Executive Cards

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Description: Executive Dysfunction is like herding cats.

Description: Mooney Executive

Description: Donald Trump loves his "executive time" - watching television and tweeting to the world. This shirt is the perfect gift for any wannabe US president and entrepreneur exec.

Description: This pink brain is just out here embracing the chaos. “ADHD: All Day Hyperactive Dumpsterfires” — because if you know, you know. This neurodivergent humor design is perfect for anyone living that overstimulated, executive-dysfunction-fueled, sparkle-brain lifestyle. Great for ADHD warriors, spoonies, neurospicy icons, and anyone who’s ever gone full mental tab explosion before 10 AM. Wear it proud. Or forget you bought it until it shows up in the mail — we support that too.

Description: Never go with a hippie to a second location, wise words from Jack Donaghy.

Description: Hope you like it.

Description: Welcome to the chaos squad, where the thoughts are fast, the sleep is optional, and the fidget toys are mandatory. This grungy, distressed design celebrates the neurospicy experience in all its caffeinated glory. Whether you’re hyperfocusing at 2 AM or spiraling in a sensory storm, this one gets it.

Description: Instant executive assistant, just add coffee

Description: Everyone who travels or takes a trip sometimes feels like and Executive Sherpa.

Description: Berry Gordy III (born November 28, 1929), known professionally as Berry Gordy Jr., is an American retired record executive, record producer, songwriter, film producer and television producer. He is best known as the founder of the Motown record label and its subsidiaries, which was the highest-earning African-American business for decades.

Description: Special Operations Executive. Perfect for veterans, military history enthusiasts, gamers and model builders. Also makes a cool WW2 gift for dad, mom, son, daughter, husband, wife, grandma and grandpa at Christmas and birthdays. Looking for S.O.E., British spy, Winston Churchill or special operations tees, shirts and hoodies? We got you.

Description: Bob Morton is the hot young exec and founder of the RoboCop program for Security Concepts, a department of OCP. When someone crashed the threesome's soiree, Bob, the big VP doesn't stand for it.

Description: Grab this for your sweetheart, husband, wife, boyfriend, girlfriend, family, friends or someone special.Perfect for any occasion and also make a great gift.

Description: I Am The Executive Of This Dysfunction Goose

Description: Executive Assistant Ninja

Description: executive member vintage

Description: Grab this for your sweetheart, husband, wife, boyfriend, girlfriend, family, friends or someone special.Perfect for any occasion and also make a great gift.

Description: Meet the Chief Bark Officer of the Canine Executive Division. This premium retro mascot design features a confident Golden Retriever executive running the office with loyalty, leadership, and plenty of tail-wagging enthusiasm. Sitting behind a desk in a business suit with laptop and coffee in hand, this hilarious corporate dog design is perfect for professionals who love dogs and workplace humor. Whether you're a Golden Retriever owner, dog lover, manager, executive, entrepreneur, remote worker, office employee, or simply someone who believes dogs would run companies better than humans, this funny graphic tee delivers the perfect blend of business humor and canine charm. Designed in a premium retro advertising style with bold typography

Description: Executive Director Job Title

Description: Perfect to wear at a party and make people laugh, entertain your friends with this awesome design, make people laugh on the street wearing this design, get this as a present for your friend, boyfriend, girlfriend, wife, husband,...

Description: The Only Trench Coat With No Belt by Morty!

Description: A gorgeously fussy, old-world scrollwork frame around a very modern confession: "Executive Function? Never met her." Hand-lettered in ornate vintage type, this one's for anyone whose to-do list has never once been finished on time. Relatable, a little unhinged, and unapologetically funny — perfect for the ADHD and neurodivergent crowd who'd rather laugh about it than cry about it.

Description: A Witty and relatable typewriter style design, redefining ADHD for neurodivergent minds. Perfect for anyone who isn’t distracted but simply operating on a completely different cosmic frequency.

Description: A humorous statement for executive assistants. Great for anyone who enjoys relatable workplace humor. This design is a fun way to express personality.

Description: If It Isn't The Consequences Of My Executive Dysfunction Funny ADHD Quote Perfect for anyone who loves sharing good vibes and a bright smile everywhere they go. The design is available in a variety of colors and sizes, making it a great choice for everybody of all ages.

Description: Vote for the goodest leader of them all! This Executive Pawsident Leading With Treats design features a charming Golden Retriever delivering a campaign speech with a promise every dog can support—more treats. Perfect for dog lovers, Golden Retriever owners, pet parents, animal enthusiasts, and anyone who enjoys funny political parody designs. Featuring patriotic elements, adorable canine charm, and retro-inspired artwork, this design is ideal for dog moms, dog dads, pet lovers, and fans of humorous election-themed apparel. Whether you're celebrating your favorite four-legged candidate or simply showing your love for dogs, this playful design is guaranteed to bring smiles everywhere you go.

Description: No executives. No function. Just vibes. Same chunky, maximalist bubble lettering as our original design, recolored solid white to pop against dark-colored apparel. Loud shape, quiet palette — still the same unapologetic executive-dysfunction humor underneath. For the ADHD and neurodivergent crowd who'd rather vibe than function.

Description: No executives. No function. Just vibes. Loud, chunky, rainbow-outlined bubble letters glowing off a black background — because if the to-do list isn't happening, the aesthetic still can. Same unapologetic executive-dysfunction humor as our ornate line, remixed into a bold, maximalist, psychedelic type treatment. For the ADHD and neurodivergent crowd who'd rather vibe than function.

Description: No executives. No function. Just vibes. Same chunky, maximalist bubble lettering as our original design, recolored solid black for a clean, high-contrast look on light-colored apparel. Loud shape, quiet palette — still the same unapologetic executive-dysfunction humor underneath. For the ADHD and neurodivergent crowd who'd rather vibe than function.

Description: The death of Steven Seagal's character in the 1996 thriller, "Executive Decision", as he flys out the top of a stealth bomber.

Description: This humorous design features a relatable quote for those in demanding roles who appreciate dark workplace humor. It highlights the intense nature of being an account executive with a witty statement.

Description: Adorable mini executive with her briefcase and iced coffee, ready for business.

Description: Someone has to be in charge of the chaos. Featuring a professionally dressed frog with a serious executive attitude, this funny office-inspired design is perfect for managers, supervisors, coworkers.

Description: Perfect mug for sales departments! Buy in bulk.

Description: A tiny executive with a serious face, briefcase in hand and coffee ready for the day.