Funny Ex Quote Cards
Funny Breakup Quote I'm Over My Ex Minimalist Typography Card
by Bastian
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Perfect funny gift for single friends, Breakup party, divorce celebration, savage sarcasm lovers. Great for anyone who has a curious ex still watching their stories
My Ex is My Biggest Fan - funny Breakup Savage Sarcasm Quote Card
by Afrianda
$5.00 $6.00
Description: This 'The Only Ex I Miss Is Extra Money' graphic design is perfect for individuals who appreciate a good laugh, savvy money savers, financial advisors, wealth management enthusiasts, budget-loving moms and dads, millennials navigating finances, and anyone who's dealt with the universal struggle of losing extra income. Featuring a witty and satirical quote that will surely get your funny bone tickling. This humorous phrase is suitable for any casual occasion, fun meet-ups, coffee dates, financial planning seminars, and even during humorous seasons like April Fool's Day, Thanksgiving, Christmas and more. Spread a bit of humor while sending a relatable message about financial freedom and the importance of budgeting.
Description: My mortgage rates are like my ex — always on my mind and constantly draining my bank account! Love hurts, but have you seen mortgage interest rates lately? This hilarious cartoon design combines relationship sarcasm with the financial struggles of homeownership. Featuring a terrified stack of cash, a skyrocketing interest-rate arrow, and an unhappy wallet, it perfectly captures the pain of rising mortgage payments and expensive financial commitments. Whether you're a first-time homebuyer, longtime homeowner, real estate professional, or someone who understands the financial consequences of a complicated relationship, this design delivers a laugh that's painfully relatable! A funny gift for homeowners, mortgage brokers, real estate agent
My Mortgage Rates Are Like My Ex II – Funny Homeowner & Rising Interest Rates Humor Card
by SignShirtz
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Breaking up is hard to do, especially when your ex refuses to disappear! “BREAK UP WITH ME? I'LL HAUNT YOU DURING ONE OF MY OUT-OF-BODY EXPERIENCES.” delivers a hilarious combination of supernatural humor, relationship sarcasm, and spooky attitude. Featuring a mischievous ghost with an intimidating expression, glowing purple moon, flying bats, spiderwebs, and bold dripping purple-and-neon-green lettering, this eye-catching design is perfect for Halloween lovers, ghost enthusiasts, sarcastic personalities, and fans of dark relationship humor. A funny gift for friends, ex-relationship survivors, paranormal fans, and anyone with a wicked sense of humor.
Break Up With Me I'll Haunt You – Funny Ghost Breakup, Halloween Relationship Humor & Spooky Sarcasm Card
by SignShirtz
$5.00 $6.00
Description: I quit smoking, but apparently my lungs are still waiting for an apology! A bold and funny smoking cessation design for ex smokers, people celebrating their quit smoking journey, and anyone who appreciates dark humor about leaving cigarettes behind. A great gift idea for former smokers, quit smoking milestones, smoke-free celebrations, and friends who finally kicked the cigarette habit.
I Quit Smoking Funny Quote – My Lungs Are Still Waiting for the Apology – Ex Smoker Smoking Cessation Gift Card
by Phosphoror
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Why pay extra baggage fees when you can leave your emotional baggage behind? “I JUST SAVED A BUNDLE ON BAGGAGE FEES” delivers a hilarious twist on breakups, relationships, and traveling light! Featuring a confident woman in sunglasses and a stylish sunhat walking away with her suitcase while her shocked ex sits inside a recycling bin labeled “DUMP EX HERE,” this colorful design celebrates freedom, independence, and leaving bad relationships behind. Perfect for newly single women, divorce survivors, travelers, and anyone who appreciates sarcastic relationship humor. A funny gift for girlfriends, best friends, divorce parties, and fresh starts.
I Just Saved a Bundle on Baggage Fees – Funny Ex-Boyfriend Breakup, Divorce Humor & Travel Sarcasm Card
by SignShirtz
$5.00 $6.00
Lancashire phrases - Northern humour - British sayings - Lanky slang Card
by OYPT design
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Keep your space clean and your spooky season sassy with this hilarious "Ghost Your Ex Not Your House Cleaner" graphic design! Featuring a cute, sparkly white ghost wearing cool sunglasses and throwing a peace sign while holding a pink cleaning spray bottle, right next to a bucket full of housekeeping supplies. Complete with floating hearts, stars, and a little bat, this funny retro aesthetic tee is the perfect statement piece for hardworking maids, cleaning business owners, janitors, and housekeepers with a great sense of humor. Whether you are searching for a unique Halloween party shirt for your cleaning crew, a thoughtful and funny appreciation gift for your favorite cleaning lady, or a sassy spooky graphic for your everyday autumn wardr
Ghost Your Ex Not Your House Cleaner Funny Maid Housekeeping Halloween Spooky Sparkly Graphic Card
by Twilight Sunday
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Express your political humor and activism with this witty design encouraging people to contact their senator instead of their ex. Perfect for advocates and humor lovers alike.
Don't Call Your Ex Call Your Senator Funny Political Activism Design Card
by LesDeuxStore
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Nisam Stala Od Jutros is a perfect gift for all your friends, girlfriends, or wife who didn't stop doing things all day long.
Nisam Stala Od Jutros, Funny Balkan Saying, Yugoslavia, Ex Yu Card
by bkls
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Express your sassy side with this hilarious "Of Course My Baby Daddy Talks Crap About Me It Is Free" sarcastic mom life quote t-shirt. The perfect retro typography gift for proud single mothers, co-parenting mamas, and anyone who loves a bit of witty drama humor!
Of Course My Baby Daddy Talks Crap About Me Funny Savage Mom Quote Card
by NomiCrafts
$5.00 $6.00
Description: This Funny "My Ex Is My Biggest Fan" design is for anyone with an ex partner who still follows their life. A perfect Sarcastic Statement for confident individuals who love witty relationship humor and funny quotes about moving on.
My Ex Is My Biggest Fan — Funny Ex Relationship Humor Card
by SunnyRibbits
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Melodramatic retro winter cartoon of a shivering, crying yeti holding a shattered frozen heart on an icy mountain summit under icicle lettering reading: "Still Colder Than Your Ex." An awesome Anti-Valentine's Day gift for singles, breakup survivors, and lovers of sarcastic snow monsters.
Still Colder Than Your Ex - Funny Sad Yeti Valentine Card
by Fisheyed Graphics
$5.00 $6.00
Description: This sarcastic relationship humor design is perfect for anyone who embraces single life with confidence and a sense of humor about past dating experiences. Perfect for singles, friends, coworkers, and anyone who enjoys clever dating jokes, breakup humor, and self-deprecating comedy.
Description: The Only Ex I Miss Is Extra Money is a funny breakup quote for anyone who misses cash more than an ex. A sarcastic money humor design with a bold minimalist look.
The Only Ex I Miss Is Extra Money Funny Breakup Money Quote Card
by Rua stino
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Observe the past from a safe and silent distance! Show off your petty, unvarnished sense of humor with this cheeky "My Favorite Museum Is My Ex’s Profile" design. Ideal for social media lurkers, breakup veterans, and anyone who treats a quick scroll through an ex's feed like a trip to an ancient history exhibit. A hilarious gift for your single, humor-loving friends.