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Funny Death Metal Rainbow (vintage distressed look) Card
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Description: Funny Death Metal Rainbow (vintage distressed look)

Tags: 1980s, 80s, 80s movies, death metal unicorn, funny

Funny Death Metal Rainbow (vintage distressed look) Card

by robotface

$5.00 $6.00

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We Shall See Card
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Description: Artwork by Tommy Devoid.

Tags: skeleton, funny saying, death, funny quote, skulls

We Shall See Card

by Tommy Devoid

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Cremation Is My Last Hope for a Smoking Hot Body – Dark Humor Quote Card
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Description: A hilarious and morbidly clever design for lovers of dark humor. Perfect for those who laugh through life—and death—with wit, sass, and zero filter.

Tags: afterlife, body, cafe, cremation, death
Black Metal KAREN - Shout at the Manager Card
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Description: Black Metal KAREN - Shout at the Manager

Tags: black metal, calm down karen, death metal, funny karen, funny quote

Black Metal KAREN - Shout at the Manager Card

by DarkLordPug

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To the Pain Card

Description: To the death! No, to the pain.

Tags: brave, to the death, fighter, sword, westley

To the Pain Card

by polliadesign

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Death Before Decaf Funny Skull Coffee Halloween Card

Description: Fuel your caffeine obsession with a spooky twist in this "Death Before Decaf" graphic design! Featuring a skull-shaped coffee cup with bones and hanging cobwebs paired with bold, creepy typography. A perfect gift idea for coffee addicts, barista friends, espresso lovers, gothic aesthetic fans, and Halloween enthusiasts available on t-shirts, mugs, stickers, and kitchen accessories.

Tags: caffeine addict, coffee, coffee cup, coffee lover, coffee quote

Death Before Decaf Funny Skull Coffee Halloween Card

by Simany Studio

$5.00 $6.00

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Forever Hungry - Funny Cool Skull Death Lamen Food Gift Card
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Description: This sarcastic t-shirt is the perfect gift to a cool friend, mom, girlfriend, boyfriend or best friend who loves dark humor and food! This product is perfect to wear on birthdays, holidays, halloween parties, dates or just staying in home with your cat or dog, who will love your good taste. Have a variety of products such as t-shirts, hoodies, masks and much more.

Tags: bones, death, food, funny, grim reaper
See You Soon - Sarcasm Funny Dark Skull Reaper Death Gift Card
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Description: This funny t-shirt is the perfect gift to a cool friend, mom, girlfriend, boyfriend or best friend who loves dark humor! This product is perfect to wear on birthdays, holidays, halloween parties, dates or just staying in home with your cat or dog, who will love your good taste. Have a variety of products such as t-shirts, hoodies, masks and much more.

Tags: bones, dark cute, dark humor, death, funny
Can’t Work Today - Funny Dark Cute Death Reaper Cat Gift Card
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Description: This funny t-shirt is the perfect gift to a cool friend, mom, girlfriend, boyfriend or best friend who loves cats and dark humor! This product is perfect to wear on birthdays, holidays, halloween parties, dates or just staying in home with your cat or dog, who will love your good taste. Have a variety of products such as t-shirts, hoodies, masks and much more.

Tags: cat, chilling, dark, dark cute, death
Be Kind Death Metal Style Card
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Description: Be Kind. Death metal band logo. Extreme black metal band font. Funny ironic message.

Tags: be kind, black metal, death metal band, death metal font, death metal logo

Be Kind Death Metal Style Card

by HalfCatDesigns

$5.00 $6.00

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When I Die I Don'T Want Anybody At My Funeral I Will Come To Card

Description: Humorous graphic. Expresses a desire for solitude even in death. Features a lighthearted take on funeral attendance.

Tags: dark humor, humorous morbid joke, sarcastic funeral saying, unique fune, witty afterlife message
Death Before Decaf Card

Description: A bold typography design celebrating the love of strong coffee with a dark sense of humor. Featuring a clean, eye-catching composition and a rebellious caffeine-fueled attitude, perfect for coffee enthusiasts who refuse to settle for decaf.

Tags: barista, black coffee, bold, cafe, caffeine

Death Before Decaf Card

by Mistugoshi

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India – "Spice Level: Life Or Death" Funny Quote Print Card
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Description: Bold orange typography reads "Spice Level: Life Or Death," paired with a playful chili pepper illustration — a fun tribute to Indian food culture and love of spice.

Tags: funny spice quote, funny print, spice humor, typography print, india art

India – "Spice Level: Life Or Death" Funny Quote Print Card

by MARKEDARTPRINTS

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Give Me a Rondo or Give Me Death Funny Soccer Training Coach Humor Quote Card

Description: Show your dedication to possession football with this “Give Me a Rondo or Give Me Death” concept. Perfect for soccer coaches, players, midfielders, and football enthusiasts who appreciate the art of ball control and quick passing. Inspired by a classic historical phrase, this clever soccer parody celebrates one of the most beloved training drills in the game.

Tags: football coach, football humor, football team, football training, game intelligence
You Look Really Weird Doing That With Your Head Death Metal Sarcasm Metalhead Goth Funny Meme Card
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Description: You Look Really Weird Doing That With Your Head. Sarcastic Death Metal Humor For Metalhead Goth Alternative Music Fans. Funny Dark Meme Quote.

Tags: alternative, band, dark humor, edgy, funny
When I'm Dead Just Trash Me In The Trash Card

Description: When I'm Dead Just Trash Me In The Trash

Tags: atheist, danny devito, death, existentialism, funny

When I'm Dead Just Trash Me In The Trash Card

by DarkLordPug

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Live Ugly Fake Your Death Funny Rainbow Opossum Vintage Card

Description: this is a funny Live Ugly Fake Your death quote wisdom from an opossum . Live Ugly and fake your death funny shirt for your ugly friend or family member or for your best friend to make fun with

Tags: live ugly, opossum funny, faking death opossum, fake your death, opossum quote

Live Ugly Fake Your Death Funny Rainbow Opossum Vintage Card

by A Comic Wizard

$5.00 $6.00

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When I Said I Love You To Death This Isn’t What I Had In Mind Card

Description: Introducing the "When I Said I Love You To Death This Isn’t What I Had In Mind" t-shirt, a funny and trendy tee.

Tags: birthday, christmas, dad, fathers day, funny quote
Live Ugly Fake Your Death Funny Possum Vintage Retro Rainbow Quote Featuring Opossum Illustration for Dark Humor Fans, Wildlife Lovers, Introverts, and Sarcastic Nature Enthusiasts Card

Description: Live Ugly Fake Your Death features a detailed possum resting beneath a distressed retro rainbow while embracing one of the animal's most famous survival behaviors with clever dark humor. Inspired by the unique personality of opossums, this vintage composition is perfect for wildlife lovers, possum enthusiasts, sarcastic personalities, introverts, and anyone who appreciates funny nature-inspired sayings with an unforgettable twist.

Tags: dark humor, fake your death, forest wildlife, funny possum, introvert humor
Jesus Matcha Quote Card
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Description: Jesus says 'I love you so matcha died for you'.

Tags: bible study, christian apparel, funny born again christian, funny jesus quote, gift for christian family

Jesus Matcha Quote Card

by udara

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Grim Reaper Pizza Lover Funny Death Quote Card
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Description: Grim Reaper just here for the pizza. Funny, spooky, food lover, quote.

Tags: dark humor, death, foodie, funny quote, grim reaper

Grim Reaper Pizza Lover Funny Death Quote Card

by egoandrianooi9

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I'm Scared to Death I Wanna Go Home — Funny Quote Card
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Description: I'm scared to death. I wanna go home. The official motto of anyone who has reached their social, emotional, or general life limit and would like to leave immediately.

Tags: dark humor, fear, funny quote, i wanna go home, im scared to death

I'm Scared to Death I Wanna Go Home — Funny Quote Card

by cranky store

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A joke to die for Card
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Description: A joke to die for design

Tags: autumn, dead, fall, funny quote, halloween

A joke to die for Card

by Eilex Design

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I NEVER WISH DEATH UPON ANYONE WHO WRONGS ME, I WISH FOR SUDDEN EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA WHILE STUCK IN TRAFFIC Card

Description: A brutally funny revenge joke for anyone who prefers petty payback over wishing harm on someone.

Tags: bathroom humor, dark humor, funny quote, petty humor, revenge humor
Skelly Card
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Description: Everything you're doing is bad Skelly

Tags: cute, death, funny, funny quotes, funny sayings

Skelly Card

by Anarchy Cat

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Death Before Disco Card

Description: Death Before Disco Unisex T-Shirt - As Seen In Stripes movie

Tags: death, disco, disco funny, disco music, disco music lover

Death Before Disco Card

by DEMON LIMBS

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Live, Laugh, Toaster Bath – Dark Humor Grim Reaper Card
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Description: Dark humor meets bubbly bath time. This design features the Grim Reaper chilling in a bathtub full of bubbles, with a toaster ominously close. A perfect mix of sarcasm and macabre humor – great for fans of edgy, ironic, or gothic aesthetics. Bring the reaper to bath time and make death... adorable.

Tags: alternative humor, bath time, death joke, edgy design, emo

Live, Laugh, Toaster Bath – Dark Humor Grim Reaper Card

by Montony

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Vegan Metalhead Death in My Metal Not in My Meals Design Card

Description: Vegan Metalhead Death in My Metal Not in My Meals Design

Tags: death metal, funny metal, heavy metal, heavy music, metal design

Vegan Metalhead Death in My Metal Not in My Meals Design Card

by Santanart

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Never Go to bed Angry stay awake and plot your revenge Card
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Description: cute reaper with text Don't go to bed angry stay awake and plan your revenge

Tags: humor, skeleton, kawaii cute, sarcastic, offensive

Never Go to bed Angry stay awake and plot your revenge Card

by Little Tigre Store

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I Am Become Death Gelato The Cat Meme Card

Description: Behold the ultimate weapon! This hilariously dramatic meme design features the beloved viral kitten rolling into battle in his custom wheelchair, perfectly paired with the infamous destroyer of worlds quote.

Tags: animal meme, cat, cat lover, cat meme, destroyer of worlds

I Am Become Death Gelato The Cat Meme Card

by Bad Decisions

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When I Die I Don'T Want Anybody At My Funeral I Will Come To Card

Description: Humorous take on post-life attendance. Express yourself with this witty design.

Tags: afterlife witty quote, humorous death saying, mou, sarcastic afterlife joke, unique memorial message
Speed Deaemoean Card
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Description: Pill poppin animals

Tags: vintage speed, speed racer, lowbrow, death, lowbrowart

Speed Deaemoean Card

by Ohhmeed

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Never Say Card
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Description: Get this new print for a limited time!

Tags: saying, say, movie, film, funny

Never Say Card

by ryanmcintire1232

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Funny opossum quote live ugly eat trash Card

Description: Funny opossum quote live ugly eat trash is such a great and funny gift for all your loved ones.

Tags: live ugly fake your death vintage, opossum vintage, live ugly fake your death opossum, opossum live ugly fake your death, fake your death

Funny opossum quote live ugly eat trash Card

by Work Memes

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opossum quote //live weird fake your death funny saying Card

Description: opossum quote //live weird fake your death funny saying

Tags: funny opossum, live weird, live weird fake your death, live weird fake your death funny, live weird fake your death funny saying

opossum quote //live weird fake your death funny saying Card

by MATERAZEKA

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Well, Shit... Dark Humor Skeleton Funny Sarcastic Quote Card
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Description: Well, Shit... Funny Skeleton Design For Dark Humor Lovers. Express Your Sarcastic Humor With This Morbidly Amusing Quote.

Tags: bad luck, comic skeleton, death humor, funny quote, funny skeleton

Well, Shit... Dark Humor Skeleton Funny Sarcastic Quote Card

by PSU MMA CLUB

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