Double Espresso Cards

Description: A wide-eyed, over-caffeinated sloth clutches a double espresso in "Caffeine Elevation // Functionality Zero," a productivity log with an accelerated heart rate, output deliberately stalled, small-talk tolerance at -40% and a status of "vibrating at workstation." Jittery, useless and built for anyone who drinks four coffees and still gets nothing done. A fun pick for coffee addicts, office workers, sloth lovers, or the coworker who is always on their third cup.

Description: This must be where pies go when they die.

Description: Santa sipping coffee in simple black doodle line art accompanies a funny request for extra espresso on Christmas morning.

Description: ☕ FUELED BY COFFEE. READY FOR MEETINGS… OR AT LEAST FAKE IT! Two double shots and suddenly that 9 AM meeting seems almost possible. 😎 This funny caffeine-powered bird design is made for office workers, coffee lovers, coworkers, managers, and anyone who knows that looking productive and feeling productive are two very different things. Perfect for Monday mornings, endless meetings, busy workdays, office humor, coworker gifts, and caffeine addicts who need a double shot before joining the next call. A fun gift for your work bestie, coworker, boss, employee—or yourself when another meeting could definitely have been an email.

Description: running on coffee, anxiety and inappropriate humor

Description: High-energy caffeine humor illustration of an overloaded cat clutching an entire glass coffee pot, a mug, and a shoulder-slung drainage hose.

Description: a long list of coffee variations consumed by a coffee adict