Existential Cards
Description: Hail The Goat, Nothing Else Works"—because at this point, dark forces are the only ones picking up your calls. Perfect for witches, goth girls, and corporate ghouls who have tried manifestation, productivity hacks, and sheer willpower—only to realize it’s all pointless. Whether you're burning sage in the breakroom, sacrificing your soul to deadlines, or just accepting that chaos reigns, this gothic typography design is a tribute to giving up in style. Wear it to the office, the underworld, or your next failed attempt at caring—because let’s be real, if hard work worked, we wouldn’t be here.
Hail The Goat Nothing Else Works - Gothic Occult Office Humor Card
by Nemons
$5.00 $6.00
Description: It's more than a mood, isn't it? When you want people to know you are tired of questioning not only you existence, but the universe in its entirety, then this design is for you! Also for Spaghetti Lovers of any kind. :)
I wish I was full of Spaghetti Instead of Existential Dread Card
by Apathecary by Rachael K
$5.00 $6.00
Waiting for The Big Beautiful Obituary Funny Saying Quote Card
by NovaNest Apparel ☆☆☆☆☆
$5.00 $6.00
Living the Dream One Nightmare at a Time - White Card
by Side Quest Studios
$5.00 $6.00
Description: If you're into vaporwave music, aesthetics, capitalism, and the nihilistic neon culture of the 1990s -- then this aesthetic shirt is just for you. This rad, funny, and existential seapunk 90s t shirt makes the perfect gift or birthday present for anyone caught in the digital meme plaza.
Description: Existential Crisis Raccoon T-shirt - Unisex Jersey Tee - Trash Panda Meme Existing in this Economy Funny
Existential Crisis Raccoon T-shirt - Unisex Jersey Tee - Trash Panda Meme Existing in this Economy Funny Card
by Only2k
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Perfect for fans of dark humor and existential musings. A witty nod to life's endless struggles.
Living the Dream Sisyphus Sarcastic Life's Existential Struggles Card
by Anticorporati
$5.00 $6.00
Delight In The Absurd - Absurdist Absurdity Existential - Albert Camus - Philosophy Philosopher - Professor Teacher Student Card
by Epic Shaynanigans
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Albert Camus black and white: I opened myself to the gentle indifference of the world
Copy of Albert Camus black and white: I opened myself to the gentle indifference of the world Card
by artbleed2
$5.00 $6.00
Copy of owl with a sartre quote: L'enfer c'est les autres Card
by artbleed2
$5.00 $6.00
Little Ray of Existential Dread Mental Health Sarcasm Card
by Anticorporati
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Introducing "Dark Magic Won’t Fix Me"—because at this point, not even a full moon ritual and a blood sacrifice could turn this disaster around. Perfect for witches, goth girls, and burned-out souls who have officially given up on self-improvement and are now just vibing in the abyss. Whether you’re hexing your workload, staring into the void, or attempting to resurrect your motivation (RIP), this gothic typography design lets the world know you’ve tried everything—spells, potions, caffeine—and nothing’s working. Wear it to the office, the graveyard, or your next existential crisis—because let’s be honest, even the darkest magic has its limits.
Copy of Albert Camus TEXT: il faut imaginer sisyphe heureux Card
by artbleed2
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Finally, the shirt that just comes out and says it. "Nothing Is Real." is the most devastatingly calm, perfectly punctuated existential crisis ever printed on a white tee — delivered in bold retro groovy typography with a period so final it somehow makes the whole thing even funnier.
Description: Honor the rebel philosopher of the absurd with this sleek Camus Autograph tee. With his cool demeanor, trench coat style, and brooding intellect, Albert Camus embodied mid-century existentialism and resistance. This design captures the elegance and edge of a writer who challenged the universe to explain itself — and didn’t wait for an answer.
