Functioning Cards

Description: Bear-ly functioning... but always ready for a hug. Cute teddy bear robot

Description: It's What People Drink

Description: When life’s a total mess and chaos is the daily norm, suit up with the Dumpster Fire Response Team! Whether you're putting out metaphorical fires at work, surviving another Monday, or just embracing the meltdown with style, this hilarious parody design is here to remind everyone: you’ve got it under control… sort of. Love the chaos? Visit my store, The Ginger Effect, for more variations!

Description: "High Functioning Overthinker" is a relatable and witty shirt for anyone whose mind is always running at full speed. Designed with a clean text-only style, it’s perfect for overthinkers, anxious achievers, and multitaskers who look calm on the outside but are processing a million thoughts on the inside. Ideal for introverts, perfectionists, and witty personalities, this design makes a great gift for friends, coworkers, or family who excel at everything—except turning off their brain. Wear it to work, school, or casual hangouts for a subtle dose of humor and self-awareness.

Description: Water me, please! Stay hydrated! Drink water!

Description: MARK CORRIGAN | I'M JUST A NORMAL FUNCTIONING..

Description: If you're like us, to save space, you keep your cast iron in the oven. It is that simple.

Description: The "Emotional Support Water Bottle" design includes stickers that provide comfort and motivation.

Description: You've been warned.