Existential Merch

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Description: Life is a dreadful existence.

Description: Irrepressible Thoughts of Death and Cellulite

Description: Existential Emergency

Description: Who needs a weighted blanket when you’ve got...

Description: Anyone else starting their days at 5AM with intense, unshakable doom spiraling??? Just me??

Description: Hope you like it!

Description: You feel, therefore you're feelin' existential! Become an instant philosopher and pontificate about the nature of human existence at coffee shops, book clubs and parties!

Description: That feeling of the fear of existence. 存在的な恐怖

Description: Introducing "Fueled by Coffee and Existential Dread" because nothing gets you through the day quite like crippling anxiety and an absurd amount of caffeine. Perfect for college students, overworked coffee addicts, and anyone who wakes up every morning wondering, "Why?" Whether you’re cramming for exams, avoiding responsibilities, or just contemplating the void between sips, this vintage cartoon grim reaper design understands your struggle. Life is meaningless, but at least coffee tastes good. Wear it to class, the library, or your next caffeine-induced panic spiral because let’s be honest, at this point, coffee is the only thing keeping you (sort of) functional.

Description: A minimal typography design, of the words existential dread in white text. Looks best on classic black and other strong colors.

Description: Funny Existential Philosophy Or Just Sparkling-Anxiety. It's only existentialism if it comes from the existentialist area of France. Otherwise it's just sparkling-anxiety! Make sure you get your bottle of bubbly from the right source or it's just a cheap fizzy knock-off champagne existential dread under another name. A perfect humorous, sophisticated, existentialist gift for a philosophy lover college student, teacher, professor or friend who studies the classic thinkers from Pythagoras and Aristotle to Kierkegaard, Nietzsche, Dostoyevsky, Heidegger, Sartre and Camus.

Description: Today's mantra - Embrace the Existential Dread! With artwork featuring a Red panda, wearing sunglasses and in front of a rainbow. Colourful crazy existential crisis. Art by Sarah ( TechraNova )

Description: but what if I'm not silly enough

Description: The More You Know...Embrace The Existential Dread

Description: supercalifragilistic EXISTENTIAL CRISIS

Description: A stylized lettering of the phrase "Pretty sure I seized the wrong day" combining handwritten and bold fonts to create contrast and dynamism. Inspired by the idea of ​​"carpe diem" in reverse, this design expresses that feeling of having bet on the wrong day. Ideal for those with a sarcastic sense of humor and who know that not every day has to be a success.

Description: ⛥ Embrace The Existential Dread ⛥

Description: According to Dictionary.com, the word of the year 2019 is Existential, which perfectly describes the world we are all living in. Celebrate the Existential Crisis with some dread!

Description: Here's To Feeling Good All The Time - existential

Description: The Kitten and the Skull

Description: Existential Oblivion T-Shirt - confront the void of existential oblivion with this nihilist parody design. Perfect for those long days of contemplation over a pizza.

Description: we all experience it, some of us are experiencing it right now.

Description: The Joy Of Existential Dread. Life is a dreadful existence.

Description: A minimal typography design, of the phrase hang in there it gets worse, in white text. Very retro. Looks best on classic black and other strong colors.

Description: ALONE....ALONE...ALONE...ALONEEEE.ALLLLONE

Description: Because sometimes you don’t put out the fire, you bring the gas. Join the elite squad of chaos enablers with this adorable-yet-apocalyptic raccoon tee. Whether you're emotionally unavailable, chronically online, or just here for the meltdown, this shirt says: “I saw the disaster... and made it worse.” Join the elite Dumpster Fire Response Team - Perfect for work, group chats, or standing proudly in front of your life choices with a lit match and no regrets

Description: A classic Front and Back typography design with the word why on the front and why not on the back, in white text. Funny questions make good conversation. Looks best on classic black and other strong colors. NOTE only the Classic t-shirt has a front and back print. The sticker, magnet and pin only has Why? printed on it.

Description: who am you? noodle tee: Humble designs for regular weirdos. Dreamt up by a 4 year old, designed by their dad (me).

Description: Existential Dread

Description: I'm not a boy or a girl; I'm an existential nightmare.

Description: A text art design of the words i am the drama. Looks best on classic black and other strong colors.

Description: @andremuller.art

Description: Overcoming existential dread by embracing the void. Nihilism beliefs and existential dread consists of feelings of isolation, anxiety, angst, fear, and loneliness. Designs appeal to those into existential psychology, philosophy, comics, art, memes, statements and quotes. Don't fear, panic or distress. Enjoy life!

Description: Just love it.