Dorothy Parker Cards

Description: Dorothy Parker quote: What fresh hell is this?

Description: Dorothy Parker was an American poet, writer, critic, and satirist based in New York; she was best known for her wit, wisecracks, and eye for 20th-century urban foibles.

Description: With this image, we celebrate American poet and satirist Dorothy Parker.

Description: dorothy parker floral print - "what fresh hell is this"

Description: Dorothy Parker: If I abstain from fun and such, I’ll probably amount to much, But I shall stay the way I am, Because I do not give a damn.

Description: The Dorothy Parker design features the award winning poet, critic, satirist and screenwriter. Inspired by one of the founding members of the Algonquin Round Table, celebrate the ready wit and sharp eye of Dorothy Parker with this original design.

Description: Dorothy Parker was an American poet, writer, critic, and satirist. She was a witty wisecracker "What fresh hell is this?"

Description: Dorothy Parker was an American poet, writer, critic, and satirist. She was a witty wisecracker "Living well is the best revenge."

Description: With this image, we celebrate American poet and satirist Dorothy Parker.

Description: Dorothy Parker was an American poet, writer, critic, and satirist. She was a witty wisecracker "The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue."

Description: Dorothy Parker was an American poet, writer, critic, and satirist. She was a witty wisecracker "Don't look at me in that tone of voice."

Description: Dorothy Parker quote: I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.

Description: Dorothy Parker quote: The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires.

Description: Inventory by Dorothy Parker Four be the things I am wiser to know: Idleness, sorrow, a friend, and a foe. Four be the things I’d been better without: Love, curiosity, freckles, and doubt. Three be the things I shall never attain: Envy, content, and sufficient champagne. Three be the things I shall have till I die: Laughter and hope and a sock in the eye.

Description: Indian Summer by Dorothy Parker In youth, it was a way I had To do my best to please, And change, with every passing lad To suit his theories. But now I know the things I know, And do the things I do; And if you do not like me so, To hell, my love, with you!

Description: Dorothy Parker was an American poet, writer, critic, and satirist. She was a witty wisecracker "Never complain; never explain."

Description: With this image, we celebrate American poet and satirist Dorothy Parker.

Description: Dorothy Parker quote: That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.

Description: Résumé by Dorothy Parker Razors pain you; Rivers are damp; Acids stain you; And drugs cause cramp. Guns aren’t lawful; Nooses give; Gas smells awful; You might as well live.

Description: Dorothy Parker (née Rothschild; August 22, 1893 – June 7, 1967) was an American poet, writer, critic, and satirist based in New York; she was best known for her wit, wisecracks, and eye for 20th-century urban foibles.

Description: Dorothy Parker quote: It's not the tragedies that kill us; it's the messes.

Description: Dorothy Parker quote: And if my heart be scarred and burned, The safer, I, for all I learned;

Description: Dorothy Parker quote: I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it.

Description: Dorothy Parker quote: Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.

Description: It is everchanging.

Description: Dorothy Parker quote: There's a hell of a distance between wise-cracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wise-cracking is simply calisthenics with words.

Description: "This level reach of blue is not my sea; Here are sweet waters, pretty in the sun, Whose quiet ripples meet obediently, A marked and measured line, one after one."

Description: "For heaven’s sake, children, Fascism isn’t coming — it’s here. It’s dreadful. Stop it." - Dorothy Parker - Channel vintage wit to confront modern tyranny with this powerful historical reminder. Stand against oppression with timeless words that still resonate today. Makes a great gift for history buffs and free-thinkers.

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Description: There's always something...

Description: If curiosity is a curse, may I be struck by it, and never recover.

Description: Vintage Classic Movie poster - Old Yeller - Dorothy McGuire - Fess Parker

Description: What fresh hell is this?