Fnord Cards

Description: You must disguise the chemtrail immediately and report to Melania Trump! Fnord.

Description: Have you seen the latest models of all electric Fnords?

Description: Fnord design.

Description: RAW, so fnord! Expand your reality tunnel with this Robert Anton Wilson's tshirt.

Description: You read the book, now wear the Tshirt. See the fnords and mindfuck the flower power. Wearing this tshirt make you a pope. Hail Eris!

Description: May you be free of The Curse of Greyface. May the Goddess put twinkles in your eyes. May you have the knowledge of a sage, and the wisdom of a child. Hail Eris. This has a retro, vintage, distressed look. Fnord.

Description: Every appearance of the word subconsciously generates a feeling of unease and confusion which prevents rational consideration of the text fnord in which it appears.

Description: A design based on the eye in the pyramid, and a quote from Robert Anton Wilson's books 'The Illuminatus Trilogy' , the all seeing eye

Description: The golden apple of discord, inscribed "Kallisti", was at the center of a dispute between the goddesses. Paris awarded it to Aphrodite, leading to the Trojan War. The apple's legend endures.

Description: Support the great old one. Know that those who don't see the Fnord in his tentacles are too normal. You are special because you see the Fnord.

Description: Classic.

Description: The Illuminati have you in their clutches!

Description: Classic.

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Description: Classic.