Funny 70s Cards

Description: Avoid all of life's responsibilities with these fun and cowardly strategies!

Description: What's Old Man Fletcher up to now?!

Description: Because sometimes it's best to remove yourself from the situation.

Description: Sometimes curling up into a ball and whimpering quietly to yourself is the best option

Description: When the jerks in the office have finally worn you down

Description: The children would need to learn to live as a single organism

Description: 70s slang Feelin' Groovy

Description: It's time to play everyone's favourite game show!!

Description: Can you help Debbie and martin solve the case of...wait, nobody cares.

Description: "Tony, you gotta check this out!"

Description: Going back into old school fun.

Description: Island Charters

Description: Congratulations to Igor the Executioner. Employee of the month!

Description: Dark Arts & Crafts

Description: There was something strange about the new guy on our street

Description: At least this pack of savage, nomadic wolves understands me

Description: "You boys go outside and play with your knives!"

Description: May Contain Sarcasm

Description: Bloody Gore Adventures! Parody of classic comic magazine tale from the early 1970s. Redesigned in Japanese version with comic style and pop art colors.

Description: Hey - is an interjection, followed by an exclamation mark or comma when the feeling's not as strong.

Description: Hot Metal Slides

Description: When conducting experiments, always remember to use the correct scientific safety apparatus, such as football helmets.

Description: It's always good to learn a new skill

Description: I'm old at heart, loving that granny life!

Description: Mash 70s Tv Military Hit Show Army Surgical Unit Tee 70s

Description: MUPPETS Animal

Description: "A curse on your soul!" Laughed Sally

Description: SURELY NOT EVERYBODY WAS KUNG FU FIGHTING

Description: Remember your first time summoning dark forces? Neither do we — but this shirt imagines it like a page from a sweet old children’s book. “My First Satanic Ritual” is a hilarious vintage-style parody where a wide-eyed girl cheerfully performs her first unholy ceremony, surrounded by cartoon candles, smiley skulls, and a suspiciously adorable goat. It’s innocent, it’s cursed, it’s perfect. For those who like their nostalgia a little bit possessed.

Description: "This has been the greatest Summer ever!" exclaimed Johnny

Description: Because every child deserves a pet… even if it's a reality-warping abomination from beyond the veil. Sweet, stylish, and just a little bit wrong.

Description: vintage Electricity Will Kill You Kids

Description: best

Description: Run kids, run!

Description: Boy, that escalated quickly. I mean, that really got out of hand fast.

Description: Generation X — the forgotten, misbegotten children of history. Late Cold War kids, they witnessed the fall of the Berlin Wall, the rise of the Digital Age, and the death of the Post-Cold War dream. Independent, cynical, and disaffected — they are DEFINITELY up to something.