Festus Gunsmoke Cards
Description: Beloved western character, Festus Haggen, with a classic quip spoken to Doc Adams. Great for western fans and cow pokes who love how Festus would spout his wisdom on the problems of the world.
Funny Festus Haggen Quote on Being Ornery Card
by Regarding Trails, Books, Humor, Sports and Other Regards
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Miss Kitty Russell - Gunsmoke Classic Western TV Show Card
by DarkLordPug
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Description: Ride into Dodge with a chuckle! This Festus’ Freight & Mule Company design is a hilarious nod to Gunsmoke’s Festus Haggen, known for his loyal mule and even funnier outlook. With bold Western styling and the slogan “Haulin’ everything but sense”, this design is perfect for classic TV fans and folks who appreciate cowboy comedy.
Festus' Freight & Mule Company Design Gunsmoke Funny Western Card
by Pearlie Jane Creations
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Description: Beloved western character, Festus Haggen, with his take on how to deal with "slipperty" men.
Festus Haggen quote on Slipperty Men Card
by Regarding Trails, Books, Humor, Sports and Other Regards
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Description: Beloved western character, Festus, sure loved his hot coffee, fires and warm vittles! The quote says "It don't make no never mind what happens along the way, as long as there's a warm fire and some vittles when you get to the end of the trail."
Funny Quote from Festus Haggen Card
by Regarding Trails, Books, Humor, Sports and Other Regards
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Description: Beloved western character, Festus Haggen, with his take on how learning something new every day will make you smarter. Great for western fans and cow pokes who love how Festus would spout his wisdom on the problems of the world.
Funny Festus Haggen Quote on Learning Card
by Regarding Trails, Books, Humor, Sports and Other Regards
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Description: Festus Haggen is one of the most iconic characters from the classic TV Western Gunsmoke, famously portrayed by actor and singer Ken Curtis. Introduced in the 1962 episode "Us Haggens", Festus initially arrived in Dodge City to avenge his twin brother's death. He eventually became Marshal Matt Dillon's fiercely loyal, permanent deputy marshal and the structural heart of the series from 1964 until its finale in 1975.
Description: Gunsmoke is an American radio and television Western drama series created by director Norman Macdonnell and writer John Meston. It centered on Dodge City, Kansas, in the 1870s, during the settlement of the American West. The central character is lawman Marshal Matt Dillon, played by William Conrad on radio and James Arness on television.
Matt Dillon - Gunsmoke Classic Western TV Show Card
by DarkLordPug
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Description: Great for western fans and cow pokes who love how Festus would spout his wisdom on the problems of the world.
Funny Festus Haggen Quote on Being Sour Card
by Regarding Trails, Books, Humor, Sports and Other Regards
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I Dont Need Therapy I Just Need To Watch Gunsmoke Card
by GWCVFG
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Description: Great for western fans and cow pokes who love how Festus would spout his wisdom on any subject.
Festus Haggen Quote Card
by Regarding Trails, Books, Humor, Sports and Other Regards
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I Dont Need Therapy I Just Need To Watch Gunsmoke Card
by GWCVFG
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Description: Beloved western character, Festus Haggen, with a classic quip about men who don't like dogs.
Festus Haggen on Men Who Don't Like Dogs Card
by Regarding Trails, Books, Humor, Sports and Other Regards
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Gunsmoke Opening Sequence Classic Western TV Show Card
by DarkLordPug
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