Fail Cards

Description: I guess I’ll die

Description: A shirt for all my low rollers and cursed dice

Description: By failing to plan you are planning to fail

Description: Parody tech design using chemistry-style blocks to spell “Breaking Prod.” Perfect for developers, engineers, or sysadmins dealing with production bugs and deployment chaos. Funny and nerdy tech humor.

Description: Show your dice who's boss. Don't tolerate the disloyal that role those critical fails. Lock them up and throw away the key!

Description: No Skiing Today.

Description: No Skiing Today.

Description: No Skiing Today.

Description: No Skiing Today.

Description: Eipc Design

Description: They Will Stop Me From Succeeding.

Description: When all game plans go out of the window.

Description: Let your dungeon master know who you really are...just a murder hobo.

Description: You can't stand Ishigan...now SHOW IT with this AWESOME design!!!

Description: Sometimes the dice are kind. Sometimes... well, you know the rest. Whether you're laughing at someone else's (critical) failure or mourning the loss of your own beloved character to the cruel hand of RNG, celebrate the most hated of all dice rolls with this fantastic new RockBottle Fandom Fave Design!

Description: A hilarious tribute to the heartbreak of a natural 1! This emotional D&D shirt captures the pain of bad rolls with a dramatic twist — perfect for roleplayers who wear their failures with pride.

Description: Love a rescue pet!

Description: Sorry, but I simply cannot ADULT today. I failed my ADULTING check.

Description: You Only Fail When You Stop Trying design

Description: Faking it like a professional since forever.

Description: Funny Critical Fail D20 Dice - Don't Worry Everything Won't Be Ok

Description: I trusted the pixels, but the pixels had other plans. Perfect for graphic designers, digital artists, and anyone who has ever fought with Photoshop and lost.

Description: Bring the laughs to dinner with this funny thanksgiving design featuring a panicked turkey spilling pie and saying 'Well, shit...'. Perfect gift for home cooks, bakers, and anyone who loves hilarious holiday humor!

Description: When its all gone wrong and you're all out of options, just remember...

Description: When you fail miserably If you post on instagram please use #marcelomoretti90

Description: Music Speaks when Words Fail. Let the music speak.

Description: Black writing

Description: hate is always foolish

Description: Cant beat him at the polls, cant take him out. HES COMING and theyre scrambling.

Description: Built by Bad Days

Description: Dungeon Master, Fighter, Wizard, Paladin, Rogue, Ranger, Cleric, Barbarian or any other class don't miss this funny death defying design. Role-playing table top design features skull and die on a 1 crit failure roll.

Description: Oh, you want to seduce the dragon? You can certainly try...

Description: Oh, you want to seduce the dragon? You can certainly try...

Description: When you role a 1 and the cube devours you...

Description: Have your dice been naughty or nice this year?