dreamy aesthetics for nightmare housework.
I'm Not Here to Make Friends --- My Reality Is the Dishes Retro Dark Humor Card
by Wrong Century
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Culinary desires usually starts with gourmet recipes, but dinner planning is ultimately governed by an intense terror of sink cleanup. Choosing what to cook has nothing to do with nutritional balance or exquisite seasonings; the deciding factor is how many pots, pans, and utensils will end up coated in grease. If an entree demands two bowls, a cutting board, and a colander, it is immediately disqualified from consideration. Instead, you favor items that can be heated in a solitary skillet and consumed directly from the hot cookware with a solitary spoon. Plate usage is deemed an unnecessary domestic hazard. The humor honors extreme domestic indolence, showing how people happily swap culinary quality for leaving the sink empty after dinner.
My kitchen strategy is strictly based on whatever meal requires washing the fewest dishes Card
by englishlearning
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A sophisticated black cat is silently “Judging Your Side Dishes” in this sassy Thanksgiving design. Wearing cat-eye glasses and a bow while sitting behind bowls of holiday favorites, the unimpressed feline brings plenty of attitude to the dinner table. A funny design for black cat lovers, cat moms, foodies and anyone with strong opinions about Thanksgiving sides.
Description: Retro lettering and illustrated side dishes celebrate the best parts of Thanksgiving dinner.
I’m Just Here for the Sides Funny Thanksgiving Food Card
by larryn gitis
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Either you like Pyrex, or you're wrong...so true for collectors and fans of vintage Pyrex kitchenware! Vintage kitchen dishes, bowls, cups and coffee pot in eye-pleasing retro colors and popular patterns (Spring Blossom, Gooseberry, Starburst and Foulard).
Either You Like Pyrex or You're Wrong - Vintage Kitchenware Card
by SmokyKitten
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A girl lounging on the couch scrolling through her phone while the kitchen sink overflows with dirty dishes, with the ironic text "I WILL DO THE DISHES." The ultimate white lie for anyone who procrastinates on chores and for the roommate who always says they'll clean up "later." Perfect for a White Lie Party or anyone who lives in organized chaos. Makes a great gift for your favorite messy roommate.
I Will Do The Dishes – Funny White Lie Party Roommate Humor Card
by ART BY Z
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Here for the sides! Smiling mashed potatoes with gravy, macaroni and cheese, and a buttered dinner roll celebrate the best part of Thanksgiving dinner. For food lovers who save room for the side dishes. Playful Thanksgiving and Friendsgiving humor with chunky retro lettering and warm autumn colors.
