Elsewhere Cards
Description: A hilarious anti-holiday design featuring a grumpy green monster covering his ears with the text "Let It Snow Elsewhere!". Perfect for introverts and anyone who prefers sarcastic Christmas humor.
Let It Snow Elsewhere Funny Christmas Grump Card
by Tgtbtw_podcast
$5.00 $6.00
Mentally elsewhere Still making moves | GYM wear | Spirit Card
by Aloenalone
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A surreal astral gateway under a dissolving sunset sky—this artwork channels Blood Incantation’s cosmic death metal vision. Sci-fi ruins, alien domes, and cracked celestial steps evoke mystery beyond space and time.
Blood Incantation – Absolute Elsewhere Cosmic Portal Card
by SketchSoulStudio
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A sarcastic gray cat wearing oversized glasses sits in front of a laptop beneath the phrase "Physically Present, Mentally Elsewhere." This humorous artwork perfectly captures the feeling of mentally checking out while surviving meetings, office life, remote work, or long days at the computer. A great gift for office workers, programmers, developers, students, introverts, and anyone with a dry sense of humor.
Description: Crimson pyramids rise from an astral desert beneath twin moons and starlit void—this cosmic death metal vision evokes ancient aliens, lost knowledge, and Blood Incantation’s mystic heaviness.
Blood Incantation – Absolute Elsewhere Alien Pyramid Dreamscape Card
by Toongirl18
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Mentally Somewhere Else is a funny retro typography design for anyone whose body is here but mind is definitely somewhere else. Featuring bold vintage lettering, playful arrows, stars, and wandering details, it brings an effortlessly quirky streetwear vibe. Perfect for fans of sarcastic humor, relatable quotes, retro graphics, and vintage typography. A fun choice for casual weekends, parties, outdoor adventures, or simply escaping reality without actually going anywhere. Looks great on T-shirts, hoodies, stickers, and other everyday accessories. Grab it for yourself or gift it to that friend who is always mentally somewhere else.