Elsewhere Hats
Description: St. Eligius Hospital, nicknamed St. Elsewhere, is a decaying urban teaching hospital in Boston's South End neighborhood. St. Eligius was founded in 1935 by Father Joseph McCabe, a Roman Catholic priest who took on the responsibility of caring for the city's needy. In January 1956, the City of Boston bought the hospital from the church. The hospital got its nickname because when the poor of the city went to other hospitals in the area, they were told to go "elsewhere." Those refused service at other hospitals, however, were welcomed warmly at St. Eligius Hospital.
Description: Absolute Elsewhere (2024) Album by Blood Incantation - Album Tracklist Poster
Absolute Elsewhere (2024) by Blood Incantation Hat
by Wear the Music
$12 $19
Description: An spacey cat joke that every distracted student, bored worker, and chronic daydreamer will wear with absolute pride. Wonderful gift for cat lovers, funny coworker present, or hilarious design for anyone whose mind is miles away during long meetings.
Mentally Elsewhere Funny Daydreamer Cat Gift Hat
by Say It With Ink
$12 $19
Description: body's completely melted into the surface, legs pointing in four unrelated directions, and the mind has left the building entirely. this orange tabby isn't sleeping, isn't resting, just fully checked out on every level simultaneously. Because someone had to say it.
Fully Limp Mentally Elsewhere — Orange Tabby Relaxed Cat Hat
by Cutetopia Archive
$12 $19
Description: Cosmic death metal meets ancient mystery in this surreal Blood Incantation design. Red pyramids rise through swirling space, backed by alien planets and galactic storms. For fans of psychedelic riffs and interdimensional heaviness.
Blood Incantation – Pyramids of Absolute Elsewhere Hat
by VerilaArt
$12 $19
Description: Astronaut helmet hand-drawn illustration featuring an alien landscape reflected inside the visor. This mysterious cosmic design shows a space helmet with mountains, an orange alien sun, two lavender moons, and stars visible through the teal visor like looking at another world. A red antenna light sits on top. Drawn pixel by pixel in MS Paint with wobbly outlines and flat colors. Perfect for space dreamers, astronaut fans, sci-fi lovers, and anyone whose mind is always elsewhere in the cosmos.
Astronaut Helmet Space Elsewhere — Hand-Drawn Alien Landscape Visor Illustration Hat
by PixelOrbits
$12 $19
Description: "If I give you a straw, will you go suck the joy out of someone else's day?" Offers the perfect shutdown for chronic negativity with zero effort and maximum sass. Short, savage, and conversation-ending. Makes a great gift for anyone tired of toxic people.
Here's a Straw Go Suck Joy Elsewhere - Brutally Funny Sarcasm Hat
by Quiet Storm
$12 $19
Description: Attendance: Full. Attention: Elsewhere. Because physically showing up is literally all you promised. Whether you're staring out the window, mentally on a beach, or just nodding along while thinking about lunch, this design tells the whole truth. The perfect back-to-school shirt for students, college kids, and anyone who has perfected the art of being present without actually being present. Bold, minimal, and brutally relatable.
Attendance Full Attention Elsewhere Funny Sarcastic Student T-Shirt Hat
by HopeAndHustle
$12 $19
Description: For those hilarious moments when your body replies but your mind is already miles away. This highly relatable text design perfectly describes the awkward lag of a frozen social battery. Ideal for introverts and daydreamers.
Reacted After Brain Was Elsewhere Funny Brain Fog Typography Hat
by Masoki
$12 $19
Description: A surreal astral gateway under a dissolving sunset sky—this artwork channels Blood Incantation’s cosmic death metal vision. Sci-fi ruins, alien domes, and cracked celestial steps evoke mystery beyond space and time.
Blood Incantation – Absolute Elsewhere Cosmic Portal Hat
by SketchSoulStudio
$12 $19
Mentally Elsewhere Emotionally Vibing Cute White Cat Headphones Hat
by Frexolla_studio
$12 $19
