Fat People Cards

Description: Don't worry if you are a bit larger than you want to be, you're safe. Fat people are hard to kidnap!

Description: 45 ACP - Because sometimes short, fat and slow will do the job - funny short fat people jokes

Description: Be Nice To Fat People Humor

Description: Funny fat people are harder to kidnap saying

Description: I'm not fat, I'm just easy to see

Description: Fat & Proud

Description: A truly radical proposal: treat fat people like people!

Description: It’s like he can’t see that we’re right here, Bob. (Inspired by the incredible Maintenance Phase podcast)

Description: This humorous and cheeky design says, "Fat People Are Hard to Kidnap," blending bold confidence with dark humor. Perfect for those who embrace body positivity and love a good laugh. Great for t-shirts, mugs, and gifts that stand out with sass and self-love.

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Description: People like to joke about it, but it's true. If you're fat, then people who are trying to kidnap you are going to have a really hard time to so. Maybe that's the way to go in order to protect yourself.

Description: "If Guns Kill People, Then Spoons Make People Fat" humorously underscores the responsibility of individuals over objects. It points out the illogic of blaming tools for actions taken by people.

Description: People who love cocktail, vodka, tequila, beer, whiskey and wine and drinking are sure to love this hip short sleeve tee design. These are a awesome tee with cool sayings, funny graphics, and Beer Lover theme.

Description: People like to joke about it, but it's true. If you're fat, then people who are trying to kidnap you are going to have a really hard time to so. Maybe that's the way to go in order to protect yourself.

Description: People like to joke about it, but it's true. If you're fat, then people who are trying to kidnap you are going to have a really hard time to so. Maybe that's the way to go in order to protect yourself.

Description: fat people are harder to kidnap

Description: I’M NOT JACK BLACK

Description: fat people are harder to kidnap

Description: Fat People Are Harder To Kidnap. Body positive Harder people

Description: Funny my stomach is flat quote fat joke chubby fun cat lover. My stomach is flat the L is just silent, this is a great gift for fat people who love cats, Funny fat cat illustration for folks who love to make fun with their friends and family . Sarcastic my stomach is fat pun humour quote gift for cats pets lovers. Funny my stomach is flat quote fat joke chubby fun girl boy design includes text and hand drawn fat cat illustration. fat cat creative saying design for girls boys men women daughter son mom dad grandpa and grandma. Make them happy by clicking add to cart.

Description: fat people are harder to kidnap

Description: fat people are harder to kidnap

Description: A bold, sarcastic statement design for supporters of personal responsibility, freedom, and constitutional rights. Perfect for those who enjoy thought-provoking humor.

Description: BE NICE TO FAT PEOPLE ONE DAY THEY MAY SAVE YOUR LIFE

Description: We've already tried your diet.

Description: This features a cute fat cat with a humorous quote that says 'I have no interest in people today'. It's perfect for cat lovers and anyone who loves a good laugh. The simple yet effective makes it a great gift for friends or family members who appreciate a funny cat .

Description: Fat people, because they are people, deserve abundant, divine love. Show YOUR love for Fat Torah and bringing fat liberation to Jewish life!

Description: People like to joke about it, but it's true. If you're fat, then people who are trying to kidnap you are going to have a really hard time to so. Maybe that's the way to go in order to protect yourself.

Description: Sarcastic if guns kill people pencils misspell words for gun rights advocates, second amendment supporters, and pro 2A humor lovers.

Description: Defend your constitutional rights with a heavy dose of logic and sarcasm! This text-based design tackles the gun control debate head-on with the classic analogy: "If Guns Kill People, I Guess Pencils Misspell Words, Cars Drive Drunk & Spoons Make People Fat." It is the perfect statement piece for responsible gun owners, 2nd Amendment supporters, NRA members, and patriots who believe in personal responsibility. Whether for a gun show, a rally, or just to trigger a debate, this bold white typography graphic speaks the truth loud and clear. Best worn on dark-colored apparel.

Description: This hilarious bear chase design is made for hikers, campers, and outdoor enthusiasts who love pub jokes, climbing mountains, and trail humor. Wear it on your next forest trip or wilderness adventure to make everyone laugh with this witty quote.

Description: I'm not fat. It's the hate growing inside me

Description: A retro-style scene with a large silver flying saucer hovering above a dark forest silhouetted against a sunset with orange and yellow stripes. A beam of blue light shines down from the saucer. Text reads "FAT PEOPLE ARE HARDER TO KIDNAP" and a sign displays "AREA 51".

Description: A satirical statement using everyday objects to spark discussion. Features a bold message built around irony and comparison.

Description: Fat People Are Hard to Kidnap. Fewer than 150 people fat people have been abducted in the United States between 2010–2018. And the federal government estimated of those 50 people, 25 were moderately chubby. Therefore only about 25 of the cases can really be classified as fat person abductions.

Description: A retro-style sunset with stripes of red, orange, and yellow behind silhouetted pine trees. A silver flying saucer hovers above, emitting a blue beam of light. Text above reads "FAT PEOPLE" and "ARE HARDER TO KIDNAP". A shield with "AREA 51" is on the left.