Flatline Cards

Description: Flatline Comics

Description: "Is He Dead Yet?" and an EKG with Donald Trump's signature going into a flatline - funny unisex t-shirts are perfect for Democrats/Liberals who voted against Donald Trump when they voted for Kamala Harris." This humorous t-shirt is for people who wake up every morning to check the news to see if Donald Trump is dead yet, you know, from old age. We don't want anything bad to happen to him, but if he died from old age, I want to know. This hilarious t-shirt is snarky as hell—it says “Is He Dead Yet?” and underneath it there’s an EKG line, but here’s the kicker: the squiggly part isn’t just any heartbeat—it’s literally Donald Trump’s signature. Then it trails off into a flatline. It’s dark humor for sure, super bold and definitely gonna stir

Description: Go vegan and die flatline t-shirt and more. Promote health and well being with the vegan flatline t-shirt.

Description: This is a fake band logo for a made up band for a larp group.

Description: The signal has stopped. "Brain dead" is the visual representation of total mental exhaustion. It’s for the moments when the processing power hits absolute zero, leaving nothing but a hollow shell running on autopilot. A stark, unfeeling flatline.

Description: Flatline Rock Hand

Description: Express your daily workplace frustrations with this witty and minimalist graphic design. Featuring the ironic phrase "My Patience Level: Flatline" paired with a clean illustration of a flat-lining medical monitor grid, this artwork hilariously communicates when you have officially run out of tolerance for silly emails. It is an ideal visual statement for customer service agents, corporate staff, or anyone who survives long meetings on pure sarcasm. The stark line art and crisp typography deliver a strong punchline, making it perfect for funny everyday apparel or a humorous office mug.

Description: Is He Dead Yet Green Flatline T=Shirts Anti Trump Funny Shirts Hate Donald Trump Humorous Tees Gifts Resistance Protest

Description: "If you love taking a bath with a lot of soap and playing with your Rubber Duck, this Rubber Duckie Design is ideal for you. Everyone who loves using a Rubber Duck bath toy will love this cute Duck design and make other people smile. This drawn Rubber Duck design is ideal for rubber duck lovers and duck collectors, kids, boys, girls and bath and shower lovers."

Description: Follow Your Heart

Description: Keep Calm Not That Calm T-Shirt

Description: At some point you know he's gonna wake back up right?

Description: This Pinball Machine - Pinball Heartbeat Flipper EKG Pulse Line is perfect for pinball fans.

Description: Keep Calm and Ok! Not That Calm! - Funny Medical ECG Nurse

Description: Drawing of an anatomical pegasus.

Description: Drawing of an anatomical pegasus.