Functioning Cards
I'm not a Psychopath, I'm a High Functioning Sociopath Card
by Meta Cortex
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A bold and funny retro comic style design featuring a confident woman with sunglasses, an axe, and hilarious adulting survival vibes. Perfect for people who are doing their best to function, fans of sarcastic humor, stressed adults, coworkers, busy moms, and anyone surviving everyday chaos with attitude. A fun gift for friends, office workers, burnout survivors, and lovers of witty retro graphic art.
Description: HIGH-FUNCTIONING TRAINWRECK. Somehow holding it together while everything is quietly falling apart. A sarcastic, self-deprecating design for people who look functional from a distance.
High-Functioning Trainwreck — Funny Sarcastic Self Deprecating Quote Card
by cranky store
$5.00 $6.00
Description: "The Accountant" is an action thriller starring Ben Affleck as Christian Wolff, a brilliant accountant with high-functioning autism who moonlights as a deadly assassin. The film follows Wolff as he takes on a legitimate client while also working for criminal organizations, leading to a dangerous situation when he gets too close to a large financial discrepancy.
Having a functioning pancreas is too mainstream-diabetes diabetic insulin Card
by papillon
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Great for any political fan whether they are a democrat or republican. Great for starting a debate for all political fanatics.
funny 2020 Election Anti Trump Any Functioning Adult Card
by TriHarder12
$5.00 $6.00
Description: I'm just a normal functioning member of the human race, and there's no way anyone can prove otherwise - Mark Corrigan quote, Peep Show
I'm just a normal functioning member of the human race Card
by BobbyShaftoe
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Quirky and playful design featuring the words "Attention I'm Out Of Order Until Further Notice My Stupid" in a bold, eye-catching font. Perfect for making a statement wherever you go.
Attention I'm Out Of Order Until Further Notice My Stupid Card
by Eye Goddess
$5.00 $6.00
Description: "High functioning is used to deny support. Low functioning is used to deny agency." Support autistics and educate others. Neurodivergence is not a choice, being ignorant is.
High Functioning Is Used to Deny Support Autism Support Autistics Card
by Nathalie Aynié
$5.00 $6.00