Funny David Cards
Description: This funny Schitt's Creek Quote design features a fan-favorite saying from David Rose: "I'm trying very hard not to connect with people right now."
David Rose Schitt's Creek Quotes: Trying Very Hard Not to Connect Card
by nerdydesigns
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SURELY NOT EVERYBODY WAS KUNG FU FIGHTING Card
by THE COSMIC TRADINGPOST
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Description: The perfect Schitt's Creek Valentine. Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Oh My God David, EW. Said in an Alexis Rose voice, of course. Funny fan art for Schitt's Creek fans, and really anyone named David!
Roses are Red, Schitt's Creek Style. Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Oh My God, David, EW! Card
by YourGoods
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Description: Alexis Rose to David Rose throughout Schitt's Creek, the most known Schitt's Creek quote, Ew, David, in leopard print filled hand lettering. True fans love the fashion David wears on the show, and this fits the bill!
Ew, David. The Leopard Print iconic Schitt's Creek Alexis Rose to David Rose quote Card
by YourGoods
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Description: Add some humor to your wardrobe with this hilarious t-shirt featuring a NOTICE sign with the iconic meme, 'The beatings will continue until morale improves'. This clever design is perfect for anyone with a great sense of humor and a love for memes. Made with high-quality materials, it's both comfortable and durable, making it a perfect addition to your casual attire. Whether you're going out with friends or just relaxing at home, this t-shirt is sure to get laughs and start conversations. Order yours today and spread some positivity (even if it takes a few beatings to get there)!
“The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves” – Dark Humor Military-Style Card
by Teessential
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Description: David Rose is justifying his behavior after being dumped by and Ex (Sebastien Raine) to Moira and Alexis, and he is determined that "I Will Not Feel Shame About The Mall Pretzels." Hand lettered Schitt's Creek Quotes are the absolute best gift for Schitt's Creek fans.
I Will Not Feel Shame About The Mall Pretzels - David Rose - Schitt's Creek Card
by YourGoods
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Description: David Rose and and Moira Rose fight while cooking as they have no idea what to do with the cheese. Origami Crow made out of folding the cheese? No you fold the cheese in!
What Does Fold The Cheese in MEAN? Schitt's Creek Cooking with David Rose and Moira Rose Card
by YourGoods
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Description: David Rose squatting with a pitch fork on an Amish farm is an iconic scene in Schitt's Creek. Ew, David! When the Amish woman tells David he has a bug on his clothes he freaks out. Great for any Daivd Rose fans, and Schitt's Creek fans, who love an in joke or quote.
Ew David, There's Bug On Your Dress. Schitt's Creek's David Rose with a Pitch Fork in an Amish Field Card
by YourGoods
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Description: Pay homage to one of Seinfeld’s classic moments with the “Cartwright” shirt, inspired by the hilarious Chinese restaurant episode (Season 2, Episode 11). Featuring the memorable exchange, “I tell her you not here. She said curse word. I hang up,” this design captures George’s infamous struggle to get a table under the name “Cartwright.” Embrace the comedy of Jerry, Elaine, and George’s endless wait for a table, the frustration over a missing table reservation, and Elaine’s desperate hunger. This shirt is a perfect tribute to the quintessential humor of the “show about nothing.”
Swear To God Reverend Winton Dupree - Mr Show Card
by DarkLordPug
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Stay Weird - David Byrne Talking Heads Stop Making Sense Card
by Bigfinz
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