Fictional Business Cards
Fictional Lucio Fulci's Restaurant - Shaun of the Dead Movie Card
by DarkLordPug
$5.00 $6.00
Description: The Dorsia fine dining logo is inspired by the fictional restaurant which Patrick Bateman struggles to get a reservation for in American Psycho
Dorsia Fine Dining logo inspired by American Psycho Card
by CloudCityTees
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Burger World is a fictional fast food restaurant and recurring location in Beavis and Butt-Head. The boys managed to hold part-time jobs there, despite being just awful employees. They routinely wreak havoc as they goof off and fail to perform simple tasks, including taking orders. They have also damaged the drive-thru speaker, rearranged letters on the menu to spell something disgusting or vulgar, fried just about every kind of small creature there is, stolen money from the register, and slowed service so badly that everybody left. Despite all this, the manager has kept them employed. He puts up with their goofing off and never fires them. It's possible that because of the duo's antics, Burger World is a horrible place to work...
Description: Show your love for classic comedy with this weathered, distressed Callahan Auto Parts sign. Perfect for fans of 90s cinema, this retro aesthetic features a worn green oval look that captures the nostalgic spirit of small-town mechanic garages and iconic fictional business history. A great conversation piece.
Description: Welcome to Carnegie Cookie Co, where the cookies are chunky, the chocolate is excessive, and “I’ll just have one” is treated as the opening line of a very short-lived lie. A fictional neighbourhood bakery for anyone who believes a balanced diet means holding a cookie in each hand. Cool fact: The chocolate chip cookie was invented in Massachusetts in the 1930s by Ruth Wakefield, who ran the Toll House Inn.
Description: Finally, a museum for every obsolete charger, mystery key, broken remote and takeaway menu you’ve somehow carried through three house moves. This completely fictional St Kilda institution celebrates the possessions too useless to keep, yet apparently too historically significant to throw away. Wear it proudly while insisting that your enormous box of unidentified cables will definitely come in handy one day. Fun fact: the first commercially available television remote, released in 1950, was connected to the TV by a cable, creating two future museum exhibits at once.
Description: Nobody wants a cheap tatt. But everyone loves a bargain, and Traralgon Discount Ink is here for anyone who believes permanence should never interfere with a good deal. Specialising in bulk body art, mystery designs and questionable decisions made before lunch, this completely fictional tattoo parlour puts quantity ahead of quality and regret somewhere in the fine print. Wear the logo proudly—it’s far safer than letting the mascot anywhere near your skin. Cool fact: Samuel O’Reilly patented the first electric tattoo machine in 1891, adapting the idea from an electric pen invented by Thomas Edison.
